Cartman's REAL Mom Is A Dirty Slut

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kennydeathsfanatic
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Cartman's REAL Mom Is A Dirty Slut

Postby kennydeathsfanatic » Tue May 26, 2009 2:44 pm

(Please Note that this is in script form)

Scene 1:

(The twelfth annual drunken barn dance.
Ms Cartman is standing around looking upset.)
Ms Cartman: Why can't I get sex these days? Being a hermaphrodite must turn people off
(ENTER Mysterious Person)
M.P: I don't really mind, I'm a bit sexually curious and my husband's away so...
Ms Cartman (to self): Could I really do this? I know I'm okay with men but another woman? Well.. f**k it! Sex is sex after all! (to M.P) Come on then.
(They walk out of shot. We only see M.P from the back in shadow)
Scene 2:

(Kyle is looking through an old photo album he's found in his attic. We see pictures of his mother in her youth.)
Kyle: Holy s**t! My mom used to have fun?
(He flicks through and finds a picture of his mom "busy" with his dad)
Kyle (contd): GROSS!
(A picture falls out of the album. We see that it's Kyle's mom's pregnancy scan)
Kyle: Wow! Me when I wasn't even born!
(He notices a fold. He opens it out fully and notices another half to the picture. Another baby...)
To Be Continued!!! After one response I'll post the next part!
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King Of Canada
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Re: Cartman's REAL Mom Is A Dirty Slut

Postby King Of Canada » Tue May 26, 2009 8:53 pm

Okay, fanfic away
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Morgueanna
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Re: Cartman's REAL Mom Is A Dirty Slut

Postby Morgueanna » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:01 am

LOL! That would mean that Kyle's dad isn't really his biological father. So Kyle's real dad is a dirty slut. LOL! That is a f*cking great idea!
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Re: Cartman's REAL Mom Is A Dirty Slut

Postby ZdSquirt » Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:19 am

sweet
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