Emo Wars... The Punishment Due

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Emo Wars... The Punishment Due

Postby SouthParkFansUnite » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:30 pm

Matt and Trey like taking the piss out of celebs and trends i.e. Guitar Hero and Paris Hilton being a whore, this is perfect for pissing off emos and also the ejection of Dave Mustaine from Metallica (Dave is God!)

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HERE'S A BRIEF:
Gerard Way's car breaks down in South Park, he stays over at Kyle's where he takes sympathy for him and shows the boys that being an emo isn't that bad when all of a sudden he becomes one and starts slitting himself, the Goths don't like the fact that emos have followed Gerard Way and are now overrunning the town, the boys and the Goths phone up Metallica, they play metal infront of the emos... Fail, and actually become emos so Lars Ulrich (Drummer) resorts to Megadeth's Dave Mustaine and he kills all the emos instead of scare them off... Kyle learns a valuable lesson.

Let's begin:

The boys (Kenny, Stan, Kyle and Cartman) are messing about on Kyle's front yard when a car breaks down on the pavement nearby, and none other than Gerard Way steps out of it.

He approaches the boys and asks if there is a nearby autoshop, the 4 give him a blank stare, Cartman tries to hold in his laughter but then bursts out shouting "EMO!" right in his face. Gerard then goes: "For christ's sake! How many times do I have to tell people this; I am not an emo!"

Stan then goes "When you deny who you are that means you're an emo."
Kenny could then muffle something and all except Kyle laugh. Gerard gives up and goes to knock on Kyle's door. Eric says "Good luck finding help emo!" when Kyle then goes "Dude, that's not cool, we don't even know him!"

Stan goes "Wait... You don't know Gerard Way?"
Kyle: "No"
Stan: "My Chemical Romance?"
Cartman: "More like My sh*tty, Emo Romance!"
Kyle: "No, and what the hell's an emo?!"
Stan: "Dude, an emo's like... worst than a Goth, they slit themselves in toilet stools and deny themselves and never get laid!"
Cartman: "Oh man, I so don't want to be an emo"

Meanwhile, the camera flashes back to the front door and we see Gerard asking Sheila about any auto shops nearby,

Kyle's Mom: "I'm sorry, there is one but the owner's on holiday... Why did you want to know?"
Gerard: "No biggie, I've just got a matter to attend to."
Kyle's Mom: "Oh, poor darling, you can stay here tonight..."
Gerard: "Oh no, I don't want to trouble you!"
Kyle's Mom: "My pleasure, besides, Gerald's been giving me crap lately!"

Back to the boys
Stan: "Yeah, and they got bottled at this festival in England once."
Kyle: "Yeah, well... I still don't like the way you treat him..."
Cartman: "Strange... I've always thought that Jews were Emos"
Kyle: "Shut your mouth fatass!"
Cartman: "Hey! Don't call me fat!"
Sheila: "Kyle!"
K: "Yes"
Sh: "We have a guest staying over tonight, his name is Gerard!"
Kyle turns round and stares at Sheila
Sh: "And you've got dinner now so you'd best be saying by to your friends for a while."
Kyle: (Disappointed) "Ok"

Cartman bursts out laughing; "Hahahaha! You have Gerard Way staying over tonight."
Stan: (Laughing) "Yeah dude, that sucks!"
Kenny: "ASDFGHJKL"
Kenny, Cartman and Stan laugh more and Kyle gets pissed.
Kyle: (Pointing) Oh yeah! I don't mind-
More laughing
Kyle's embarresed
Kyle: "I'll bet that emo's aren't that way..."
They stop and stare, holding in more giggles.
Cartman: "Are you proposing... A bet?"
Kyle: "No bet's fatass, remember last time!"
Cartman: "Don't call me fat!"

The bushes rustle, they all stare at them, an emo kid steps out.
Kyle: "What are you doing on my drive?"
Stan: "Yeah dude!"
Emo: "Nothing, I was just er... Looking for something... I've got to go now" (Walks off)
Kyle: What's that kids problem?
Stan: I don't know

The camera follows the emo kid to a phonebooth on the pavement opposite.
He dials a number and listens in.
Reciever: Hello?
Emo: It's me, Mike!
Reciever: Yeah... How's your quest in following Gerard going... Have you given up?
Mike: No
Reciever: Were slitting ourselfs right now, this best be good.
Mike: Oh it is... Gerard's car has broken down and now he's stopping over at this house for tonight.
Camera goes to Reciever's end, we see an emo kid with slit's on his wrist and a penknife in hand jump up off his seat, still being sad though (He's an emo remember!)

Reciever: Mike... Where?
Camera back to Mike
Mike: This place called South Park, it's a perfect place to hang aswell
Reciever: Ok, we're coming... (SHOUTING) Listen up! Gerard Way's car has- (Phone's put down) The emo walks off.

Later that night (Camera on Kyle's house with that wierd Guitar bending noise)
(Camera in Kyle's Dining Room... I'm getting tired of writing camera stuff)
Kyle: "Gerard"
Gerard: "Yes?"
Kyle: "Why do people call you emo and say all that horrible stuff to you?"
Gerard: Says a speech saying that he's not emo and that it just so happens to be that he has been appointed leader of the Emo race by everybody, he'll rant on about why his songs have depressing names and say that it's ok to do that and then he'll say something that I'll leave up to Matt and Trey like "My Mom was a Jew!"
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Emo Wars... The Punishment Due PART II

Postby SouthParkFansUnite » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:43 pm

The next day,
Kenny and Stan are walking towards Kyle’s when they notice the strange amount of emos popping up around South Park.
They knock on Kyle’s and he’s dressed up as an emo.
Stan: What the f*ck!
Kyle: I’m proving that emos are not what they seem, Gerard’s not a bad man and besides, you should listen to some of MCR’s records.
Stan slaps Kyle round the face
Stan: Snap out of it!
Kenny: Yeah!
Kyle: (Rubbing cheek) f*ck you Stan, this is wrong. I’m going to show you, you’ll see!”
Stan: Well come on then, we’re gonna miss the bus, are you sure you want to totally humiliate yourself in school today?
Kyle: Yes

Gerard comes up to them
Gerard: Bye for now Kyle, and… And… (Staring open mouthed at Kyle)
Kyle looks up confused; Gerard then looks beyond the front door to the street.
Gerard: “f*ck off!”
Emo’s notice Gerard
Emo Kid: There he is!
Gerard pushes Kyle outside
“(Rushed) Have a nice day at school!”
And slams the door behind him
Gerard is gasping for air with his back to the front door, he goes to the next room along to see loads of “zombie-like” emos pressing their faces through the glass (Still depressed.) Gerard closes the blinds.
Gerard “Not again!”

Meanwhile, at the place where the Goths hang out…
The Goths walk towards their spot, emos are there
The girl Goth: “What the f*ck?”
They turn back
“What the hell are emos doing here?!”
Midget Goth: “Let’s go get some coffee, we know emos are conformist bastards too, contagious ones anyway”
Goth Girl: “We’re getting our spot back!”
Red Haired Goth: “We’ll need someone else…”
The other Goth I haven’t mentioned: “Conformists!”
They walk off

At school, Kyle is having a crap time but that’s the least of everybody’s concerns… There barrages of emos hanging outside.

After school
Kyle: Right, I’m going to find some emos and “hang” with them, I’ll see you later!
Stan: “Seeya” (In disbelief)

Kyle finds some Emos
Emo Kid: Where’s your blade?
Kyle: “My what?”
Emo kid “ You’re an emo right?”
Kyle: “Yeah, I suppose so”
Emo Kid: “Cool, you only need to slit your wrists and you can be one of us… HOLD HIM!
An emo grabs Kyle, the one he was talking to approaches with a blade…
Kyle: “I’m screwed”

Stan and Kenny go to the coffee shop and find the Goths
Stan persuades the Goths the help them, but the Goths want Stan to help them really, the Goth’s don’t want to be infected.

Red Haired Goth: The amount of Emos is worrying, and you’re friend needs to do something with Gerard, we need to bring in a heavy metal band to even stand the slightest chance of weaning of the Emos, phone this number… Ask for Lars,

Handing a piece of paper over,

At a phone booth
Stan: ***** *** 666 (XD)
Lars (Ulrich, Metallica drummer): Hello
Stan: Lars?
Lars: Yep, that’s my name!
Stan makes an alias to lure Lars to South Park.
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Emo Wars... The Punishment Due PART III

Postby SouthParkFansUnite » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:23 pm

The next day,
Metallica arrive in a black van, they’re also shocked by the amount of the emos that they have to dodge.

Stan meets up with the Goths at the playground
Stan: He’s meeting us outside the school today.
Red Hair Goth: Good, Metallica will lure them off!
Stan: Metallica? Holy Christ dude!
Red Haired Goth: I know-
Stan: Not that… K… K… Kyle!

Kyle’s slitting himself in the corner of the playground

Stan: Dude, What the f*ck!
Kyle: I know, it’s addicting though
Stan: Slitting yourself? Are you mad?
Kyle: I couldn’t help it, emos grabbed me and actually slit me… Join us
Stan: … f*ck you!

Later that night, the boys (except Kyle of course) and the Goths meet Lars outside the van outside of the school.

Lars: Hey, what’s this? I thought (rants on about the alias Stan tells him on the phone)
Stan: Well it’s a bigger problem… South Park is being overrun by emos,
Kirk Hammett: We couldn’t help but notice, I’m guessing you want us to frighten these Emo bastards off.
Girl Goth: Can you do it
Lars: This is the 6th time we’ve been called out to do this… Since we’re here, we’ll give them hell.

They setup outside the school and play the heavy part to the song One,
Lars: It’s not working, are you sure Gerard Way’s not here!
Kirk: sh*t they’re swarming in
The Emo’s surround Metallica…

Later on that day, Stan is walking down the still Emo infested street, he hears what sounds to be a thumping noise from a portapotty followed by angry mumbling, Stan opens the door and Lars Ulrich is there dressed in Black and White Emo attire slitting himself in the cubicle.

Stan: No…
Lars: I failed… It’s addicting though
Stan: You’re a heavy metal rock god, how did you turn Emo?
Lars: The cunts slit me, and man what a feeling!
Stan: That’s not cool
Lars: I know it’s not right for me to be doing this… I want to help
Stan: Then think god damnit!
Lars: There’s still one Rock god you can rely on…
Stan: Get him down here then!

Lars rings up South Park’s last hope… Dave Mustaine

Lars: Dave?
Camera to Dave
Dave: Lars… How my buddy?
Seconds pass and Dave drops the phone in shock.

Back to the portapotty

Stan: Is he coming?
Lars: I hope so!

Later that day, Dave Mustaine drives up to the raisins to find Metallica and the boys sitting on a bench
Dave rushes out to them, but can’t help but to laugh

Dave: Lars you twat… Kirk (nods)
Stan: Who are you
Lars: This is Dave Mustaine, he was here before Metallica but we kicked him out for drug abuse and… sh*t
Dave: Me and Lars did stuff together, we could have made history but forming Megadeth was much better.
Kirk: Look at me! I’m an emo!

Kirk goes to slit his throat

Lars: Kirk, that’s not your wrist… Kirk

Kirk slits his neck open and chokes to death on his blood.

James Hetfield: Oh my god! They killed Kirk!
Lars: You bastard

Kenny rolls his eyes.

Dave: He deserved it… Come with me kid, let me show you how to rock the emos world.
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Emo Wars... The Punishment Due PART IV

Postby SouthParkFansUnite » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:12 pm

Dave Mustaine and the boys arrive at the school.

Dave: Look, Gerard Way!

Emos crawl out from their hideouts only to see Dave and the boys…

Kyle: Stan?

Dave: Look, I know you emos have had problems, some of you haven’t and you’re just total retards trying to look call like Lars here. Now you can slit your wrists and drain your blood and die a horrible death but do any of you know a person called God…

The Goths are watching nearby

Midget Goth: That’s it? No, no… It’s gonna take a lot more than that!

Dave: Anybody no? Well you’re acting like retards anyway!
Cartman: *Coughs* Kyle *Coughs* Jew!
Kyle: Shut up fatass!
Stan: That’s it… Care
Kyle: What?
Stan: See, you actually cared that Cartman called you a Jew, wouldn’t you rather prefer getting back at Eric rather than secluding yourself in a corner all day long…
Kyle: You’re right
Dave: Of course he’s right retard… Come over here if you want to come clean! The rest I’ll deal with.

We see Kyle and Butters walk out of the crowd of Emos…

Kyle: Butters?
Butters: Yeah, I know… I’m gonna get grounded for sure!

The rest of the Emo’s approach Dave in a zombie like way,

Stan: What now?
Dave: It’s easy, we blow their asses off!

Dave pulls out a gun and starts killing the crowd of Emos

Stan: Holy sh*t dude!
Kenny: ASDFGHJKL

Dave leaps back shoots an emo and then Kenny’s leg

Dave: Whoops, thought you were an Emo
Stan: You bastard
Kyle: At least he won’t die this time
Stan: See… Being an emo is bad isn’t it?
Cartman: Too bad about betting, I would have got him to suck my balls for sure this time!

Kyle stares at Cartman and kicks him in the nuts

Meanwhile what about Gerard? He’s looking through Kyle’s window at the carnage that Dave is ensuing…

Gerard: What have I done?

Later,
The street is riddled with dead Emos

Dave: Justice is served (and all the heroic blah blah!)

The boys thank Dave and he goes to the pub with the rest of Metallica

Cartman: You think they’ll get back together?

More thumping to the cubicle next to them… Cartman opens the cubicle door and stares at Gerard way slitting himself (From all the carnage he’s caused)

Cartman: So he WAS an emo.

Credits

Tada! That was fun to write! I have some spare time on my hands, any feedback is greatly appreciated and in all honesty this is a rough script, not a 1st class A* piece of work!
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Re: Emo Wars... The Punishment Due (What A Plot!)

Postby ShaneHaughey » Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:50 pm

It's not really worthy of an episode. Besides, you're writing a fan fiction more or less.
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Re: Emo Wars... The Punishment Due (What A Plot!)

Postby smc514 » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:50 pm

[quote="ShaneHaughey"]It's not really worthy of an episode. Besides, you're writing a fan fiction more or less.[/quote]

I agree. Screw Metallica. Rob Zombie rules! :mrgreen:
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Re: Emo Wars... The Punishment Due (What A Plot!)

Postby SouthParkFansUnite » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:20 am

smc514 wrote:
ShaneHaughey wrote:It's not really worthy of an episode. Besides, you're writing a fan fiction more or less.


I agree. Screw Metallica. Rob Zombie rules! :mrgreen:


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Lol, he's good yeah, but there's a conflict between Dave Mustaine and Metallica which would make it take the piss more... Oh yeah! What do you think of Megadeth?
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Re: Emos, Goths, Metallica, Megadeth and Gerard Way... *Slit*

Postby ShaneHaughey » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:32 pm

You know what a two-percenter is? This is. It isn't worthy of an episode. Also, you've more or less written a script, so just post this in the fan fiction section.
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Re: Emo Wars... The Punishment Due

Postby THeDidNotKillKenny » Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:37 am

I can sort of agree with ShaneHaughey. Don't wory. Maybe fixing it up a bit and removing the script for a more... visual and normal writing piece would work better. However, I could see this working as an episode.
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Re: Emo Wars... The Punishment Due

Postby SouthParkFansUnite » Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:46 am

When you're me... You just couldn't care about getting something 100% spic and span... :parishilton:
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Re: Emo Wars... The Punishment Due

Postby BRMBug » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:46 am

You could just ask Big-Will to move it to the Fan Fic section.
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Re: Emo Wars... The Punishment Due

Postby SouthParkFansUnite » Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:04 pm

I'll do that... Man, I had to get reminded how a forum works... I'm dumb
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Re: Emo Wars... The Punishment Due

Postby Big-Will » Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:14 pm

episode idea != fan fic
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Re: Emo Wars... The Punishment Due

Postby SouthPark_Girl » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:06 pm

Great story.
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Re: Emo Wars... The Punishment Due

Postby THeDidNotKillKenny » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:47 pm

I like it.
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