(There’s a TV on it’s the news.)
<News Reporter> Three bodies were found at Ned’s gun store in South Park, Colorado. But earlier that day The Mayor was shot by Mr. Black, who then brutally slayed Goon #1 and Goon #2. Right after the slayings of Goons 1 and 2, he was shot by Sergeant Yates. In a Sleazy 8 Motel nearby Stan Marsh also known as Mr. Blue was shot dead. Cops have finally linked all the events within those past few days with the robbing of a Detroit bank. The 80 million dollars robbed from the bank has still yet to be recovered. They were 3 of the four remaining South Park’s most wanted men. Kyle Broflosky also known as Mr. Green was found shot dead in the streets right in front of the Ned’s Gun Store, he killed Police Officer, Officer Barbrady.
<Sergeant Yates on the news> He was not just my partner but a friend, from the looks of things Green died a painful death and I’m f*cking glad that he did. I hope it was slow.
<News Reporter> In the gun store’s office two bodies were found both belonged to South Park’s most wanted, Ned also known as Mr. Brown was shot in the gut once, shot in the upper chest once, and shot in the side of the head once. Another man who was right by the doorway had taken a shotgun blast in his gut, then a bullet to the side of his head. The man was Mr. Camo, real name Jimbo. Folks are still on the lookout for the elusive Mr. Pink, Police have made serval arrests based on the tips of Mr. Pink, one of which was Abe Vigoda, Mr. Vigoda was released due to lack of evidence, and the fact that Mr. Vigoda who’s now over a 100 years old was in Florida the whole time. In this reporters beliefs it is blamed on Vigoda because a lot of things are blamed on Vigoda as he is also the target of “So and so is dead”, Vigoda immediately yelled at reporters. When Vigoda was asked what he did for a living he replied and I quote “I work at the Good Burger, which is home of the Good Burger, and I appear on Late Night With Conan O’Brien every other episode he does.”
(The TV gets shut off we turn around and we see Mr. Pink sitting in his chair, money piled up behind him. He’s laughing his ass off.)
<Mr. Pink> Screw You Tarantino, told you I’d be rich.
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