I dont really have a name so i just used that
*Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman are at the bus stop when Wendy walks by*
Wendy: Hi Stan!
Stan: Oh, hi Wendy. What are you doing?
Wendy: Oh nothing, except I get to skip school today. My cousin is in town from NY for the day.
Stan: Oh your lucky. Damn, you always get to have the fun.
Wendy: Well, will you miss me.
Stan: Sure…I guess
Wendy: SURE!!! Now lets try this again! Will you f***in miss me!?!?
Stan: Y-y-Yes Maam
Wendy: Good *kisses him on cheek* Bye! *skips away*
Cartman: Wow your girlfriend sure is b****y
Stan: Shut up Cartman
Cartman: Your girlfriend is so b****y, that she complains to you in her dreams
Stan: I said shut up Cartman!
Cartman: Your girlfriend is so b****y that she complains even after winning the lottery
Kenny: (hahaha) *having spasms on ground from laughing so hard*
Stan: Shut the f*** up you fat son of a b****
Bus driver: Get on the bus you fricken kids
Stan: Shut up you dumb f***
Bus Driver: What did you just say!
Stan: I said I really want a rubber duck
Bus Driver: Oh, ok get on
*They get on bus. Kyle and Stan sit together and Cartman and Kenny sit together*
*Stan hears Cartman making jokes to Kenny, and sees Kenny having spasms again*
*KABOOM* *Kenny blew up from laughing so hard*
Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny
Kyle: You Bastards!
Kyle: Well, whatever, I thought you guys broke up a while ago?
Stan: We did, and she went out with Token.
Cartman: *Shouting over seats* She probably dumped that black a**hole
Stan: Yeah, pretty much. Then she took me back. And shut up Cartman!
Cartman: *mumbling to himself* Ay shut up you dumb homo.
Kyle: Ok, this is hopefully the first and last time I ever say this, but Cartman’s jokes were funny
Stan: Are you serious?
Kyle: Yeah, she is crazed sometimes
Stan: (Pause) Screw you dude
*Stan goes to sit with Butters*
Butters: Why are you sitting here?
Stan: um um. No reason
Butters: What’s the matter
Stan: Well, do you think Wendy is crazy?
Butters: Gee Stan, she sure is a sweet girl and I think you’re lucky
Stan: Really, Cartman says she’s crazy
Butters: Eric’s a loser!
Stan: True, I’ll get my revenge
Butters: Uh Oh
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