The New Girl {by RandomPicklez}

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Re: The New Girl

Postby RandomPicklez » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:04 pm

Chapter 6

That whole weekend, Kyle played MGS2. But on Tuesday, he walked into school with a sad look on his face.

Jamie: What's wrong?

Kyle: Emma...why did that stupid Vamp guy have to kill her?

Jamie: You got that far already in MGS2?

Kyle: Yeah. Poor Emma. That was sad as hell when she died.

Jamie: I agree. If I were to change ONE thing in MGS2, I'd let Emma live, and Rose die.

Kyle: Agreed. Rose is an ugly bitch.

Cartman: Hahahaha, the Jew is crying over a game!

Kyle: Shut up!

Jamie: Why do you always have to rip on other people's religions? I'm a Jew, too!

Cartman: Oh, so now there are two Jews in this class!

*Jamie gives Cartman the finger, then tries to cheer Kyle up*


As Jamie was trying to make Kyle feel happy, just then a half-robot Miley Cyrus broke into the school.

Kyle: What the f*** is that?

Jamie: It looks like...Miley Cyrus, but half-robot.

*Miley grabs Kenny and rips off his head, then everyone else runs in fear*

Stan: Oh my god, Miley killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastard!

*Miley then chases everyone down the hallway*

Jamie: How are we going to take down this menace?

Kyle: I've got just the idea.

*Jamie and Kyle string a rope across the hall*

Jamie: Hope this works.

*Miley trips on the rope and then falls on her face, then Kyle grabs a metal baseball bat and beats her brains out*

Kyle: Woo-hoo! We defeated Miley Cyrus!

Jamie: You did great, Kyle.

*kisses him*

Kyle: Awww, thanks.


That night, at home, Kyle finishes MGS2 and then tells his parents all about what happened at school.

Kyle: ...and then Miley Cyrus tripped on a rope and I beat her brains out with a metal baseball bat!

Shiela: That was very brave of you, Kyle.

*picks him up and hugs him*

Kyle: And Jamie said tonight that she and her family would take me to a restaurant in reward. Here comes her car right now!

*grabs the MGS2 disc and then leaves the house and goes into Jamie's car*

Kyle: Hey Jamie, here's the game. Thanks for letting me borrow it, it's one of the best games I've ever played.

Jamie: You're welcome. Okay dad, where are we going to eat at?

Jamie's dad: Your favorite place, the South Park Steakhouse.

Jamie: YES! They have some of the best steaks there.

Kyle: Awesome, I can't wait!


The end


Next I will do another fanfic including Jamie, but it will be shorter.
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Re: The New Girl

Postby GermanyRules56 » Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:17 pm

Miley Cryus killing kenny LMAO
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Re: The New Girl

Postby Mister Man » Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:40 pm

This seems really good so far.
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Re: The New Girl

Postby RandomPicklez » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:13 pm

Mister Man wrote:This seems really good so far.

Um, chapter 6 is the last chapter. I will start a new fanfic though.
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Re: The New Girl

Postby Mister Man » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:45 pm

Sorry, that was an awareness fail on my part.
"You're such a pig f*cker, Phillip."

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Re: The New Girl

Postby Dibil » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:23 pm

Wow this is an amazing fanfic
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Re: The New Girl

Postby Duhh » Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:43 pm

good story
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Re: The New Girl

Postby RandomPicklez » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:12 pm

Duhh wrote:good story

Thanks.


BTW, in case anyone is interested, I will talk about how I came up with the fanfic.


I wanted to make a fanfic where Kyle had a girlfriend, instead of being in love with other males. (and let me tell you, I am f*cking sick of seeing all of this StanXKyle B.S.) You might notice my avatar here on SPS is a girl with green hair. That is actually Jamie. I thought, "What if I use this character in my story?" So I did. I also wanted her to have a lot of the same things in common as Kyle. They're both Jews, they both hate Cartman (I love Cartman though), etc.
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Re: The New Girl

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:20 pm

Yea I hate that StanXKyle bullsh*t generally i hate slashes all together! :|
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Re: The New Girl {by RandomPicklez}

Postby Big-Will » Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:36 pm

Old fanfic. Locked.
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