No Name Yet (first fan fic please read)

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No Name Yet (first fan fic please read)

Postby KrazyKenny » Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:24 am

This is my first ever fan fic, so I'm not sure if I'll stick with it but tell me what you think.
(warning, this story may contain material that is insulting to the super bowl and/or has sexual language {I'm talking of course of Kenny})

Super Bowl Monday
It's monday before the super bowl and at school that's what all the kids are talking about...well... most of them anyway.

"6 DAYS, !!!!" SIX DAYS YOU GUYS!"Cartman yells as he runs up to Kenny, Stan, and Kyle on the playground.

"Yeah, Yeah we know..." Stan says unenthusiastically

"You don't really think you're going to get tickets do you fat ass?" Kyle remarks in a know-it-all tone of voice

"Yes I will! It's fate!... and don't call me fat you f*cking jew!!" says Cartman angrily

"If it was fate don't you think you would have got them by now? You've been trying for years." Stan askes
nobody says anything for a minute

"You're not going to get them, face it." Kyle adds

"Not unless you bang a rich whore... or a football player on one of the teams." Giggles Kenny through his orange parka

"SHUT UP KENNY!" Cartman yells as he shoves Kenny

"Well he could ask his mom...but she's not rich." remarks Stan

Kyle, Kenny, and stan all laugh together

"Skrew you guys I'm going home." Cartman says as he walks to the other side of the playground
Last edited by KrazyKenny on Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:20 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: No Name Yet (first fan fic please read)

Postby KrazyKenny » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:17 am

Game Time
Kenny, Stan, and Kyle are sitting at Stan's house playing a video game.

"I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!" yelled Kenny happily right as Cartman ran into the room

"I have a plan" Cartman said panting because he obviously ran

"Not now Cartman" Stan said focused on the game

"Yes now" Cartman said as he walked over and unplugged the game

"f*ck!" Kenny yelled throwing the controller down

"What the hell was that for lard butt?!" said Kyle annoyed

"I have an idea but you guys have got to agree before I tell you what it is." Cartman remarked

"No way dude" Stan said

"Fine but when I get tickets to the super bowl YOU GUYS aren't comming." Cartman said tauntingly

after staring at each other quietly for a few seconds thinking about how cool it would be to go to the super bowl Kenny, Stan, and Kyle turn around and huddle together

"Cartman's ideas sometimes work..." Kyle said cautiously

"Yeah.... but... they usually don't..." Stan replies

"They haven't worked for awhile now...so this one might..." Kyle says

"But you hate Cartman..." Stan says

"I know...but if we went to the super bowl we'll be the coolest kids in school." infers Kyle

"Yeah....you're right....." Stan says starry eyed as he thinks about how Wendy might like him even more if he was popular

They all turn around and together say "We're in."
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Re: No Name Yet (first fan fic please read)

Postby BRMBug » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:07 am

I think you should call it "Cliff".
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Re: No Name Yet (first fan fic please read)

Postby KrazyKenny » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:54 pm

The Plan

At the pond

Kenny, Stan and Kyle walk over to a bench near the pond.

"Where the hell is he?" Kyle askes as he looks around.

"Cartman!?" Stan yells.

"I'm here..." Cartman says as he stpes out from behind some bushes wearing sunglasses and a brown trench coat.

"What the f*ck are you doing Cartman?" Stan askes confused.

Cartman turns to face the pond and says nothing.

"The pond."..."It's the answer." Cartman says casually.

Stan, Kyle, and Kenny all turn to face the pond as well.

"What??" Kenny askes (voice muffled)

"It's just the pond fat ass...what's wrong with you." Kyle askes turning to Cartman.

"The ducks...The ducks on the pond." Cartman says as strangly as before.

"So what, the pond has ducks who cares?"
Stan askes

"What's wrong with you guys? Are you that f*cking stupid? We kill the ducks and sell them to get money for super bowl tickets! DUH!" Cartman says returning to his normal self.

"That's a stupid idea." Kyle says sounding annoyed

"Ducks sell for alot." Cartman says

2 hours later... The boys are throwing rocks at ducks on the pond

"This is taking forever...by the time we get enough ducks the super bowl will be over." kyle says throwing another rock

"Yeah..." Stan says agreeingly

"Well if you guys had a better aim like me we'd be done by now..." Cartman said throwing a rock that lands 3 feet in front of him

"YOU haven't got a duck yet either fat ass!" Stan says annoyed

"Hey where's Kenny?" Kyle askes looking around

"Probably left to go eat waffles with his poor drunk family." Cartman said still throwing rocks

"I don't balme him this f*cking sucks." Stan adds

"No there he is." Kyle says pointing to the other side of the pond

A few minutes later Kenny arives back next to Cartman, Stan, and Kyle holding up a dead duck

"Awesome, Kenny got one!" Kyle says excitedly as Stan throws up in the pond

"Probably just his poor instincts helping him kill it so he dosen't starve." Cartman says jealously

"Then I guess you can't get one because you're a fat f*cking piece of crap?" Kyle says looking at the duck Kenny killed

"Yeah" Kenny says amazed that somebody stuck up for him

"I don't need your help you f*cking jew!" Cartman says throwing a rock at Kyle and missing

"Fine then I'm going home" Kyle says turning to walk away

"Me too" Stan says as he walks away a few seconds behind Kyle

"You're staying right Kenny? You're not a f*cking jew?" Cartman askes

"No way dude...I'm leaving too" Kenny says picking up his duck and walking away

"Fine but when I'm at the super bowl you'll all wish you would have stayed!!" Cartman yells at nobody
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