(The twelfth annual drunken barn dance.
Ms Cartman is standing around looking upset.)
Ms Cartman: Why can't I get sex these days? Being a hermaphrodite must turn people off
(ENTER Mysterious Person)
M.P: I don't really mind, I'm a bit sexually curious and my husband's away so...
Ms Cartman (to self): Could I really do this? I know I'm okay with men but another woman? Well.. f**k it! Sex is sex after all! (to M.P) Come on then.
(They walk out of shot. We only see M.P from the back in shadow)
(Kyle is looking through an old photo album he's found in his attic. We see pictures of his mother in her youth.)
Kyle: Holy s**t! My mom used to have fun?
(He flicks through and finds a picture of his mom "busy" with his dad)
Kyle (contd): GROSS!
(A picture falls out of the album. We see that it's Kyle's mom's pregnancy scan)
Kyle: Wow! Me when I wasn't even born!
(He notices a fold. He opens it out fully and notices another half to the picture. Another baby...)
To Be Continued!!! After one response I'll post the next part!
-Kyle and Cartman,Good Times with Weapons
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