Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

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Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby acountabilibuddy3 » Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:04 am

Kyle and Stan stood alone at the bus stop on a chilly Valintines day morning. Kyle was sitting in the snow and looking off into space, absentmindedly he asked Stan "Are you gonna do something special today?"
" Don`t really have a reason to" Stan Replied " Not senice Wendy dumped me anyway"
"I`m going bowling with my parents" Kyle said "They said I could bring a friend"
"Can I come?" Stan asked "My parents are going out and Im gonna be stuck with Shelly."
"Actually I was Thinking About Asking Kenny"
"Oh." Stan said looking disapointed.
"Ill ask them if you can come too."
"Nah, Its ok dude"
Cartman ran up to them wheezing for breath.
"Dudes.....youll.....never.....belive.....what.....I.....just heard." He said gasping.
"Take a breath fatass" Kyle said.
"youll....never....freaking...belive...this" cartman continued.
"Just tell us already" Stan Said.
"Kennys Got a secret admirer." cartman said.
"Yeah" Kyle said "Who is it"
"If he knew it wouldnt be a secret then, would it kyle?" Cartman replied snottily.
"Where Is Kenny?" Stan asked.
"Hes coming" Cartman said "Hes just to poor to...um...get here on time."
Kenny wallked up to them and he said (Although muffeled though the hoodie he always wore) "Hey guys"
"Cartman said you have a secret admirer" Stan said.
"Yeah I do!" Kenny said going though his pockets until he pulled out a crumpled sheet of paper.
"Heres the letter"
The letter was typed in a plain font.
Kenny,
I like you a lot. Im to shy to tell you in person but I wanted to tell you that i like you anyway.
A secret

"Its probaly from one of those tomboys or something" Stan said.
"Maybe its from that one chick that has a buzz cut and dresses like a boy" Cartman said
"Nah, I Heard She was gay." Stan said.
"PUSSY LICKER" Kenny said, and everyone except kyle laughed.
"It could be from a boy" Kyle said quietly.
"Yeah a little queer has a crush on Kenny" Cartman said Laughing Harder. Kyle Fell silent The bus screeched to a halt in front of them.
"What did you bring for the valintines day party?" asked stan as he and kyle made their way to their seats.
"I brought Choco` Late Bars" He replied opening his bag to show stan.
"Hey whats this?" Stan asked pulling out a small wrapped package from kyles bag.
"It`s nothing!" Kyle said snatching it back.


(this is as far as ive got in the story i apologize if i offened anyone and please i will be completing this so dont post anything on it unless you have an opinion you want to voice
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby Morgueanna » Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:08 am

It's nice for you to put a disclaimer like that but this is South Park. It's supposed to be full of offensive, controversial, chocolaty goodness! Go wild with it!
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby acountabilibuddy3 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:42 am

They rode the rest of the way in silence. When they arrived Mr.Garrison was sitting at his desk reading a magazine.
"Senice it`s Valentines day I thought you all could just get right to passing out your gay little Valentines"he said.
A girl in the front with a buzz cut raised her hand.
"Yes Khris" Mr.garrison said then added under his breath "Know-it-all dyke"
"Dont you think we should lean a little about the history of valentines day?" She asked.
"No Khris I dont" he said.
"But dont you think its about time we learned something in this class?" She persisted.
"Khris do you want to go see Mr.Macky?"
"No"she sighed.
"Now everyone just pass out your valentines" Mr.garrison said going back to his magazine.
Kyle handed out his candy and sat down at his desk.
"Hey I didnt get a Choco`late bar!" Cartman whined
"Thats becuse your a stupid fatass" Kyle replied.
"Mr.Garrison Kyle wont give me a valentine!" Cartman shouted.
"Now Kyle you know the rules," Mr.Garrison said, "Everyone gets a valentine no matter how fat they are."
"Thats right Kyle" Cartman teased "You Have to give me a valentine no matter how fat I....HEY!"
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby acountabilibuddy3 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:04 am

At lunch the boys sat at their usual table.
"Hey guys" Khris said stopping in front of their table, "Can I sit with you today my brothers out sick"
"No You cant you stupid dyke" cartman shouted.
"Thanks guys" she said sitting down beside kenny.
"Whys your gay-ass brother out sick today, did he get aids or something" Cartman asked.
"Kneel has Mono Fatass!"
"Oh Ok, Did he get it from his boyfriend?"
"Yes he did"
"Oh" cartman paused "your brothers gay"
They ate in silence.
"I gotta go to the bathroom"Kyle said "see you in class"
"Hasnt kyle been acting weird lately?" Stan asked.
"No" Cartman said snatching Khris` pudding off of her tray "I`ll take this you stupid dyke"
"Hey you Mother f*cking c*cksucker" Khris shouted.
"No its your brother thats the c*cksucker."
"I`LL KICK YOUR ASS!"
"Bring it on Girlie"
Khris got up and walked to cartmans end of the table
"Well Are we gonna go or not?" She asked
"My mom says not to hit girls" He said.
"And My mom told me to stop beating up the boys, so lets go tubby!"
"FINE" he said hopping down. just then the bell rang.
"your lucky" Cartman said as they made their way to class.
"all that bell did was save you the embarassment of getting beat up by a girl" Khris replied.
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby acountabilibuddy3 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:38 am

When they arrived at the classroom, Kenny found a small wrapped box on his desk.
"Hey guys" he said "look"
"open it!"Cartman shouted.
Stan looked at kyle who was already in his seat. Kyle refused to look stan in the eye. Kenny opened it, inside was a note and a $20 dollar gift card for the candy store.
"Sweet" Kenny said.
Kyle smiled, but tried to hide it.
"What dose the note say?" Stan asked. It said

Kenny,
I hope you enjoy this gift. I would like to meet you at the tether ball pole at four.
secret.


"are you gonna meet them?" Kyle asked.
"Yeah."Kenny said.
the rest of the day dragged on. both Kyle and Kenny watched the clock anxiously. When school let out Kenny walked to the store followed by stan and cartman.
"what are you doing?" stan asked.
"Im getting something for my secret admirer" he said picking up a small plush rabbit.
"Perfect" Kenny exclaimed. he walked out of the store and checked his watch. 4:01 pm.
"Oh Crap!" He shouted and ran to the playground.
Kyle stood alone at the tether ball pole.
"Kyle!" Kenny said looking surprised.
"Hi Kenny" Kyle said quietly.
"KYLE!" Kenny shouted.
"yeah"
"you my secret admirer?"
"Yeah" Kyle blushed "I`m...I Just....I think i should go."
Kyle turned to run, but kenny grabbed him by the wrist.
"here." Kenny said Holding up the stuffed rabbit to kyle.
"For me?" Kyle took it and smiled."thanks Kenny"
all of a sudden Kenny fell to the ground.
"KENNY!" Kyle exclaimed "Kenny whats going on?"
Kennys eyes closed and his breathing stopped .Kyle checked his pulse.
"Hes dead." He said then tears in his eyes shouted "BASTURD!!!!"
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby Morgueanna » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:48 am

Oh no! You killed Kenny...off. You bastard! lol.
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby acountabilibuddy3 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:54 am

Kennys funeral was held on a dark rainy day. Kyle and Stan stood his grave after everyone had gone.
"Did the doctor tell you why he died?" stan asked.
"He had a heart defect that went untreated becuse he was to poor to get a heart transplant." Kyle said "the doctor said he was amazed he`d lived this long."
"Listen Kyle" Stan said "I know you where his secret admirer"
"Yeah, Kenny was a real special person" kyle said, "but i think he was the only guy ill ever feel the same way about any other guy."
"Ok, Do you wanna get a soda" stan asked.
"sure" kyle said.
"So did you guys kiss?"
"No but at least he knew it was me."
"Yeah I guess thats all that matters.You ever wonder what It`s like to kiss a boy?"
"No not really"
"wanna find out?"
"Stan!" Kyle exclaimed. But before he knew it, Stan embraced him and they where kissing.


THE END
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby acountabilibuddy3 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:56 am

well there it is. with an ending that suprised even me.
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby Morgueanna » Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:01 am

Well jolly good then. I guess Cartman is right, in a politically incorrect way, when he calls them f*gs.

(Personally, I think Cartman is in the closet and needs to come out already. lol.)

I would greatly appreciate it if you read some of the fanfics I've posted and gave me some feedback. :unhoodedkenny:
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby King Of Canada » Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:45 pm

Wait Wait!

Stan and Wendy have been back together for 3 seasons now! What have you been doing for the past three years!
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby acountabilibuddy3 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:58 am

Really, I must have missed that episode, witch one was it?
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby RideTheLightning » Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:01 am

acountabilibuddy3 wrote:Really, I must have missed that episode, witch one was it?


The List, Super Fun TIme, Breast Cancer Show Ever, Elementary School Musical...
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby King Of Canada » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:18 pm

RideTheLightning wrote:
acountabilibuddy3 wrote:Really, I must have missed that episode, witch one was it?


The List, Super Fun TIme, Breast Cancer Show Ever, Elementary School Musical...


And "Eat, Pray queef"
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby acountabilibuddy3 » Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:58 pm

SORRY THEN! South Park is on at midnight where I live, So I'm a little behind okay! Besides, The whole point of fan fiction is to bend the reality of the series. I HATE HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOU ANAL FANBOYS! NO LIKEEE NO READEEE! (GOD, pisses me off. *throws hammer at random passer by*) AND DON'T GET ON MY ASS FOR THIS EITHER!
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Re: Kyles secret Valintines day present. (SLASH WARNING)

Postby King Of Canada » Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:27 pm

acountabilibuddy3 wrote:SORRY THEN! South Park is on at midnight where I live, So I'm a little behind okay! Besides, The whole point of fan fiction is to bend the reality of the series. I HATE HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOU ANAL FANBOYS! NO LIKEEE NO READEEE! (GOD, pisses me off. *throws hammer at random passer by*) AND DON'T GET ON MY ASS FOR THIS EITHER!


Err, do you live somewhere in Europe?

And, Fanfiction can only bend cannon A little!!! You have to stay loyal to the major pieces of continuity.

And please don't call me and RideTheLightning Anal fanboys, cause we're just stating facts per say.

And Pie!
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