Butters is totally awesome in this chapter.
I can't help but laugh at Pip. SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luv it. Can't wait for the next chapter!!!
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run for
Though you die
La Resistance lives on.
It was later that night, at Pip's house. Pip sat, worrying about his relationship with Damien.
"Damien?" he asked softly as his bou exited the shower and was drying off in Pip's bedroom.
"Yes?" Damien glanced at him, pulling some boxers on.
Pip chewed on his lip for a moment before answering.
"You still l-love me, don't you?" he stammered.
Damien looked surprised, but was hesitant before replying.
"Of course I do," he mumbled, "What would make you think I don't?"
"That new fellow in our class," Pip said shyly, staring down at his feet.
Damien cringed for a second, and then sat next to Pip on his bed.
"Don't worry, darling," he said, running his fingers through Pip's sandy blonde hair, "I'll never love anyone else."
Pip's face grew warm as Damien leaned forward and pressed his lips passionatly against his own. The two fell back in the bed. (*wink wink*)
Meanwhile, Stan was staring at his computer screen in his bedroom. He watched his buddy list, waiting for someone to come online. Finally, he heard a bell.
-Big-Boned Has Come Online-
Stan smiled, glad that it was Cartman. He clicked on his name and typed quickly.
PoofBallHat: Hey, Cartman. Whats goin on?
He waited anxiously for an answer.
Finally, one popped up on the AIM box.
Big-Boned: Nothing much, Marsh, how's it goin with you?
PoofBallHat: Dude, this just SUCKS! Everyone is so weird towards eachother since that stupid slumber party!!! I HATE IT!
Big-Boned: Pretty harsh, dude. It's not so bad.
Stan furiously typed, punching the keys in angrily.
PoofBallHat: This whole thing is just driving me insane...I wish I had a rewind button...
On the other side of the computer, Cartman bit his lip sadly. He wished he could confess his feelings for Stan, but now it was an impossible wish. Stan trusted Cartman with a passion, and if Cartman blew that, Stan would hate him forever.
Suddenly, both boys saw another name pop up on their friends lists.
-Jew_Fro Has Come Online-
Stan opened a private chat for the three boys.
PoofBallHat: Hey, Ky.
Big-Boned: What up, assh*le?
Jew_Fro: Hey guys. Where's Kenny?
Big-Boned: Probably jacking off. LOL!
Jew_Fro: XD Sick!
PoofBallHat: Thats so wrong, you guys...
Big-Boned: It's funny!
-Hamburglur Has Come Online-
-Coffee*Grounds Has Come Online-
The two entered the chat.
Coffee*Grounds: HEY GUYS WHO IS HERE???? IS MRS. GARRISON IN HERE LIKE LAST TIME??????? OH GOD!!!!!!
Hamburglur: Hey, fellas!
Big-Boned: Oh, Christ, its the pot heads...
Coffee*Grounds: POTTTT?????????111 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????? OH MY GOD, THIS CHAT STUFF IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
PoofBallHat: GET OUT, TWEEK. Your spamming up the damn chat!!!
-Coffee*Grounds Has Signed Off-
-Coffee*Grounds Has Come Online-
For several minutes, Tweek continued going on and off line.
Big-Boned: Oh my God....
-IbeRiChmaAN Has Come Online-
Stan's face brightened.
PoofBallHat: Hi Kenny!!!!
IbeRiChmaAN: hi stann wuts up evry1?>1
Kyle was sour as he saw Kenny's illiteracy pop up in the chat room.
Jew_Fro: I g2g, guys. See you at school tomarrow.
-Jew_Fro Has Signed Off-
Kenny mumbled, disappointed.
IbeRiChmaAN: i cant stay on either by@!!!!11
-IbeRiChmaAn Has Signed Off-
Everyone else ended up leaving, finding the chat boring without all the boys there.
The next day at school was somewhat stormy, weather-wise and people-wise.
Pip, despite the fact that he and Damien had their own 'Boston Tea Party' the night before, was worried about what would happen in class today. (XDDDDDD) He spotted 'X' at Butters' locker.
"Excuse me," Pip asked suspiciously as he came up to the new boy, "Why on earth are you at Butters' locker?"
Butters looked around nervously.
"Uh, well," he gulped, grinning sheepishly, "Butters is my cousin, and he's out sick. I'm getting a book fer him!"
Pip narrowed his eyes at X and then walked away.
Token sat with Cartman in the classroom.
"Do you think its working?" Token asked.
"OF COURSE IT'S WORKING, you black assh*le!" Cartman growled, "It's the best idea I've ever come up with."
Token nodded in agreement.
Kyle sat at the other side of the classroom, doodling in his notebook. There was a picture of Stan and himself holding hands, and one of him killing Kenny. There was another of him kicking Cartman in the groin. He smirked as he shut his notebook.
Damien came into the classroom and bumped into 'X'.
"Oh, hey sexy," he grinned and then covered his mouth in shock.
Butters blushed, and Pip stared in horror.
"D-damien...?" he asked.
What would happen now?
That was a really fun chapter to write. I hope you guys like it!
Good luck with the next chapter, Ali!
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