Mr.Garrison: You go to Hell, You go to Hell and you die!
stan: wendy, i love you. promise you won't break up with me again.
wendy: i promise. but you have to promise you won't let kyle get in the way. if you really love me, you gotta be willing to ditch him so you can take me out.
stan: wendy, kyle's my friend! i can't treat him like tha-
he is inturupted by another kiss from wendy.
wendy: will you do it for me?
stan: of course...
back at kyle's house, kyle is in his room. he's holding a picture of him and stan.
kyle: that stupid bitch wendy! she doesn't love him at all! she's such a whore. acting all smart and innocent around him...what does he see in her?
he hears a knock on his bedroom door. he answers it, and it's cartman.
kyle: cartman?! what are you doing here?
cartman: i heard you and your little boyfriend stan broke up...
kyle: he's not my boyfriend! just tell me what you want.
cartman: well, i know how you can get him back from wendy...
cartman: see? you want him back..anyways, all you have to do is make him jealous.
kyle: i know where this is going. you want me to date you to make stan jealous. i'm not doing it.
cartman: will a hundred bucks get you to do it? (cartman pulls the money out of his pocket and holds it in front of kyle's face.) only for a week.
kyle: no! why can't i be with somebody else? and besides, don't you love butters?
cartman: kyle, i've told you a million times! i don't love that little f@ggot!
kyle: whatever. i'm still not doing it.
cartman: okay, i thought i would't have to do this, but you're asking for it.
he pushes kyle onto his bed, and pins him down. he moves his face closer to kyle's. kyle tries to pull hmself away, but cartman's grip is too strong for him to get away.
kyle: get away from me!!
cartman: i'm not gonna let go until you say you'll do it.
kyle: no! i still wo-
cartman moves his face even closer to kyle's face, as he tries to kiss the jew.
kyle: fine! i'll do it! just don't make me have to kiss you...
cartman gets a devilish smile on his face. he gets off of kyle
cartman: god, you'll do anything for your boyfriend...
kyle: just get out of my house...
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