The Boys meet Dr. Phil

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The Boys meet Dr. Phil

Postby Kennykiller16 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:11 pm

Feel Free to post whatever ypu think of it.


Dr. Phi: “Good morning everyone.” “Today we have four children with us today. They are all trying to deal with a few problems that I’m going to help them resolve. I’m sure there has been a death of a close friend or family member in your life. Well these brave young eight year old boys, Are here to discuss the death or there young friend Kenny McCormick.”

(Kyle followed by Eric, Stan and Kenny slowly walk out on stage. They each take their seats in large plush chairs, right next to Dr. Phil.)

Dr. Phil: “Hello Boys” (He exclaimed Cheerfully)

(The boys all mumble) “Hello” (Obviously not wanting to be here.)

Dr. Phil: “OK, whose mother was it that signed you little tykes up?”

Cartman: “The Jew” (He answered with little feeling.)

Stan: “Yeah Kyle’s mom is messed up dude. She thinks we will all go crazy or something.”

Dr. Phil: Why exactly, did she sign you up to come see me? (He asked while scratching the bald spot on his large head.)

Cartman: “Because Kyle’s Mom’s a bitch, She thinks that we are all stupid kids that will kill themselves while eating” (Cartman answered feeling quite satisfied with his answer.)

Kyle: (Kyle leans forward quickly in his chair eyeing Cartman) “Shut the hell up Cartman!” (He screamed now quite pissed off.)

Kenny: (Mumbles) “Yeah, I bet you would die more often then me if that was true (He replied to Cartman with a smirk.)

Cartman: “Exactly!” (Cartman Answered not really knowing what Kenny said.)

(Kenny begins giggling uncontrollably in the background.)

Dr. Phil: “OK, I know this may be hard for you kids to discuss. But you must express how you feel.”

Cartman: “Yeah, Stan why don’t you explain how you feel about Wendy’s hooters.”
(He exclaimed with a huge grin.)

Stan: “Shut up fat ass!” (Stan turned a light shade of red, he then decided to study his shoes, hoping no one would notice.)

Dr. Phil: “Now boys. Please stay on topic!”
(Kyle Leaned over in his chair and began to whisper to Stan.)

Kyle: “Hey Stan, What is this old dude talking about?”

Stan: “Something about eating and dieing…” (Stan Replied, Also quite confused.)

Dr. Phil: (After listening in on the boys conversation, he decided to answer there question.) “Boys” (sigh) You are in denial. You must learn that shutting yourself up is not the answer. It is not Kyle’s mothers fault, as the fat Child puts it” (“Hey!” Cartman exclaims from the background) “I do realize your close friend has died but please speak your mind.”

(They boys all sit in silence for a few moments letting Dr. Phil’s words sink in.)

Stan: “What the hell are you talking about? None of my friends have ever died!” (Dr. Phil’s face changes from concern to sadness)

Dr. Phil: (Sigh) “Do you boys want me to say his name out loud?”

(All they boys lean forward in there plush chairs. “Yes!” (They all replied)

Dr. Phil: “Kenny McCormick, your best friend died. He died last week remember? A flaming bookcase fell on him… Don’t you remember?”

(They boys all look blankly at Kenny. He realized that everyone’s eyes where on him and quickly shrugged his shoulders.)

Cartman: “Dude Dr. Phil, Kenny is not dead. See.” (Cartman jumps out of his chair onto the stage. He wobbled over to Kenny and pulled a large Pencil out of his pocket. Cartman leaned forward slowly looking into Kenny’s eyes.) “Bad Kenny! Bad!” (Cartman screamed out while clobbering the poor blonde child over the head.)

(Kenny just sat there in silence watching as Cartman attempted to kill him with a #2 Pencil)

Dr Phil: “That is quite enough Cartman! Please take your seat before I Escort you out!”

Stan: “Yeah tubby, Leave Kenny alone and sit down!”

Cartman: “You know what! I don’t have to take this kind of sh*t from you guys on TV! Screw you guys I’m going home.” (Cartman Once again climbed out of his chair and attempted to leap off stage. Deciding Against it, he slowly went down the staircase. He continued down the studio, the large boy tried to keep from making eye contact with the many disturbing looking women in the audience.)

If liked I will continue.
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:39 pm

Is this going anywhere, or is it just a bunch of random jokes about Dr. Phil? The plot doesn't make much sense and it doesn't look like you managed to come up with anything original. It would help if you had worked on the setup more, and if it's Dr. Phil we're talking about here then you need to throw in some of his famous one-liners.

I'm not saying stop, I'm saying you should go back and refine your idea. It looks as though you're attempting to write the story as you go, which tends to be very hard to do. My suggestion is to plan it out if you haven't already.
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Postby Kennykiller16 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:18 pm

I dont have any jokes about dr phil in this at all... Im makeing fun of that fact that kenny continues to come back to life. Thanks for the comment
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Postby manbearpig111 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:19 pm

:cry: im dissapoitied kenny came from the dead.
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:29 am

Kennykiller16 wrote:I dont have any jokes about dr phil in this at all... I'm makeing fun of that fact that kenny continues to come back to life. Thanks for the comment

If you're writing a story about Kenny's coming back to life all the time, I can probably help you out. My first fic was about just that. I also included a passing jab at Dr. Phil.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/bb ... hp?t=20860

Most of my stories feature Kenny in a much larger role than he gets in the show.

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