Stan vs. Cartman

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master ed
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Stan vs. Cartman

Postby master ed » Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:48 pm

My first fanfic so dont be mad if it sucks! tell me what u think
I dont really have a name so i just used that

Chapter 1

*Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman are at the bus stop when Wendy walks by*

Wendy: Hi Stan!

Stan: Oh, hi Wendy. What are you doing?

Wendy: Oh nothing, except I get to skip school today. My cousin is in town from NY for the day.

Stan: Oh your lucky. Damn, you always get to have the fun.

Wendy: Well, will you miss me.

Stan: Sure…I guess

Wendy: SURE!!! Now lets try this again! Will you f***in miss me!?!?

Stan: Y-y-Yes Maam

Wendy: Good *kisses him on cheek* Bye! *skips away*

Cartman: Wow your girlfriend sure is b****y

Stan: Shut up Cartman

Cartman: Your girlfriend is so b****y, that she complains to you in her dreams

Stan: I said shut up Cartman!

Cartman: Your girlfriend is so b****y that she complains even after winning the lottery

Kenny: (hahaha) *having spasms on ground from laughing so hard*

Stan: Shut the f*** up you fat son of a b****
*Bus comes*

Bus driver: Get on the bus you fricken kids

Stan: Shut up you dumb f***

Bus Driver: What did you just say!

Stan: I said I really want a rubber duck

Bus Driver: Oh, ok get on

*They get on bus. Kyle and Stan sit together and Cartman and Kenny sit together*

*Stan hears Cartman making jokes to Kenny, and sees Kenny having spasms again*

*KABOOM* *Kenny blew up from laughing so hard*

Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny

Kyle: You Bastards!

Kyle: Well, whatever, I thought you guys broke up a while ago?

Stan: We did, and she went out with Token.

Cartman: *Shouting over seats* She probably dumped that black a**hole

Stan: Yeah, pretty much. Then she took me back. And shut up Cartman!

Cartman: *mumbling to himself* Ay shut up you dumb homo.

Kyle: Ok, this is hopefully the first and last time I ever say this, but Cartman’s jokes were funny

Stan: Are you serious?

Kyle: Yeah, she is crazed sometimes

Stan: (Pause) Screw you dude

*Stan goes to sit with Butters*

Butters: Why are you sitting here?

Stan: um um. No reason

Butters: What’s the matter

Stan: Well, do you think Wendy is crazy?

Butters: Gee Stan, she sure is a sweet girl and I think you’re lucky

Stan: Really, Cartman says she’s crazy

Butters: Eric’s a loser!

Stan: True, I’ll get my revenge

Butters: Uh Oh

MORE TO COME IN CHAPT. 2 TELL ME WHAT YA THINK
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Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:55 pm

Good for a first fan fic. :)
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Postby master ed » Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:56 pm

thnx
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:22 am

It's great except for one thing.....

Stan: STFU you fat son of a b****


This is what a lot of beginning fanfic writers will do....t's not a good idea to use chat-speak or similar when writing a fanfic. It's better to just write the entire sentence. :D

Other than that, good job! :wink:
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Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:24 am

^^^ That's what I did with mine too. I used to write WTF instead of writing out the whole thing.
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:25 am

Kyle's_Marklar wrote:^^^ That's what I did with mine too. I used to write WTF instead of writing out the whole thing.


:lol: Well, now you know better don't you?? :wink:
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Postby master ed » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:29 am

sorry, i changed it, should i keep writing
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:46 am

master ed wrote:sorry, i changed it, should i keep writing


f*ck yes! :D
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Postby master ed » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:52 am

thanks. I'd write in bed 2-nite but got school tomorrow!!
oh yeah posted chapt. 1 on fosff.net
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:54 am

master ed wrote:thanks. I'd write in bed 2-nite but got school tomorrow!!
oh yeah posted chapt. 1 on fosff.net


Ain't shown up yet.

PM someone like cheesypoofs857 or KyleBenoit and ask them for help; I'm too lazy to explain it again. :roll:
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Postby master ed » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:57 am

i can see it...the admins have to approve it....but it is there i reviewed it im probly the only one to see it
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:58 am

master ed wrote:i can see it...the admins have to approve it....but it is there i reviewed it I'm probly the only one to see it


No, that's not it. You didn't press Select again after selecting South Park as your TV show.
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Postby master ed » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:59 am

ooo how do u select south park...go under authors and master ed if you wanna see it..i go fix now
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Postby master ed » Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:01 am

ok now check
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:01 am

master ed wrote:ooo how do you select south park...go under authors and master ed if you wanna see it..i go fix now


On the thing where.....

f*ck it, ask Jay C or KyleBenoit. I'm f*cking sick of explaining it to people. :roll:

And no it hasn't appeared.

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