That whole weekend, Kyle played MGS2. But on Tuesday, he walked into school with a sad look on his face.
Jamie: What's wrong?
Kyle: Emma...why did that stupid Vamp guy have to kill her?
Jamie: You got that far already in MGS2?
Kyle: Yeah. Poor Emma. That was sad as hell when she died.
Jamie: I agree. If I were to change ONE thing in MGS2, I'd let Emma live, and Rose die.
Kyle: Agreed. Rose is an ugly bitch.
Cartman: Hahahaha, the Jew is crying over a game!
Kyle: Shut up!
Jamie: Why do you always have to rip on other people's religions? I'm a Jew, too!
Cartman: Oh, so now there are two Jews in this class!
*Jamie gives Cartman the finger, then tries to cheer Kyle up*
As Jamie was trying to make Kyle feel happy, just then a half-robot Miley Cyrus broke into the school.
Kyle: What the f*** is that?
Jamie: It looks like...Miley Cyrus, but half-robot.
*Miley grabs Kenny and rips off his head, then everyone else runs in fear*
Stan: Oh my god, Miley killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastard!
*Miley then chases everyone down the hallway*
Jamie: How are we going to take down this menace?
Kyle: I've got just the idea.
*Jamie and Kyle string a rope across the hall*
Jamie: Hope this works.
*Miley trips on the rope and then falls on her face, then Kyle grabs a metal baseball bat and beats her brains out*
Kyle: Woo-hoo! We defeated Miley Cyrus!
Jamie: You did great, Kyle.
Kyle: Awww, thanks.
That night, at home, Kyle finishes MGS2 and then tells his parents all about what happened at school.
Kyle: ...and then Miley Cyrus tripped on a rope and I beat her brains out with a metal baseball bat!
Shiela: That was very brave of you, Kyle.
*picks him up and hugs him*
Kyle: And Jamie said tonight that she and her family would take me to a restaurant in reward. Here comes her car right now!
*grabs the MGS2 disc and then leaves the house and goes into Jamie's car*
Kyle: Hey Jamie, here's the game. Thanks for letting me borrow it, it's one of the best games I've ever played.
Jamie: You're welcome. Okay dad, where are we going to eat at?
Jamie's dad: Your favorite place, the South Park Steakhouse.
Jamie: YES! They have some of the best steaks there.
Kyle: Awesome, I can't wait!
Next I will do another fanfic including Jamie, but it will be shorter.
Mister Man wrote:This seems really good so far.
Um, chapter 6 is the last chapter. I will start a new fanfic though.
Duhh wrote:good story
BTW, in case anyone is interested, I will talk about how I came up with the fanfic.
I wanted to make a fanfic where Kyle had a girlfriend, instead of being in love with other males. (and let me tell you, I am f*cking sick of seeing all of this StanXKyle B.S.) You might notice my avatar here on SPS is a girl with green hair. That is actually Jamie. I thought, "What if I use this character in my story?" So I did. I also wanted her to have a lot of the same things in common as Kyle. They're both Jews, they both hate Cartman (I love Cartman though), etc.
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