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episode idea

Postby CobainIsMyBitch » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:59 pm

cartman, kenny, stan, and kyle all go to Medieval Times with their families. somehow they get mixed up in everything and find out the real reason Medieval Times was created. it was started to recruit knights and eventually once enough knights were hired they would march into washington and take over the u.s.
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Re: episode idea

Postby CobainIsMyBitch » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:00 am

okay let me elaborate more. the boys go to medieval times with their families. on his way to the bathroom cartman go through the wrong door and instead finds himself in an extensive training room where all the employees/knights are being trained. all the instructors speak russian and keep calling each "comrades". clearly communism is back. so cartman gets out of there, and gets stan kyle and kenny. they all four go back and witness the training. they are caught by one of the russians and sent into an office where the general is. there the guy explains the true purpose of Medieval Times. after the fall of communism in 1991 (1990 whatever) all the loyal communists had to go into hiding. they still however planned on keeping up the cold war and eventually hoping to takeover the U.S. so they started Medieval Times, a fun family oriented business that bring in money and at the same time build an army. the commies would hire actors at the time to come on to play knights for people's entertainment. once inside however they were never allowed to leave and forced to train as real knights. funding for the training would come from the profit of the business naturally. kyle then asks him why medieval times, why not just create a normal army instead. the general explains that making an army so large would take so long that they needed to do it in a way that would not create suspicion. a restaurant was the perfect solution. the attendence paid for the training and if any federal officials came by, all the equipment would look like it was just for the show. meanwhile this whole time cartman is just in awe at the general and shows his approval, and explains he to has always wanted to control america. the general continues saying that after the 17 years has passed (if this were to air in 2008) they finally have a large enough army to march into washington and take the country and have one of the world's most powerful nations under communist rule. he then lets the boys go free, stating that even if the boys did tell someone they wouldn't believe them. stan, kyle, and kenny rush out. cartman stays behind and tells the general that he must be allowed to join them in their quest to take over america. meanwhile stan, kyle, and kenny run back to their parents and tell them what theyve heard but the parents tell them to keep quiet and watch the show. after cartman gets back and the show is over they all go home. the next day stan, kyle and kenny get on a bus to washington and somehow get to the pentagon. as they try to get in soldiers forbid them to enter. when the boys tell them about the communists the soldiers laugh at them, explaining that "Medieval Times is a family-oriented tournament and restaurant made to entertain americans not take them over" (the soldier says this really matter-of-factly). they then have the boys escorted out. kyle, extremely pissed off, says now theyll never stop the russians. then stan says they just seem some proof to show. the three boys then conclude they need to videotape the training rooms and the communists. meanwhile while they were in washington, cartman is at his home and in his room. he sits at his desk devising plan after plan very hardly. the camera pans over his blueprints and papers and it is clear that after he and the commies take over america, cartman will use his new authoritah to get rid of the jews and others he hates, like the poor and what not. behind him is his hitler costume lying on his bed from previous episodes. meanwhile stan kyle and kenny make their way back to Medieval Times and get in through the back door. inside they find the training room again and begin videotaping the communists and the knights being trained. in the video cartman can be seen walking around the soldier/knights and yelling things in german and donning his hitler suit as he trains with the other comrades, who in turn still speak russian. once they have enough on tape the boys get out of there almost getting caught. they once again board a bus to washington and attempt to enter the pentagon. the soldiers try to stop them but they show the wave the video in their hands and the guards relunctantly let them in. they reach the general of the army and show him the tape. he is astonished by the communists' "superior" weapons and techniques and says that america is surely doomed. stan kyle and kenny stare stupidly at them and say they could easily take out an army of knights with a simple missile. the general however, is confident that they cant win. at this time more officials report sightings of an enormous mounted army of knights coming together from all of the medieval times locatiosn and heading towards washington. they are lead by "some fatass with a bad choice of moustache". the general takes a look at one of the videos sent from u.s. helicopter and says "Christ, we're doomed." the general immediately goes to the White House along with the boys where they show the video to George Bush (or, depending on when this would theoretically air, barack/hillary/mccain). being a f*cking retard like everyone else, bush concludes that there is no stopping an army of knights with just swords and cheap armor. eventually the army makes it to the gates of the white house and cartman begins yelling through a megaphone for bush to surrender the u.s. to him and the russians. bush considers it for a while, while the boys just stand their perplexed at the government's stupidity. bush eventually decides to surrender and tells cartman. the commies and the knights yell out cheers. kyle, infuriated at both the u.s. government and at cartman, finally takes matters into his own hands. he picks up bush's phone to the military and calls in an airstrike on the knights. An armada of American planes come in and bomb the entire army of knights in a matter of seconds. while being bombed the knights try to fight back by waving their swords in the air, hoping to attack the bombs or something, with cartman riding around on his horse screaming in german. once the airstrike is over everyone is dead except cartman somehow. cartman falls to the ground cursing god for taking his power and authoritah away. back in the white house bush and the general sigh relief. bush then says "oh thank god. that must have been the british coming to our aid oh thank god. we couldnt have done it without them. we surely would have been taking over without their airstrike. theyve always got our backs." stan, kyle, kenny cant believe what theyre hearing. stan says "no you dumbasses that was us. the americans. my friend kyle just called it in didnt you see?" the general and bush then explain how america's army isnt powerful enough to take out such an army. then one of bush's advisors claims that kyle was ordering a pizza not calling in an airstrike. stan does that thing where he bends his head and holds the bridge of his nose and with kyle infuriated the three boys exit the room, with cartman's screams of anguish being heard in the background.

and yes that is just a summary of my idea. what do you think?
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Re: episode idea

Postby CobainIsMyBitch » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:44 pm

or, should i make the communists Nazis instead of Russians and theyve been in hiding and started the medieval times since 1945? that way, cartman's role would be more relevant and his plan to get rid of the jews.
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