Social Experiment...

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Social Experiment...

Postby King Of Canada » Sat Jul 25, 2009 8:04 pm

Insprired by shanes fic: Girls will be Boys, Boys will be Girls

(The kids are seated, but Mr. Garrison is not there yet)

Kyle: Why so glum stan?

Stan: (Depressed) I acidentelly touched Wendy in an innapropriot way.

Kyle: How?

Stan: I was reaching for the popcorn.

Cartman: And you got a pussy instead.

Kenny: Pussy kind of tastes like popcorn.

Kyle: Dude! Sick! (Thanks for the line novemberm00n24 :wink: I shall never give it back)

(Mr. Garrison walks in)

Mr. Garrison: Sorry I'm late (Sits down.) Today we have special guests.

(A man in his mid 30's and a woman in her early 30's come in)

Man: Hiya 4th grade class!

Woman: We're from the Colorado Childrens social skills studies program. And we need your class to help us with our Social Experiment.

Mr. Garrison: What is this "Social Experiment"?

Man: I'm glad you asked! For 3 weeks, each child shall dress, and act like the opposite sex!

Cartman: (Standing on his desk) Wait, you want Boys to be Girls, and Girls to act ike boys?

Woman: Yes!

Cartman: You will NEVER get me to dress up like a girl! Maybe you will get the f*gs and d*kes to do it, but not me!

Man: Did I mention every student that paticipates gets 1000$!

Cartman: Okay, I'm in.

Woman: But there is a condition.

Man: Yes, every time you break character, we can subtract a fitting amount to how you broke it. Like if yoursef or someone else by there normal name we might take away 1$. So stay in character, or else.

(Later, at lunch)

(The boys table)

Kyle: I can't believe we will be dressing up like girls for money.

Butters: Good thing none of us will have to be a pussy alone.

Cartman: Speaking of pussy, how was Wendy's Stan?

Stan: F*ck of.

Cartman: Come on, we're all perves sometimes.

(Goes to the girls table)

Red/Rebbeca: I can't believe we'll have to dress up and act like boys!

Bebe: Yeah, but how much could you buy with 1000$.

Hiedi: I know. Like the entire Twilight book series.

Bebe: What are you going to do with your money wendy?

Wendy: I don't care about the money. I've always wanted to se want it was like to be the dominent one in my realationship with Stan. And this is the perfect way to do it without risking it.

Bebe: So?

Wendy: Let me shorten it. For the next 3 weeks, Stan is my B*tch!

To be continued
Last edited by King Of Canada on Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:30 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby novemberm00n24 » Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:31 am

King Of Canada wrote:
Cartman: And you got a pussy instead.



I see this as more of a line for Kenny, or add a line for Kenny after such as:

Kenny: Pussy kind of tastes like popcorn.

Kyle: Dude! Sick!


Then resume, the rest is good... It's got the feel of a South Park episode so far!

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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby King Of Canada » Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:26 pm

Chapter 2

(Stan walks into his house with a piece of paper in his hand)

(His mom is washing the dishes)

Stan: Mom, can you sign this?

Sharon: Sure sweety! What is it?

Stan: It's for permission to be in a social experiment were the boys dress and act like girls and the other way around for 3 weeks.

Sharon: (Suprised) Oh. And ah, why do you want to be in this experiment?

Stan: Because I get 1000$, mom.

Sharon: Okay. But it's a lot of money for 3 weeks wardrobe!

Stan: Don't worry, the government is paying for everything, we wont have to pay anything relevant to the experiment.

Sharon: Okay. (Signs it)

Shelly: What are you doing mom?

Sharon: I signed a form for Stan. His class is being paid for dressing up and acting like the oppisite sex for 3 weeks!

Shelly: So, I get like a temporary little sister?

Sharon: Technically, yes.

Shelly: Okay. Stan, your coming with me to the mall.

Stan: What!

Sharon: It would be a good way for you and your sister to bond.

Stan: But... uh... fine.

(Stan and shelly walk out of the kitchen)

(The Brofloskie household)

(Kyle walks in to there living room)

Kyle: Mom.

Shiela: What is it Kyle?

Kyle: Can you get me out of this (Hands the form to shiela)

Shiela: It says your class is taking part in a social experiment. It also says you get 1000$ for doing it!

Kyle: Mom! They want me to dress up like a girl! Act like a girl! And redecorate my room in the style of a girl's! It's not worth it!

Shiela: But it would give a better understanding of women.

Kyle: But...

Shiela: (Angry) Your being part of it! (Signs form) (Passes it back to Kyle)

Kyle: (Mumbling and walking away) Stupid mom, thinks she can make me dress up like a girl...

(The Testabuger house living room)

Wendy: Dad, can you sign this?

Mr. Testabuger: (Watching T.V) Sure (Signs it)

(Wendy walks away)

(The cartman house)

Cartman: Mom, can you sign this?

Liane: Sure. But what is it?

Cartman: It's easy money! All I need to do is dress and act like a girl, and boom! 1000$ in my wallet.

Liane: Alright poopsikins.

Cartman: Alright, we need to go to the mall. The goverment is paying for the clothes.

Liane: Sorry Eric. I'm banned from most stores there because i've done some thing in the change-rooms. But don't worry, I have some clothes that might fit.

(The Mcormick home)

Kenny: Mom, can you sign this?

Ms. Mcormick: (Lying on their couch with a bottle of vodka in hand) Sure Kenny (Signs it that passes out)

(Kenny walks out of their house to go to Tammy's house. Which a small one room shack)

(Kenny knocks)

Tammy: Hi Ken.

Kenny: Tammy, how would you like to be a lesbian for the next 3 weeks?

Tammy: This better not be one of those sexual "Fantasies" you have!

Kenny: No, I'm dressing up like a girl for school for the next 3 weeks! And I get 100$ for it!

Tammy: Okay, as long as you share 500$ with me so I can rent a motel room for a week.

Kenny: Deal.

Tammy: Okay, so I'm a lesbian then.

(A random boy walks to the door)

Boy: (In a deep southern accent) Your a lesbian sis. Mind if I watch you having sex?

Tammy: Kenny, have you met my twin brother Tristin?

Kenny: Wait, you are twins? Why did you want to see her...

Tristin: Hey, two girls is two girls! (Puts arm around Tammy)

Tammy: Yeah, this is why I want to rent a motel room.

To be continued...
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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby novemberm00n24 » Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:49 am

Tristin: Hey, two girls is two girls! (Puts arm around Tammy)

disturbing...
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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby King Of Canada » Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:49 pm

novemberm00n24 wrote:Tristin: Hey, two girls is two girls! (Puts arm around Tammy)

disturbing...


Nothing more natural than southern incsest :lol:
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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby King Of Canada » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:37 pm

Chapter 3

(The all the boys exept Cartman are at the bus stop, dressed in their girl attair. Stan is wearing a pink shirt with light blue pants, his hair is in a ponytail. Kenny is wearing a red parka with a pink heart on the front. Kyle has his hair down in the "Lucy" style, and is in purple pants and a light yellow coat)

Kyle: This sucks *ss!

Stan: It's not that bad.

Kenny: (Exited) You could blend in with the 5th grade girls!

Stan: And we're getting paid!

Kyle: Yeah but still... what the f*ck!

Stan: What is... sh*t!

Kenny: f*ck!

(Cartman come walking, wearing net leggings, a tight tank-top, and whore makeup.)

Cartman: I'm hot, aren't I?

Stan: I'd rather have sex with shelly than look at you!

Cartman: Stop insulting my mom's clothes!

Kyle: Why didn't you get clothes from the mall?

Cartman: My mom was banned becuase she did some stuff in the change-rooms.

Stan: Your mom's such a slut!

Cartam: Shut up! You don't look that sexy anyways.

Kenny: Are you kidding me! If Stan was actually a girl, I would f*ck him!

Stan: Thanks. (Confused) I think.

(The bus comes. The boys hop on)

Stan: Hi Wendy!

Wendy: (She has her hair cut short. She is wearing a brown t-shirt over a white shirt) Hi! I like your coat.

Stan: Thanks! (Sits beside Wendy)

Bebe: (Her hair is also cut short. She is wearing a maroon coat, and blue jeans) Oh my god! What are you wearing Cartman!

Cartman: Thanks! You know, you get 20 minutes for 20 dollars.

Bebe: Ew! Your a whore!

Cartman: Screw you b*tch! (Walks to the back of the bus)

(At the school. In the classroom)

Mr. Mackey: Mkay now I'm here to give you your new names for the next few week mkay. Okay make a line up

(The kids make a line)

Mr. Mackey: Kyle mkay. Your new name is Mckala mkay. Stan, your new name is Stacey mkay. Wendy, your new name is Warden...

(The next day, at lunch)

(The boy's... I mean GIRLS table)

Kyle: What the H*ll are we supposed to talk about?

Clyde: (He is wearing a pink shirt) How about the talent show!

Jimmy: (Purple hoddie, hair extensions) Yeah! I think I might w-w-w-w-win.

Clyde: Oh Jaine. You have some good competion! I'm singing "Under Pressure" By Queen and David Bowie.

Mr. Mackey: Sorry Cindy mkay. Your not singing that.

Clyde: (Iritated) What! I spent 2 months praticing. Why can't I?

Mr. Macky: Well, the people from the CCSSS want's you to do a more "Girly" routine. Like singing or dancing to a Hannah Montana song mkay. (Walks away)

Craig: (His usual clothes, exept it has a purple-light blue scheme) Boom goes the dynamite. Destroying Cindy's dreams.

(The Girls.. I mean Boys table)

Bebe: What Should we talk about... I know. Warden, how are you going to make Stacey your B*tch?

Wendy: I'm going to impress her on our date Saturday. And then the rest is pretty obvious.

Red/Rebbeca: (Short hair spike up, black shirt with fire print.) But how are you... ah.. going to be able to...

Wendy: Whoa, I never considered that. I'll go ask Mr. Garrison.

(Walks over to Mr. Garrison)

Wendy: Hi Mr. Garrison.

Mr. Garrison: Hi We... sorry, Warden. How can I help you.

Wendy: Say if I wanted to have sex. How would I...

Mr. Garrison: In this case, you would take a Push-up like position, than do a squat like movement.

Wendy: Thanks! (Walks away)

Mr. Garrison: Boys, always wanting to get laid.

TBC
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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby novemberm00n24 » Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:37 am

King Of Canada wrote:Mr. Macky: Well, the people from the CCSSS want's you to do a more "Girly" routine. Like singing or dancing to a Hannah Montana song mkay. (Walks away)


More Girly than Freddy Mercury and David Bowie? :lol:
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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby King Of Canada » Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:39 pm

Why is Flamboyant a simali to Girly now a'days? :lol:
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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby Morgueanna » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:36 pm

lol...the part when the boys finally see Cartman in the whore clothes is great. That's what I wanted to see in Shane's fanfic. Because Cartman's mom is a a dirty slut!
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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby King Of Canada » Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:33 pm

A short chapter

(Stans house, his living room)

Stan: Hannah Montana sucks! Every episode has her doing some crazy thing. Than she learns an obvious lesson!

Shelly: Maybe we could watch something else. Like "Across the Universe"?

Stan: Whats that?

Shelly: It's a musical inspired by the Beatles.

Stan: Well, the Beatles are okay.

(Shelly put's the DVD in)

(An hour passes)

Stan: Oh my God! That was one of the best movies I've ever seen! The songs were great! Even Bono Was good.

(The kitchen)

Sharon: Look at our daughters bonding.

Randy: I still say it's creepy!

(The Stotch house. Butters room)

Butters: (Normal clothes) Ha, Those guys are so unlucky, having to be girls and all. I knew my Dad wouldn't let me dress like a girl. Money or no Money.

Chris: Butters your grounded!

Butters: For what?

Chris: For talking to your self!

Butters: Oh hamburgers!

(Testaburger House)

Wendy: F*cking kill that Ninja, Spartan!

T.V Ninja: Hooooo.... (Blade slash sound) ahh cr*p.

T.V Spartan: Spartaaaaaaaaa!

Mr. Testaburger: Warden, how would you like to help me with the car?

Wendy: Sure dad!

(Mrs. Testabuger glares at her husband)

Mr. Testaburger: Hey! You know I wanted a son!

(The two walk out the door)


Thats it for this chapter, leave... NOW!!!
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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby King Of Canada » Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:55 pm

I'm going to be out next week, so know new chapters soon.
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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby Morgueanna » Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:58 am

LOL! Poor Butters. Very true though. His dad would ground him for something like that. I look forward to seeing more. :lol:
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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby ShaneHaughey » Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:38 pm

Very nice to see that I inspired something. :lol: There were a lot of ideas I had for the kids that I had to abandon for the sake of the story's pacing and the Universe, so nice to see that other people saw the original idea and decided to run with it in a different, more positive way.

You would do well at SPU.

Later critique: Could use copy editing and some better pacing. But both are easy to fix. Solid story so far.
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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby King Of Canada » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:36 pm

Afew things you should look out for are:

1) The talent show scene.

2) "Chastity Belt"

3) Death but arousment!
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Re: Social Experiment...

Postby ShaneHaughey » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:54 pm

:lol: Sounds interesting. Ideas suchs as #2 and #3 are the sort that couldn't be used in SPU, but definitely work as a one-shot.
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