stan cross double cross

[kenny dies hard]

kate and who ever is reading this is my new story


stan walks down the street: "dudes watz up"

kyle:we are getting a new pupil

stan:who
(i forgot whos stan gf is im sad imhaving a guess mandy)

mandy:its my cousin ive told her all about u

stan: really

mandy: she called u a sick brown bastard

stan:wat?

kyle:she sounds evil

mandy:shes is a bit but i told my mum wat i told the police....

stan: wat!?

cartman:dude ur gonna get beatin by a girl

(everyone goes school)

mr.garison: ok class id lik u to meet rose

suddenly a black haired girl with goth clothes and a tag machine on her leg

kyle:oh dear

cartman:help me

kenny:i craped my pants (mumble)

stan:shes beutiful oh i mean sick

rose:where am i hatty

mr hat: tttt there

stan:h-h-ii

rose:if u talk again ill rip ur balls off!

mr.garison:anyway tommorow its trip day to the prisons

[Nommel]

kate and who ever is reading this is my new story


stan walks down the street: "dudes watz up"

kyle:we are getting a new pupil

stan:who
(i forgot whos stan gf is I'm sad imhaving a guess mandy)

mandy:its my cousin ive told her all about you

stan: really

mandy: she called you a sick brown bastard

stan:wat?

kyle:she sounds evil

mandy:shes is a bit but i told my mum wat i told the police....

stan: wat!?

cartman:dude ur gonna get beatin by a girl

(everyone goes school)

mr.garison: ok class id lik you to meet rose

suddenly a black haired girl with goth clothes and a tag machine on her leg

kyle:oh dear

cartman:help me

kenny:i craped my pants (mumble)

stan:shes beutiful oh i mean sick

rose:where am i hatty

mr hat: tttt there

stan:h-h-ii

rose:if you talk again ill rip ur balls off!

mr.garison:anyway tommorow its trip day to the prisons

1) You have no plot
2) Ever heard of capitalization?
3) "ur" and "watz" are nothing more than chat speak.
4) Mary Sue alert!
5) You're gay
6) I'm not going to bother

[kenny dies hard]

well i have 5 things

1.ur mum
2.ur adopted
3.ur a fat redneck
4.u smell of tuna
5.go kill ur self

[Gothic_Butters]

well i have 5 things

1.ur mum
2.ur adopted
3.ur a fat redneck
4.you smell of tuna
5.go kill ur self

1. Your insults suck
2. Your fanfic sucks
3. Like Devon said, learn pencuation and capitalization
4. YOUR mom
5. How would you you even know if Devon was fat, adopted, or smelled like tuna?
6. Don't even try this with me - you don't wanna go there

[kenny dies hard]

gothic butters

1.im trying to write a story only doing that
2.he started it
3.ur mum is not good ur sister is better
4. i will not start u i know u
5.i lik tuna plz leave tuna out of this

[kenny dies hard]

f*ck u all everyone!!!!!!

im pissed off all ppl calling me gay it so lame think anything better to say u all lazy f*cking geeks u spend most time f*cking judging other ppl when look at ur f*cking self

P.s why is the f*ck gothic butters always on about me im f*cking trying to make a story when his ugly f*cking minge head pops up to say something u ginger gothic bastard i spit on u *

[Nommel]

f*ck you all everyone!!!!!!

I'm pissed off all ppl calling me gay it so lame think anything better to say you all lazy f*cking geeks you spend most time f*cking judging other ppl when look at ur f*cking self

P.s why is the f*ck gothic butters always on about me I'm f*cking trying to make a story when his ugly f*cking minge head pops up to say something you ginger gothic bastard i spit on you *

I seriously would flame the hell out of you if I had actually understood anything you just said.

[Gothic_Butters]

i spit on you *

And I cum on your mother's face.


"my ugly face". ha ha that's funny.. I'm a sexy bastard

[Nommel]

[size=24]I'm f*cking trying to make a story

Ohhhh...that's what that was.

[Gothic_Butters]

and where do you get that I'm a ginger. Are you retarted?

[kenny dies hard]

this is my last email

im sick off u all gothic is a nosy bastard whos having the last laugh now dickhead oh and i cocked slaped ur mum even if u got raped by ur dad why are u such a dick sort ur self out mate thats my advice everyones mum lives in a broffol


goodbye and f*ck u all and this stupid site *spit* ill be back in a year or sooner!!!

[kenny dies hard]

p.s f*ck ur self gothic butters and nomel

[Taranis_Music]

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!

[Nommel]

Words cannot describe how retarded kenny dies hard appears to be. I'm not sure he knows that many words anyway, so it wouldn't matter.

[Nommel]

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!

Quiet noises