The Venting Story (A 2004 SP BBS Collaboration)

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The Venting Story (A 2004 SP BBS Collaboration)

Postby kennyfan_24 » Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:18 pm

M00ndragon69
OK, I'll start the story.
One late Friday night, Sheik arrived home from a party at his friend's house. After he was dropped off at his door, he had a little trouble fitting the key into the hole, but he was still clear headed enough to find his way to the computer,and log on to southpark studios. He clicked open the thread "post everytime you looK' and related the events of the evening. Drinking games, drunk chicks flashing their tits, it had been really fun. In the morning, M00ndragon logged on. She was at her friends house. They had all been up all night watching South Park and pornographic anime. She was the only person awake in the house.
She clicked on to "post everytime you look" and read Sheik's story. She responded with the words" wow, I ve never been to a party like that". At the same time, Craig and Clyde was also reading the same post. He had an idea. " You know", he wrote." We should all get together and have a party. We should rent a hotel room out during the South Park convention, go there at night, and Pat-tay "
Craig-and-Clyde
So C&C goes on hotels.com and rents the biggest room he can find. He thinks to himself "thank god the limit was raised on my credit card cause this is going to cost me a fortune." He then goes onto the BBS and tells everyone the great news. C&C hopes that he booked the right room at the right place, for all he knows the South Park Convention could be in Hong Kong. "Oh well, as long as we are all in close quarters with one another and there is plenty of booze, it'll be a good party. Maybe then people will think I am cool, like that guy from Weird Science."
After rescuing several phyiscally handicapped children from a mountain lion, Tweek_Sensation and his faithful steed "Ron Jeremy" log onto the BBS and sees the announcement for the big party. "This is it Ron. We can finally meet Moonkay and find out how the hell he can have over 7000 posts and still find the time to plot world destruction."
M00ndragon69
Meanwhile, M00ndragon, Sheik, Lady_Loofah and Psychopoke were on the thread entiltled " BIG Party after SP convention". They were discussing with one another what everyone should bring to the party. Moon, and Lady _Loofah thought it would be a good idea to bring tacos for everyone. Yes, everyone likes tacos, esepcially Old LadyEscobar. Sheik and Psychopoke volunteered to Bring beer. The Towelieconnection was on the board as well, reading over the other's conversation, and I bet you will never guess what they decided to bring
Metal666 was very angry. He had been kicked off the BBS for being a bastard. Although he was kicked off, he still went back to read everyone's posts. When he found out about the party, he was really pissed. Especially because OldLadyescobar wrote " I am glad Metal666 won't be coming, he's an assh*le". So, he decided to go to tho South Park convention anyway, and crash the party.
JamezBeer
Metal666's arms himself to the teeth with bad breath, stink bombs, pepper spray and annoying music (Too poor to affrod real weapons) and will drive his piss a** moped bike inside the convention with a little notepad with OLE written in blood red. He starts to throw stink bombs everywhere and swicthes on his $9.99 radio playing his own wingy voice and starts to yell out "Where the f*ck is OLE?"
Everybody starts to get angry and I start handing out rubber bats, then a mob full of people with rubber bats start to approach him (Cartman's type of bat in TP Episode, Com'on I don't want to get arrested for battery) and some of us tie him to the ceiling and we place candy in his clothes and play Pinanta!
Boy I can be too mean and no-one deserves that. But for a person who's sole purpose is to throw insults at everyone for no valid reason, well then, let the games begin.
missycartman
Big Will walked into the room looked up at the ceiling and bellowed 'WHAT THE f*ck IS HE DOING UP THERE ,I DONT WANT LITTLE sh*ts LIKE HIM SPOILING MY FUN ',so Big Will and Tweek got him down from the ceiling -Tweek flicking metals nose and ears in the process just for cheap kicks and because Tweek knew a way of doing it that hurt so much .Lady ,missy and M00ndragon stripped his clothes off, just as they were taking off his underpants OLE came over and started laughing 'move along nothing to see here 'she said .,we all started laughing ,it was a shame no one had a magnifying glass with them .Big Will & SP109 drove him to a lamp post way out in the country ,tied him up, and left him there . now that he was out of the way ,it was time ......
M00ndragon69
to Party!!!!!!!!
Craig-and-Clyde
Luckily Shiek just arrived with the German kid and the beer. "Lets get this party started!" he yelled and cracked open a can. He still wasn't completely sober from last nights party so after a few drinks, he was on the road to complete and utter loss of motor contol. He makes his way toward the couch. "hmm this looks like a good place to sit. He falls into the couch and notices a great big bowl of chips right within reach...
.....C&C being the little devil that he is, starts to set up a game of twister. "Who wants to play twister!? God damnit tweek you can't bring that horse into the hotel room, get rid of it!" So tweek gets rid of his faithful companion, grabs a beer and joins the game of twister. Moondragon, missy, JamezBeer, and Moonkay also join in. But what would be a game of twister without a little KY Jelly to make it interesting. Left foot red......Meanwhile, Big-Will returns and sportingly agrees to a game of Checkers with OLE. They are playing for a plate of taco's and its getting tense. OLE really wants those taco's but she has only 4 peices left to Will's 7. How will she get out of it and will she be able to savor the meaty goodness of those wonderful tacos?
Old.Lady.Escobar
....OLE wants those tacos more than ever. She takes her time, plotting her next move. Big-Will is extremely confident and smiling smuggly. They stare at eachother, determination in both their eyes (camera pan to Big-Will's bloodshot eyes and then to OLE's). OLE reaches down to move one of her pieces. She hesitates for a split second and then makes her move. Slowly, she moves her piece. This is it, she knows she is going to win. Her lips are quivering as she realises the coveted tacos are going to be hers. Her face is wet. She touches her cheek. She's been crying, not tears of sadness but tears of sheer joy. She opens her mouth to laugh in the face of her opponent but suddenly, everything is black. No! This can't be!!!! Her world comes crashing down, in jagged pieces around her. OLE's heart feels as if it has been stabbed with rusty spoons, over and over and over. Dastarldly Will has won the game, and the tacos. OLE had not seen it. The move she had just made set Will up to take all of her pieces in one swift move. Her world is moving in slow motion as she watches Will swallow taco after glorious taco, whole. A bit of rich, seasoned taco beef squirts out of one of the tacos and lands one her shirt. It was as if Satan himself was mocking her, laughing, taunting.
She got up and ran. She kept running blindly, not seeing where she was going, just running. She had never run like that before, her legs felt as if they had been moving for days. She finally stoped, breathing heavily. She realised she had only run to the other side of the room where there was a game of Twister in progress. She sat on the couch beside Sheik who was very drunk and eating chips. Not a word was said between the two. Sheik reached into his jacket and provided OLE with a golden, ruby studded flask. Sheik handed it to her. Not one word was spoken between the two, the both just knew. She REALLY needed a drink. She parted her lips and drank the whole thing in one gulp. It was gin. It felt so good. She almost felt as if she was drinking from the Holy Grail. It was like her life blood. She suddenly felt a wave of total relaxation overcome her. She took a deep breath and then spoke her first words to Sheik.
Craig-and-Clyde
"Hand me another one ho!" Sheik would have happilly complied but there was no more gin left. And then, as if a something long dead had awakened, a spark lit in Sheik's heart, how could he not have seen it before. There right before him was utter beauty. With lines so graceful, with a butt so round, and the neck the pefect size. Mere inches away lay pefection. Should he grab, or should he wait? Thier lips meet, and its wonderful, the beer is so crisp in his mouth he can hardly believe it. Shiek finishes off the bottle and puts it down next to his gin flask that OLE is still eyeing. "Hey is there anything else to drink in this place? I lost the tacco's now i need to loose reality."
"Sure there are some mixers on the table over there, if you help me up we can pound 'em till we drop, I just bought this bottle of rum." Sheik belched. So OLE and Sheik break out the blender and go to work.
C&C can hear the blender going, and he really wants a pina collata but the game of twister is just starting to heat up. He isnt exactly sure who's hand that is, but he doesn't mind. The Jelly is making for an interesting game and it is all the more fun with everyone in their undies. "Left hand green everyone. Woah who's boobs are those? They are comfortable I must give you that....Wait a tic, did it just get drafty in here or is it me?"
Old.Lady.Escobar
At that exact moment, C&C's pants split clean down the middle. The music stopped playing and everyone in the room stopped what the were doing, except Sheik and OLE, who were drinking delicious frosty drinks. Everyone came to the same realisation at the very same time--C&C had gone comando that day. He was not ashamed though for C&C had the biggest boys anyone had ever seen. Everyone was amazed, particularly tweek_sensation who's face happened to be positioned directly behind C&C, who remained on all fours in front of tweek. Missy, Lady_Loofah, HAAM and M00ndragon let out simultanious gasps. JamezBeer fainted and Psychopocke mumbled something about eating a baby. There was a moment of silence and then......
SP109, Killahertz and cvoncartman came bursting in the room to what looked like tweek sniffing C&C's ass. subwayjared followed, burnt Domino's Pizza in hand.
Killahertz9
Killa busts out laughing and as he pulls out an Icey Cold Newcastle. OLE, seeing the keg strapped to Killa's back, tosses her foo-foo blended drink over her shoulder and crip walks over. SP109 and CvonCartman immediatly rip their pants off (thinking it's one of THOSE parties) and join the twister jello game. Will, who is wearing his taco eating championship belt, challenges Pyscho to a game of Axis and Allies. Just as the funkyness begins to groove it's way around the room, a shadow of a figure looms the doorway....
missycartman
it was Breayle , she'd been stranded again , but she was here now and she was gagging for a drink , killahertz gives her a newcastle and she goes to mingle with everyone . The game of twister was really hotting up,there was hardly enough room to play but nobody cared it was the best game of twister ever, just then GLB screams .... ive got my finger caught in a bottle ....C&Cs ky jelly had finally found some use ..
Craig-and-Clyde
"...yeah i got this scar when I was battling two vietnamese prostitutes for the rights to pimp them out. Hey SP109 eyes up here buddy, stop staring at the goods. Man I need a drink." C&C gets up and grabs a drink. It has been so long that he has had a beer that when he drinks it, all the memories float back into his concious mind. The party at the lake, A cousins wedding, that chick. Or was it a guy? He cant really remember, oh well it was good. He spots OLE pounding a few beers, the bottles are piling up and up she has quite a museum of [alcohol] tolerance there and asks how she is.
"...I'm fine fine, noticed you got your pants off pretty quick this time, you really are a slut. she commented "yeah, wow shiek can hold his liquor. If you two keep up at this rate, we are going to need to make another booze run soon, and I am out of clean shorts." he retorted Just then a noise caught C&C's ear and it was coming out of the bathroom. It was one of those noises you here when you are all alone at night. A mix between horror and ecstacy, between love and hate. He moves to the door, opens it and "OH MY GOD..."
Psychopocke
...it´s Russel Crowe.
Russel Crowe went to Sheik and kicked his nuts, while Tugger had Sex with an old carrier
M00ndragon69
Big Will, Moon Dragon, Tweek, CC and everyone else were like " what the f*ck". Russell Crowe wasn't invited here,and how dare he kick the person who brought our booze in the nuts.
missycartman
Everyone decided it was best if someone injected Russell Crowe with headcancer , luckily psycho had managed to buy some cancer off a dodgy website ,and he always carried it about in case he ever bumped in to Russell ,
M00ndragon69
He pulled the jar of cancer out of his pocket, ripped off the lid, and threw it's contents at Russel Crowe's head. It was gooey and black. Russel Crowe got really angry. He charged at Psycho.
While Psycho was throwing caner at Russel Crowe, Moondragon went to find the coat she took off before the game of twister. It was under the pile of clothing left by CartmanvonCartman, and Sp109. She quickly digs to the bottom of the pile and grabs something out of the coat pocket. It is a magic wand. She aims it at Russel Crowes ass.
KennyBDemented
Russell Crowe's ass disappeared! Russell Crowe noticed and tried to hide it while everyone laughed at him.
He said, "I'll be back! I'm gonna prepare myself for Round 2! But first, I need a punching bag!"
Then, he sees Metal666 hanging off the ceiling, unties him, and walks out with him. He didn't get too far before the cancer took their toll and his head exploded. His corpse fell in the snow and Metal's weiner caught frostbite. Metal started crying like a little pussy.
Craig-and-Clyde
"wow to think i was in a room with Russel Crowe and I was naked. I need a shower. Who wants to join??"
missycartman
oh c&c your such a slut !!!!!!!!! j/k
KBD... metal was taken off the ceiling and drove away a tied to a lamp post .
MO0Ndragon had decided that Metal neede to be taught a lesson , so she waved her wand to make him reappear upon the ceiling with him crying like a little pussy , the Towelie connection knew exactly how to do his head in
JamezBeer
I woke up with a major headache and OLE is laughing at me.
"Serves you right for stealing my whiskey" OLE says grinning.
"Damn, Well it did the job, I'm wasted" I said, I try to get up but I fall over landing in a beanbag chair, I look to see Metal on the ceiling again.
"How did he get up there again?" I asked. Then I see M00NDragon magic wand, "Never mind"
"There's a stash of boxing gloves with the gym equipment around here somewhere, he looks like a punching bag with that dress on" I said laughing.
missycartman
Missy woke up to hear the above people talking in their sleep ^^, ooh i must have dropped off to sleep for a while , it had been a long day and with heavy partying that night , i wasnt to sure of the time
NickZ
NickZ, not as drunk as everyone else, steps in through the door. Everybody raises their glasses and says "NICK!" in a drunken voice. Nick stays back at the door and cringes.
Russell Crowe looks back at Nick from his sexual experience.
Nick begins to speak as the room is in silence.
"It takes me two weeks to get here", Nick says, "and already all of you are piss drunk!"
Shiek walks up to Nick and says, "What, ya' wanna fight about it?"
Nick moves to the right as Shiek passes out on the ground. A wad of spit eminates from under his fallen body.
All of a sudden, the party stops. Everyone turns toward Nick and yells "Oh My God, You Killed Shiek!"
Nick looks at them crazily and mumbles under his breath, "You bastards..."
And then, Nick jumps out of the party, into his junky old Oldsmobile and leaves the party two minutes after arriving. He's driving back to New York...
...meanwhile, inside, the partygoers try to drunkenly revive Shiek, when, all of a sudden...
(Sorry if I'm way off but who cares, I have no clue what the f*ck is going on in this post since it's changed so many times.)
M00ndragon69
Missy said wait a minute, Russell Crowe's head exploded after Psycho threw liquid cancer on it it. He died ten minutes ago. So what is he doing trying to have sex with Tweek? That does not make sense, I must be... dreaming.
Yes, she was dreaming. She woke up next to Big Will, who had passed out after eating all the tacos. She was relieved that Nickz had not come and killed Sheik, and that although he was still sore from getting kicked in the nutz, Sheik was fine. Meanwhile, Jamezbeerz was finding the boxing gloves so everyone could have a shot at punching Metal666.
Craig-and-Clyde
"Yes this is reality," Moondragon thought, "because C&C is over at the table drinking with OLE and without any pants, Yes everything is back to normal." Just then C&C gets up and walks over to Moondragon.
"Hey I am hungry" he says, "are you sober enough to pick up some pizza's or something? You can take my car." Moondragon agrees to make a pizza run and takes C&C's keys. "Hey whatever you do, don't look in the trunk."
NickZ
(LOL, thanks m00ndragon for covering up my mishaps)
In reality, NickZ is driving to the party which he knows will be as rowdy as hell because most of the guys from the SPS board are there. It was to be the first time Nick has ever seen the guys in person. Driving down from New York, Nick thought, was one of the hardest things he's ever done. He turns onto the street that the party was taking place. 'This is the time to not look like a complete assh*le', Nick thought as he pulled into the driveway. There were many cars there. Nick could hear the music pumping and the conversation from inside. He stepped up to the door and rang the doorbell twice.
Missycartman came to the door and almost passed out. "I knew it was you, Nick! I thought you came already before!" MissyCartman could tell it was Nick as he was wearing a nametag on his plaid shirt with "NICKZ" in scribbled black letters on it. Missy began to laugh hysterically.
Nick stepped into the party, and then the room grew silent. Suddenly, from the distance, a voice yelled "NICK!" and then, the whole room started to tell "NICK!" after it.
Missy was now in complete hysterics. This is what had happened in her vision.
Nick, all of a sudden, was greeted by Shiek, who was almost piss-drunk. Missy began to scream.
"NO! NICK! DON'T KILL HIM, PLEASE!"
Nick and Shiek both began to laugh, as he was brought over to what looked like a confrontation between two noobs.
"Man, my nuts hurt, Nick..."
"Huh?" Nick replied.
"Nevermind."
Nick looked at the gathering of board members around Jamezbeerz and Metal666 and had to ask Shiek what was going on.
"What the f*ck is this, man?"
"Jamez and Metal are going to go at it...I wanna see how many people can punch Metal before he cries home to his mommy." Shiek handed Nick a bottle of Michelob. "Beer?"
Nick passed it away. "Nah, I'm pissed already."
"Pissed? You mad at something?" Shiek asked.
"Well..." Nick started.
"Well what? You mad at something or not?"
"No! No! Let's just settle down and watch the fight."
"Well, man, try to change the subject again, will ya?" Shiek retorted.
"What...are you...talking about?" Nick stuttered.
"Oh, nothing. You're right. Let's watch these guys rip into one another."
Nick and Shiek sat back on a broken sofa as Jamezbeerz got his boxing gloves out and stared down Metal666. Big Will slowly got up from his slumber and went in-between them, acting as a referee.
"OK, boys, I want a rough, dirty fight. There will be no rules to this contest of one round. Any questions?" Will asked.
Metal666 raised his hand.
"Yes, Metal?" Will said.
"Uh, yeah...how come I can't fight back?" Metal asked.
"You can fight back," Will stated, "but I wouldn't count on you making a move, Metal."
Jamezbeerz stuck his tounge out at Metal after that statement in pure Kindergarten fashion. They waited for Will to give the clearance.
"You may kiss the br...DAMN! Wrong quote," Will proclaimed. He tried to get back his sense of drunken thought, "OK. Touch gloves and fight clean."
All of a sudden, Jamezbeerz gave a well-aimed punch to the kidneys and the fight began to get gruesomly underway...
M00ndragon69
Moondragon walked outside still thinking about how she read Missy's mind, and saw the terrible dream missy had about Nickz killing Sheik. Usually, one has to know someone longer before developing a telepathic connection with them. That was really interesting. So was C&C's warning about not looking in the trunk. What was in there? Moon did not think it was a dead body, C&C did not seem like the type of person who went around murdering people. She was tempted to look. But, just as she was walking over to unlock the trunk, pyscho popped up. " Can I come too?" he asked, "yeah, just as long as you are sober enough not to vomit in C&C's new car" " Yeah, I'm Good". They climbed in the car, and went looking around Denver for a pizza place that was still open at this hour. While they were driving, Moon was thinking of how she could sneak a peek in the trunk without Psycho seeing.
Meanwhile back at the hotel.....
missycartman
The showdown had begun , metal666 had blood pouring out of his nose , every punch that jamez gave metal , metal could only fart .. Nick piped up and said 'im sure hes literally gonna sh*t his pants hes as scared as Russell Crowe was of psycho but hey guys it was well worth the drive because this is a great party' .. jamez was loving it and after jamez decided he needed a drink he turned round to everyone and asked if they d like a go , missy and ole jumped at the chance for what he'd said about them on the BBS board , he needed to be taught a lesson , by this time though metal was cowering , crying like a wussy and then it happened , oh my god screamed Ole' hes sh*t his pants' , that was it we werent having some smelly ass tramp stinking out the party , so big will picked him up by his ears and threw him out the door.still crying The Towelies decided for the love of god , they must quieten him down so , they took a joint out to him and Demanded that he smoked it . ...
Meanwhile M00ndragon and Psycho had found a pizza hut , and M00ndragon was still thinking of how she could distract Psycho so she could look in the trunk of C&C car.They walked in to pizza hut and psycho spotted a pair of hot chicks at a table......
Craig-and-Clyde
"Hey ladies how are you two doing?" Psycho asked. "...I understand you girls are shy."
"Ahh psycho."
"Not now Moondragon, I am trying to work my magic here."
"Thats fine Psycho, but they are carboard" And in fact they were cardboard. It looks like it was a promo deal to get a free bottle of Coke with every pizza. Psycho and Moon walk back to the car in silence. The only sound heard is the engine running in C&C's sweet car. Stacks of pizza are piled 12 high in the back and it is starting to get hot in the car. Psycho cracks the window and gets a nice breath of cool night air. "Hey this is a pretty sweet party huh?
M00n agrees and thinks all the people are really cool. "It'll be really scary when we get this food back to the apartment. I am sure with everyone drinking and playing twister they will be very hungry."
The two of them pull into the parking lot and they rev the engine a little. Just then they hear a voice, they look up at the window to the appartment and see two figures on the balcony...
JamezBeer
It's me fighting metal666 still, some of the people are cheering me on..
We're so close to the balcoly that I threw a barge of punches at Metal666 and he's falls backward grabbing the ariel on the way down. I look to see M00n and Psyhco there, they're both laughing, but at what.
Then I look down to see Metal666 dress got torn off by a piece of scrap nailed metal on the roof. I was disgusted and yelled, "You f*cking prat, how dare you not wear anything underneth that, no wonder you were so mean, with a package that small"
M00n falls on the ground laughing and pyshco starts to huck rocks at Metal666...
SP109
SP109 grabbed a chair, a soda, and some popcorn.
M00ndragon69
Metal666 falls to the ground with a Thud. He has a huge bump on his head, but he wasn't knocked out by the rock. He can hear M00n, psycho, and Jamez laughing at him. He is really pissed. He gets up, with the intention of somehow sucker punching psycho.
Craig-and-Clyde
"Hey the Pizza is on its way, help me clean up a bit Tweek." C&C always the one to clean up starts to throw away beer cans and empty bags of chips. There needs to be room for the food and a clean table is always best. "Tweek we need to get this twister mat out of here, its all gooey from the sweat and lube.
"Well what should we do with it?" Tweek asked
"Ahh just throw it off the balcony"
Tweeks dodges around Jamez who is yelling at someone and Tweeks dumps the mat over the side. Little did he know, metal was standing directly below.
Killahertz9
Now Metal was seriously pissed off, his dog died and his penis shriveled up and went back inside of him. Everybody stared in amazement. It was like looking at the feet of the wicked witch of the east when Dorthy landed on her. Then all of a sudden....
missycartman
Moonkay walked in stark bollock nakid, hed come to tell everyone why hed got so many posts ..............
M00ndragon69
He was shocked to see Metal666 struggling to free himself from the sticky twister mat, especially because Metal's clothes seemed to be missing. Moon had used her wand to make them disappear, inso adding to Metal's humilation. She made something else of his disappear as well. Moonkay was horrified.....
Craig-and-Clyde
Moonkay was so horrified that he fainted. Everyone was totally surprised because he hadn't even had a beer yet. Craig picks him up and throws him on the couch next to Sheik who is still trying to figure out what is really going on and why people are knocking him all over the place.
M00N and Psyco walk through the door with the pizza and said something about the twister mat. "The pizza is here guys, your car is friggin sweet Craig." "Hey thanks you didnt look in the trunk did you?"
ShaneHaughey
Shane walked in already drunk, as he had hit every other bar for the last ten miles, and arrived just in time to see the pizza man walk to the door.
Shane walks up to him... And thinks it's an alien.
Shane- Alien scum, you won't chop up my liver!
Pizza man- What...?
Shane pulls out a Uzi and kills him, but catches the pizza, drops the uzi, and kicks down the door to the party.
Me- (Hicup) Let's get this party... a rollin'!
missycartman
'shane jamez said ... i thought you'd never make it you old mucker.
yer well im here and i ve had one hell of an adventure( hicup) getting here too. meanwhile something was getting the better of M00ndragon , she went up to missy and said 'its time .. we must go to the car and see before i go crazy , we have to find out what C&C has got in his trunk. we looked at each other and told everone we were going for a walk. SP109 felt a bit sick after his feast of popcorn and wanted to come too ...
JamezBeer
I take a seat at a comfortable bean bag chair watching a reality show, I get extremely annoyed and put South Park BLU in the DVD and started it up. I sit there watching for 5 seconds before I hear a bottle smash then I get up to check.
Everyone's still party away, as for me I too tired from giving Metal a smashing; but then I hear a arguement break out outside, I go over to the window and looked with shock at...
M00ndragon69
Metal666. He was still out in the parking lot, trying to cover his nudity with the slippery twister mat. He saw Missy, Moon and SP109 walk out to Craigand Clyde's car. He thought they had come to finish him off. He tried to run, but tripped on a beer bottle someone left on the pavement. It smashed,and they heard him.All three of them started laughing. " I thought I said, Go-away you little bitch" Moon yelled at him. Metal got up, and ran for his life.
Jamez stuck his head out the window. " What are you doing outside?" " Oh nothing" said missy" just going for a walk" "Ok" said Jamez, and he went to watching BLU. They made their way to Craigand Clyde's car. Moon still had the keys in her coat pocket. She took it out, and fit it into the trunk's keyhole. " What are you doing?" SP109 asked. " We want to see what C&C keeps in here" said Missy. Moon opened the trunk, and....
ShaneHaughey
...They found two dead bodies. Very quickly, they shut it and walked back inside.
Shane was so drunk that he forgot there were females here...
Shane- Hey, everybody, i called and the 400 Hookers are on their way!
Craig-and-Clyde
"Hey M00n come have a peice of pizza with me!" Craig said. "You did good getting those pizza's. Hey want a drink?"
"Ahh no thanks Craig." M00N repiles hesitantly
"Why not? Geeze that makes me sad. I don't want to be sad, this is a party and we should be having fun. I don't want to get depressed again, I do things when I am depressed. Luckily I was able to vent my depression by finding Metals parents. They were actually as crappy as he was, so I did them a favor." Craig takes a sip of a cool beer and passes it to M00N
Wendys-so-kickass
You Know What Pisses Me off.......People That CAn EAt Whatever The Hell They Want Without Ganging a Pound Of fat ...they can sit there an eat all f*ckin day ,and then they have the nerve too brag about there bodys that they don't lift a finger for .....even if these people tend too be all around me it still pisses me off some cause i have too work out 1 hour an 30 mins every night just too keep staying in shape ...,but the good thing is i gang musle an that is all worth it my friends .
SP109
That's very true. I have a friend who eats more than anyone I know, and he weighs about 70 pounds. He just keeps eating, and doesn't work out or anything. He eats, plays video games, and occasionally plays football or basketball. He eats about 3 times as much as I do, and I work out and I'm still a bigger than him.
M00ndragon69
She takes a sip of the beer, and then goes over to missy. She whispered "missy, I need to talk to you about something". Of course Missy knew what they needed to discuss, she had seen the dead bodies in the trunk. They had each been stabbed multiple times, and there was blood everywhere. Missy was horrified, but luckily SP109 didn't see the bodies, he was standing on the opposite side of the car when they made this gruesome discovery, and they managed to slam the trunk shut before he could see what was in it.
Missy and Moon went into the bathroom to talk, it was the only place in the hotel room not occupied by drunk people. They were shocked. Craig and Clyde murdered Metal's parents. Should they call the cops, or help C&C hide the bodies? She and missy talked about it in the bathroom, while everyone else was still partying. They decided to.....
ShaneHaughey
Shane was waiting for the whores to arrive when he had to use the bathroom.
He walked in on the conversation.
Shane-WHAT?....who killed who?
M00ndragon69
" Oh sh*t" thought Moon, as Shane burst through the door, making it known that he overheard their conversation. Missy's telepathic connection with Moon was working again. " Yeah, I know" thought missy," what should we do?" " For now, we should lie to him." "Ok" said missy.
Moon said to Shane " No one killed anyone, we were just, uh talking about this movie we want to make, in it, this guy, whose character is not based on anyone we know, kills the parents of this guy he hates." " Yeah" Missy replied" we are still writing the script, but it should be pretty good once it is done". " Right on, when you two make the movie, can I be the guy who kills the other guy's parents?" " Yeah, sure" said Moon.
Just then, there was a knock at the door. Craig and Clyde answered it. It was two women wearing short tight dresses, high heel boots,and too much make up. " Shane, it's for you" he yelled.....
Craig-and-Clyde
"Sweet they are here!" Shane comes out of the bathroom and run his fingers through his hair "Prepare for some fun guys." Shane opens up the door and shock washes over his face. "Hey I ordered like 20 hookers, there are only two of you!"
"Yeah well its just us, so can we get this over with? I have a party of 35 in a nursing home in about an hour." said the first hooker
"Woah wait a minute!" Shane squeeks, "I know a man's voice when I hear one. You're a guy! Get out of here!" He slams the door and makes it to the couch with his head in his hands.
...Meanwhile Craig was interested as to why the girls were in the bathroom. "Hey," he tells M00n and Missy "come sit with me. I am done with drinking for a while and I want to have a sober conversation. So how's life?"
ShaneHaughey
"I want a damn beer...Wait a minute!"
My uncle had connections to the porn buisness.
"YO, DUDES!" I yelled."I CAN GET US SOME PORN STARS! WHO WANTS SOME?".
There is loud cheers and people saying "Shane is quickly turning into a god of sex and decadence....praise him!"
I then made the call...
Craig-and-Clyde
All of a sudden Craig grabs the telephone from Shane. "We are not having hookers or porn stars at this party. We can drink and puke as much as we want, but the party is to remain clean. Do I make myself clear Shane? Here have a beer and watch some BLU." Craig then makes his way back to talk with M00n and Missy.
KennyBDemented
All of a sudden, while Shane gets warmed up to watch BLU, Barbra Streisand knocks the door off its hinges. She throws me down, bound, gagged, and beaten up. She holds a gun to my head.
"If anyone moves, I will kill her," she hissed.
ShaneHaughey
Shane- Oh, Barbra, i'm such a fan!
Bitch- oh, how wonderful!
She walks over..
I pull out a uzi.
Shane- DIE motherf*cker!!!!!
TATATATATATATATATATATRA!
She died!
Shane- Hell yeah, who's the best!
KennyBDemented
I rise up, pull out the bullets, reach over, and slap Shane in the face.
"Shane, snap out of it! It's a mind trick!"
As Shane falls to the ground, I take the uzi and shoot Barbra full of lead until she was just a bloody pulp. I throw down the uzi.
"Now, on with the party!"
ShaneHaughey
Shane: I'm confused....was she dead when you shot her?
KennyBDemented
I'm demented, remember? I can't die!
ShaneHaughey
Shane: No, No; was super bitch dead when you shot her? I shot her first and she was dead. I'm confused.
*Note, I tricked her into letting you go and come closer by saying i'm a fan*
KennyBDemented
Hang on. I'm confused now. Who'd you kill, her or me?
ShaneHaughey
Shane- I killed the bitch, Streisand.
KennyBDemented
Oh, I see. *pause* On with the party!
ShaneHaughey
Shane- hey, everuybody, who wants to go looting! Wait, was'nt there that rumor that Trey and Matt were in town?
JamezBeer
Meanwhile I look over my sholder and see Barbra messed up body.
"Damn you're ugly" I said looking at Barbra's face and turn back and continue to watch the movie along with a few other people.
Everything was going fine until we all hear a small bang coming from the bathroom with a bit of green smoke coming out from the bottom of the door.
We all head to the door, I open it to see M00ndragon looking surprised, her wand slightly warpped and all of Missycartman's hair had turned green.
"Ooops, spell got messed up" M00ndragon says embrassed, then she tries to cast another spell but the wand fails to direct it properly and it strays everywhere causing the room to look like it's brand new and her wand is fixed, but Missy's hair was still green.
Craig-and-Clyde
"Oh thanks a lot M00n, now I look like an Umpa Lumpa" spat Missy "Can you change it back?"
"I am not sure, Shouldn't try for a while, I have way to much stuff on my mind right now."
Craig starts to giggle "I like it Missy, you should keep it like that for a while. Hey look on the bright side, you didnt have to buy the dye and the bathroom is now cleaner than ever. Plus who is goin g to remember all of this in the morning anyway? Let's par-tay!"
M00n slipped her wand up her sleeve and strolled out of the bathroom. She saw OLE trying to flip coins into a cup with Tweek and she walked over to talk. "Hey OLE, got a minute?" OLE said that she did and they talked quietly.
"How well do you know Craig?" M00n asked
"As well as anyone here I guess" OLE said with a quizical look on her face
"DO you think he would do anything violent, like really violent?"
"I don't think so, he seems like a nice enough guy, he is really stable and calm. Didnt you see how composed he was when his pants ripped?"
"Yeah I did," M00n replied, "thats what worries me."
"Is something going on between you two?" OLE asked
"No, no there isn't" M00n leaves OLE to her game and sits down on the couch next to Shane and ponders what she is going to do about Craig. "He does seem like a nice guy" she said to herself
JamezBeer
Meanwhile I go and walk outside for some fresh air I walk out to the carpark. As I walk I suddenly hear a muffled screaming sound from a girl. I move around fast checking all the cars, then I come around a black sedan and hear a strong call of help from the boot. I knock on the boot door and all the sudden...
ShaneHaughey
I'm watching the movie when the TV opens up and the characters from the show come out!
M00ndragon69
The blast from Moon's wand had hit the Tv when she was trying to fix missy's hair. It hit the tv, and opened up a door to another demention. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny stepped out of it. Moon was shocked, she could not believe she had done it. She had been warned by Mike, her teacher in the magical arts, to never use her powers while she was drinking. Mike was going to be pissed if he found out, and he almost certainly would. Moon could almost hear the lecture she was in for "oh God" she moaned.
Cartman looked around the room. He saw the pizza, ran over, grabbed a couple slices, and started eating " Like you really need all that pizza, fat boy" Kyle said in disgust.
ShaneHaughey
Stan: Why the hell are we here?
Kyle: Where are we?
Shane: You are in my domain!
M00ndragon69
Moon went over to Shane. " Shane, don't freak them out too much, it's my fault theyre here". " Well, can't I scare Cartman, he's eating all our pizza" Shane replied.
Moon had forgotten about the dead bodies in C&C's trunk. This was a much bigger problem, and she was sure that Mike already knew about it. His telepathic abilities were very powerful.
Meanwhile, outside, Jamez was confronting the large, ugly man, who stepped out of the black sedan..................
Craig-and-Clyde
"I am looking for a kid named Shane" the man said "he tried to turn my daughters into whores."
"Um those were guys dude." Jamez said
"What!? How dare you, I'll kill you!" He runs after Jamez
"Hey look there are some shiny objects over there." The man stops. He appears torn between the desire to rip someone apart, and the shiny objects. Jamez uses the delay to get the hell out of there.
Meanwhile Craig walks out of the Bathroom and he can't believe his eyes. Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Eric are in the room, and they are real! "M00n what happened? I am drinking too much?"
"No Craig they are here, its my bad sorry."
"Well thats ok...hey Cartman's eating all the pizza. Hey stop eating the pizza tubby."
"Screw you hippie!" Cartman yells
"M00n can you get rid of them please?"
"Right" M00n tries a spell but it doesnt work. "Maybe if I...yes that will work" M00n takes a pizza and throws it through the portal. Cartman run after that and dissapears through the doorway. "Stan, take Kyle and Kenny and go home, this party isnt for you."
"Ok dude" he said, "Nice to meet you guys." And he was gone.
ShaneHaughey
Me- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, could i go there too? Think about, you guys: It takes them forever to age.
Shane runs into the portal!
KennyBDemented
I pull him out just before it closes and slap him again.
"If you go through that portal, then the ratings'll drop! You don't want that, do you?"
As Shane starts crying, everyone hears a knock at the door....
ShaneHaughey
My crying was only a distraction.
" Hey, people like me in my fics, so they will like me in the show or die"
I make a mad dash for the portal as there is a knock on the door, and I jump through the portal........somebody followed me.
KennyBDemented
"MOONKAY!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" I dropped to my knees and cried my eyes out as the knocking persisted.
Craig-and-Clyde
The portal is closed forever. We have lost two party members but we must go on. Hey at least there is more food for the rest of us. "Pass me a beer"
ShaneHaughey
* MOONkay jumped? sweet*
We go through the portal and wind up in the middle of the woods outside South park.
Me: Yes, it worked!
MK: Umm, why did I follow you?
Me: I don't know, ask KBD.
MK: Dude, we are stuck here! we will never see anybody from the BBS again.
Me: They have computers.
JamezBeer
Meanwhile I sneak back inside the place without been noticed by that fat bastard looking for me. I climb into a bedroom and I head to the doorway slowly, But all the sudden I hear a voice from the window...
"There you are you piece of sh*t!" The fat bastard said.
I grab a mysterous looking rod in defense, and all the sudden it starts to glow. I point the rod at him; Suddenly it makes a loud crackling sound and a huge bolt of lightning shoots out at his direction, turning him in to ash on impact. It then rebounds off a shiny object, to a different direction and then, all I hear is a loud "MEEEOOWWW!!!"
"Oops, fried cat. Oh sh*t the burn remarks" I whispered.
I place the rod back trying to act like nothing happened.
Suddenly Missy and M00n barge in from the doorway to see the rod glowing white and parts of the room burnt.
"Jamez, what did you do?!" M00n yells. Uh oh I'm in deep sh*t, but then I explained everything.....
Stan: Oh my god, they killed kenny!
Kyle: You B*****d!
Kelly: Who?!
Stan: You know,"They"
Kelly: Arn't you going to help him?
Kyle: Help him?

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Re: The Venting Story (A 2004 SP BBS Collaboration)

Postby kennyfan_24 » Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:20 pm

M00ndragon69
Moon replied, " The blast from my wand must have hit that iron rod, and charged it". Missy was looking at the walls. They were scorched. " The maid is going to be pissed when she comes in to clean up after us" she thought.
KBD was still crying over the loss of Moonkay and Shane. Moon, Missy and Jamez agreed that they had to try to open the portal again. Moon was almost sober enough to use her powers effectively. They waited twenty minutes. Then Jamez turned BLU on again, and Moon aimed her wand at the tv screen. Suddenly...........
ShaneHaughey
...the computer said You got mail!
They opened it and it was from me.
Shane: Yo, I love it here! It's better than the real world! Moonkay is'ny too happy. if you do open a portal, then just take him. Also, there is a show called the BBS here. That's right, SP people are watching you! I got Stan's family to adopt me.
M00ndragon69
Sp109 began reading this message aloud to everyone, Jamez told him to stop, lest he distract Moon from her work.
Moon was still working on opening the portal. It started as a small pin hole in the middle of the tv, then it grew larger and wider, until finally, it was big enough to walk through. " I am going in to get Moonkay, if Shane wants to stay, that is his choice" she said. Missy and Jamez wanted to go to, but someone who was still fairly sober needed to stay behind. Since everyone else was plastered, it would have to be SP109.
As they were leaving through the portal, Missy said to Sp109 " If were not back in at least an hour, come get us".
Soon, Jamez, Missy and Moon were walking in what appeared to the woods outside of South Park. They looked on the ground, there were Shane and Moonkay's foot prints in the snow. They followed the tracks. They seemed to be leading into town. Missy saw someone in the distance. Maybe it was Moonkay, she could not tell.
ShaneHaughey
It was'nt MOOnkay. It was me.
Shane: Howdy there! how y'all doing?
They just stared at me.
Jamez: Your accent....
Shane: Ya, i now.(Low) I gave them some crap about me being a farm boy in Nebraska. They were bawling after i mentioned Nebraska! Then, i told them that my parents were dead from a freak tractor accident. It worked, ratings up! Me in a new house. MOOnkay is at the bar.
M00ndragon69
" So" Moon asked " Since people from South Park watch us on tv, what do they think of us?"
ShaneHaughey
MOOn: It's the highest rated show on Comedy focus. But people are complaining that there are way too many characters- People of SP: Hey! that's the people from that show1
Moonkay
wow this is complicated, and being that i'm only skimming the few pages i've missed, so i'm gone? and you're trying to find me. hmmm
hahaha! you'll never find me! i'm in the one place you would'nt expect me to be.
ShaneHaughey
Me and you are in South park. A portal opened up...yeah, don't ask.
Moonkay
oh alright. i'm kicken it with mr. slave and mr. garrison in there house...uhhhm...i mean i'm out drinking cold beers and sleeping with annoymous women at the bar. yea.
SP109
I'm in whatever house everyone just left. I'm hanging out watchin Porn on the big screen. I steel a few beers from the fridge and pass out on the couch.
Craig-and-Clyde
Meanwhile, back in the real world, Craig is having a fit because half of his newly formed buddies are leaving the party and walking through a hole in the wall. "Oh well, hopefully some of them will come back, this has been one wild ride huh Shiek?" Sheik was passed out on the table and didnt hear one word craig said to him. "Hey OLE having a good time are you?"
"yea...i am havvvving a grrrrrreaaatttt timmmeeeee. You did a good job getting this party going. I think we should do th-" OLE passed out right there on the table, her head resting on Shieks chest.
"Well," Craig thought "who else is still sober? Tweek is! Hey Tweek what's going on?"
"nothing" tweek said "man some of these people are crazy, they are all different from what they seem on the board. Just think what we had to put up with tonight: Metal, Russel Crowe, Barbahra Steisand, twister, pizza, and man whores. It is truly amazing that no one is dead yet.
Craig starts to busying himself cleaning when Psycho runs out of the kitchen...
SP109
SP109 is still passed out on the couch. A bag of chips spills on his head, and his beer gets all over him.
JamezBeer Missy, M00n and Me walk back in to the main room to see half the people gone.
"What happened?" I asked
"Party is half-over" C&C replies.
I start sniffing around for some whiskey whist M00n is trying to re-cast a spell, she swirls the wand slow and cast the spell, but nothing happened. "Strange, maybe it's this fast" M00n says, she swirls the wand very fast at Missy to reverse that green spell, Missy looks normal again.
"That's better, Thanks M00n" Missy says.
"I'll see if I can get everything else back to normal" M00n says, she starts casting a spell again, suddenly a small part of the roof collapses over the kitchen where I was snooping.
"I'm alright, ooh I found the whiskey too, hehe" I said happily and drunk.
M00n drops the charged wand distracted, causing freak events to happen. Electricity goes everywhere like millions of storms and suddenly things start to get displaced, things from all sort of timelines and dimensions start to distort the house.
All the sudden, we're ALL in south park!
M00ndragon69
" That was weird" thought Jamez, when he realized in his half-drunk state where they were. Less than ten minutes ago, he Missy, and Moon had just come back through the portal. Before they went looking for Moonkay, they had to make sure they would be able to return. When they were back at the hotel room, Moon cast another spell to insure the portal would last longer. The spell caused some pieces of the roof to collapse, but Jamez was too busy helping himself to the whiskey the Towlieconnection left behind to notice. Moon said" It's probably ok to go back and look for ev everyone who went through the door."
They were about to go back, when Missy said " I can't go back there looking like this, all those people from South Park were looking at my wierd green hair.. I think I saw Cartman pointing at it and laughing".
" Ok, Missy, I'll try fixing it again, then we can go back. Wait a minute,look at SP109 , didn't we tell him not to get drunk? Oh well, hold still, and your hair will be normal again in a second". Then, Jamez saw Moon wave her wand, and suddenly, there was a bright flash of light. Jamez was slightly drunk, and the burst of light hurt his head. The next thing he knew, he and everyone in the room were back in South Park. Suddenly, Butters ran up to them, and said......
ShaneHaughey
Butters: W-why, hello! Are y-you people the people o-on that tv show, BBS?
MOON: Umm, yes?
Butters: Oh, wow, neato! He- (Shane puts his hand over his mouth)
Shane: Butters, they need to do some work, so don't tell anybody that they are here, okay?
Butters: O-okay Shane.
Shane: So, I'm liking it here, but what the f*ck is going on with the rest of you?
M00ndragon69
" Moon's wand malufunctioned again" Missy replied. Shane laughed. " Well, if you get stuck here, you can always hang out with me, but you'll have to find your own houses, there's no more room at Stan's" he said.
SP109, was still passed out, C&C woke him up. He was not very happy, he was too drunk and tired to go walking around, and he was cold.
ShaneHaughey
Shane- Hey, maybe there is vacancy at the super seven motel? Anyway, if you are still here, call me tommorow. I've got a job to do.
MOOn-What?
Shane-(Low) South Park is popular. If I can get the kids to like Led Zeppelin, then I can make it wildly popular with Teens everywhere! But, first I gotta go "Home".
M00ndragon69
Shane and Butters left.
" Maybe we should take his advice, and get a room at the Super seven" said C&C. That seemed like a good idea. Moon went into Harbucks coffee and asked for directions. Mr Tweek told her that the Super Seven motel was a little out of town. They'd have to walk a ways.
Before they left town, C&C went into Haps bar to look for Moonkay. Moon and Missy waited outside. Moon was upset " I am not sure how to open a portal back to our world from here, I don't even know what went wrong, and now were stuck here". "It's not your fault" said Missy " everyone makes mistakes, and look at Shane, he's perfectly happy being stuck here". " Yeah, I guess that's true" said Moon" at least the guy who taught me, Mike, can't find me here and bitch me out for using magic while I was drinking. Wait... Mike told me that there are natural doorways to other worlds everywhere on earth, maybe there are doorways like that here too". "Yeah, like in Spooky Fish, but who here if anyone would know where to find a doorway?"
ShaneHaughey
Shane was in Stan's house, sleeping on Stan's floor. He aws in "bed" earlier than everybody else- his walk from Nebraska had taken a a lot outta him........
Stan came in.
Stan- Listen here. I know what's going on here. You need to go back to your family in the BBS world.
Shane- Stan, one night is all i ask. In the morning, I'll explain why i need this.
JamezBeer
As for me, I wake up on the bar floor and the bartender looks at me funny.
"Hey outsider, you owe me $100 for those drinks, you better stop drinking, pay up and hit the road" He says concerned. I grab a hundred out of my wallet and pay him off and head to a mirror, then I look at myself.
Then I thought to myself.. My god, I look just like an adult version Damien in this world, M00n better fix this up soon, who knows what could happen here..But I love it so far.
I walk outside to see it's now daylight (that's strange) and everyone else from the BBS looked cartooned as well.
I decide to head to the main street of South Park, observing everything. Everyone was looking at me funny yet some of them were saying 'Hello' to me. This is so cool I'm in my dream for real here.
I eventually walk to the super 7 hotel after 5 minutes, to see if I can get a reservation. I entered but it turns out, no vacanties, everybody else booked in as well.
"Oh well I might as well find another place" I said and continued off.
Meanwhile...
missycartman
meanwhile Stan agrees to let shane stay at his house ,and shane is in his element , but then who should barge in the door but his sister shelley,
'who's that turd you got in your room 'she says angrily and bosh she punches them both in the face.
missy and moon felt the punch andquickly run to stans house , stans window was open so they climbed through the window and confronted shelley
why cant you be nice like me and moon 'i say to her
'coz you re turds too' she replied,
missy and moon beat her up for putting stan through hell .
stan is grateful and says to missy i want you to be my sister now will you adopt me
missy finally gets her wish at last
as jamez started walking , he bumps in to mr & mrs thompson
ShaneHaughey
Okay, do you get adopted by the Marsh's, or do you adopt Stan into your family?
missycartman
hmmmmm it doesnt really matter in this story
ShaneHaughey
Ok....then you come into the Marsh family.
As they were making arrangments for all the new person, I went downstairs to get a drink.
Shelley- listen, turd-
Shane- No, you listen you nutcase. You're the turd, not me. I'm three years older than you. I'm Shane, Stan's new brother, and you will not F*CK with me!
Shane picks her up and throws her against the wall, knocking her out. He carries her to her room and throws her on her bed and leaves.
M00ndragon69
Stan, Moon and Missy walked down stairs to see what everyone else was doing. There was a knock at the door. " I'll get it" said Stan. He opened the door, and there were Kenny, Kyle, Butters, and Cartman.
Kyle walked up to Stan, and said " Dude, you'll never believe what happened".......
Craig-and-Clyde
"I was in my livingroom kicking Ike around like usual and there was a knock at the door." Kyle said, "It was thios tall red headed kid and he said his name was C&C. It was that kid from the BBS show. I didnt think he was real. Well he told me something about this portal to a different world, It can take us places. Anyway, I asked my mom if he could stay with us for a while and she said yes. Anyway, here he is.
"Hey Missy, hey M00n" C&C said "How was your night? I couldnt find Moonkay, so Kyle here is going to help me look for him this afternoon, you girls want to come?"
ShaneHaughey
Shane- Okay, we will all look for him.
Stan- WHAT?! MOOnkay is missing> He was my favorite character.
Kyle: Mine was Big-Will.
Butters: Mine was Buttersnut.
Cartman: Mine was Shane.
I laugh at him.
Shane: Listen, hippoass, you suck. You are a big tub of fat. Now, let's go look for MK so we can get all this finished and I can live in peace!
JamezBeer
Meanwhile..
"Hello are you a new resident of South park?" Mr thompson asks me.
"Depends, but do you know any other hotels around here?" I asked back.
"No super-7 is the only one here, unless you want to walk all the way to Denver" Mr thompson replies.
"Alright thanks for your help" I said and continue to walk on.
I eventually stop by Happy Burger, it's actually a big fast-food restaurant (remember Pox Episode when Sharon mentions it?)
Well it's like a local Mcdonalds but with more on the menu, I walk up to the counter and said "One happy burger meal please, I'll eat in"
"What size?" The checkout girl asks.
"Large" I answered.. Suddenly a small disruption occured like a shockwave of light, then it was stormy with aggressive lightning.
"..Does that happen often here?" I asked looking outside.
"..No that's odd, South Park rarely get thunderstorms this severe. That'll be $10" She answered, I hand the money to her and she hands me the food, then I said "Thanks" taking a seat at the nearest table.
As I enjoy my meal, I thought of something scary 'Matt and Trey must be back to work again whist we're here.. Oh no, we better get outta here before they decide to cause a disaster for their episode. I doubt BBS Users are immune to the forces here'
I quickly finish my meal and run outside looking for M00n...
missycartman
missy C&C &Shane , we were all still looking for moonkay , the thunder storm was becoming more fiercer. just then we see chef , hello children he says , 'wanna come to my house and see my new T.V , its a state of th art T.V' ......
ShaneHaughey
Shane- it is'nt the Tv that when you proggramed it stsrted to kill people?
Chef- No, that was the last one.
Shane- Good, then. Lets check it out.
They walk inside as Lightning and thunder is going full throttle.
C&C- Geez, Trey and Matt are really gearing up for something.
Stan- Who's Matt and trey?
We all exchange nervous glances.........
M00ndragon69
Shane and Missy though maybe now wasn't the time to explain to Chef and Stan who Trey and Matt were. C&C changed the subject. " Lets go in and watch your tv, I am sure it's kick ass" He said.
Meanwhile, M00n was still back at the Marsh residence with Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Shelley. She decided to wait while everyone else went looking for Moonkay. Since she knew Big Will, Sheik, and the others intended to stay at the Super 7 motel, she thought she would call over there to see how everyone was. She looked up the number, called the motel, and asked to be connected to Big Will's room. Sheik answered the phone " Hi Sheik, sorry that I got you stuck here, how is everyone?" " Well, most of us here have hangovers from the party, and there is a thunderstorm outside". " yeah, it just started" replied Moon " Just a moment Sheik" " Hey Cartman, Kyle, you guys quit fighting over the remote, I am trying to talk". Shelly grabbed the remote,and switched on her favorite show, BBS. " Oh, sorry Sheik, I am over at Stans, and Cartman and Kyle are fighting as usual".
Sheik and Moon continued their conversation, Moon could see the tv, and she was watching BBS, not really paying attention, until she saw Trey and Matt appear on the screen. They were at South Park studios, they were writing something. Moon could see what they were writing. " Sheik, you'd better see this, turn on channel 4 right now".
missycartman
...its moonkay look hes in ASSPEN , how did he get there ?
ShaneHaughey
* Matt and Trey's writing*
Chef and us had turned the TV to channel 4, when those of us in the know saw something terrible:
Death's of all the show's characters. Everybody on the BBS!
Trey: And you can vote for who you want dead at WWW.DEATHFORYOU.COM.
Shane: Oh, sh*t.
Matt: But, Moonkay is living in Asspen, so he'll live.
Shane: Umm, Chef, we need to leave.
We run out, as does the others as they run out of their places, seeing the same thing.
JamezBeer
I meet up with the rest of the group..
"Did you hear Jamez?" Missy asks.
"No what, other than this thunderstorm I wouldn't know" I replied.
"Well Matt and Trey are holding a episode about killing one of us off!" Shane says.
"Then why are we still here? M00n get us out of here" I said.
"I trying, wait a minute.." M00n says, she waves around and swirls the wand but nothing happens, she repeat this over and over. I get impatient and ask for the wand.
"You're nuts? You have no magic experience" M00n says.
"Well it's worth a shot, besides that Iron rod proves I can harness the power" I said, she hands me the wand concerned. I wave it around, M00n starts to silently chant something, then I swirl it very fast then I point it at a wall, an unstable portal appears with random flashing...
"I don't trust it. Who'll go first?" M00n says.
Craig-and-Clyde
"Like hell I am going in first," Craig said "I'll take my chances with the collapsing reality that is awaiting us in this world." Craig seems to think that there is no escape for anyone, and it is just as well because he didnt really want to pay for that hotel room anyway, especailly after all the damage that happened to it. And how is he suppose to explain to mangament that one of his friends ripped a hole in space time and created a inter-dimensional portal to a different world?
Just then, from behind a tree Moonkay runs out towards the door way, his clothes are ripped and it seems he is being chased by a lynch mob from town. Mooonkay must have gotten into some pretty heavy sh*t with the local townsfolk. Moonkay runs through the misty portal and it suddenly becomes clear. "Hey you guys" Moonkay yells "its the hotel room, we can go back. Come on in..."
M00ndragon69
Shane, Missy, Moon, and C&C ran through the portal. They made it back to the hotel room. When they got back, there was someone in the room other than Moonkay.
It was Mike, Moon's teacher in the magical arts. And, boy was he pissed.
Before he had found out about Moon's drunken naughtyness, he was having a wonderful evening. He was at a strip club in one the faerie realms, getting a lap dance from a hot elf chick. When he left, it occured to him that maybe, he should check on his students, see if any of them were misusing their powers. Of course, he did not think Mandy and Robert would be, those goody-goodys were probably home studying. No, Moon was the naughty one, and he knew she had gone to Denver for the weekend. She told him, she was going to some kind of party with alot of other South Park fans. He was sure they would be drinking.
He used his telepathic link to Moon to see what she was doing. He saw her open the doorway into South Park. She shouldn't be doing that. He told her not to use magic on her trip. He pulled out his wand, and used it to open a doorway that lead to the hotel room.
Now, he was about to lecture Moon infront of everyone. " I told you not to be using your power when your drunk, mmkay" Missy thought " he sounds a bit like Mr Mackey". " I heard that" said Mike. " Mike, for some reason, my powers were not working earlier" " I know, I put a binding spell on you, to prevent you from getting into more mischief. Just look at that" Mike said as he pointed to the open doorway infront of them.
"Wait a minute" said C&C," Sheik, Big Will, and everyone else are still in South Park".
missycartman
'im giving you 10 minutes to go and get everyone back and not a second over mmkay- if you are not back i will close the portal ' mike said sloopery but sturnley
we all glanced at each other quickly ran back in to south park. The storm was getting worse
' they could be anywhere' said mo0n 'why did he have to come looking for me , i knows everything thing i do '
we headed to the town hall to see if the mayor was there , shes bound to have a megaphone ...a light was on
yes shes there we all said at the same time
come on mo0n said , we ve got no time to loose.....
M00ndragon69
They were approaching town hall. There was a light on upstairs. They ran through the door, and up the stairs. They opened the door to the mayor's office. There she was with officer Barbardy. They were.............
missycartman
....having sex! ,
jeeze said C&C , they re always at it , and now were standing here watching them , two heads appeared from under the desk ,before the mayor and officer barbrady could get their clothes back on , mo00n shouted we need a mega phone and quickly...
M00ndragon69
The Mayor said " By all means, take it, it's in a locker down stairs. The key for it is in my pants. Just get the hell out of here". C&C picked the Mayor's pants off the floor, and pulled the key out of the pocket.
Meanwhile, at the hotel room, Mike was getting very impatient. Moon, and the others had been gone way longer than ten minutes.
missycartman
mike used his telepathy on mo0n
'oh sh*t' she screamed 'hes going to close the portal , we ve been gone more than 10 minutes what are we going to do' .
just as he was closing the portal OLE &SHEIK woke up they d been left at the hotel ,they were too drunk to even walk through the portal into southpark...
M00ndragon69
after Sheik had gotten off the phone with Moon, OLE told him she had purchased some scotch earlier in South Park. She and Sheik finished it all, and now they were passed out.
Moon had an idea. Earlier, Shane had used the computer at Stan's house to send a message to everyone at the party. Maybe they could use it again to send a message to Trey and Matt, and tell them not to kill anyone on the show. It might work. They started walking to Stan's house. " God, Mike is a dick" said C&C. " Yeah, I know" replied Moon.
ShaneHaughey
* I'm still in South Park, right? I better be*
JamezBeer
I run to the portal and go through it, unlike everyone else the portal got very unstable when I went through causing me to end up on some weird planet with all these weird creature like from Half-Life.
"Okay, what the hell is this place?" I said, suddenly everything goes dark and I teleport again with a green light surrounding me.
I end up on Earth eventually, but the question is when? Everything was desolate and high-rise buildings were all corrided away, the temperature was so freezing cold as well. Suddenly I teleport again and find myself back to our world, behind M00n casting that spell, I had gone back in time before it all happened.
But the question is, should I interfere and stop M00n, run quickly before it happens, or let things roll as they would of?
M00ndragon69
Back in South Park, Moon, Missy, Shane, C&C and Moonkay had forgotten that they had not seem Jamez since the last time they went through the portal. They were still on their way to Stan's house. Shane knew how to use the computer to contact Matt and Trey, he hoped they would consider abandoning their plan of killing one of the people from the BBS. He still intended to stay in South Park with the Marshes.
When they got to the house, Shelly was online. Shane told her he had to use the computer right away, and it was very important. " Shut up you stupid turd' Shelly replied " I am using it".
ShaneHaughey
Shane walked over, looked around, and tossed her out of the seat.
Shane- Shelly, I've went hand to hand with Kosdiac bears and mountain lions. Don't f*ck with me.
With that she walks to her room. Stan was watching the whole thing.
Stan- Dude, you f*cking rock.
Shane-(On comp.) okay, I'll type, you tell me what to say.
M00ndragon69
Moon said, " Tell them exactly what happened, and not to kill anyone, and tell them that Breayle and Big Will are stuck here too. " Don't forget to mention that Mike is a dick" said C&C.
Craig-and-Clyde
"get off the computer you stupid girl!" C&C yells, he then picks Shelly up along with the chair, and tosses it out of the room. "Right, Shane get on the computer and send an email to Matt and Trey, M00n enchant it if you have to, our lives are at stake." Shane sits down and works diligently.
"We need to find a way to keep that portal open just a little longer" missy said. "There has got to be a something we can do....wait a tic, what about a Rune Stone! Does Kyle still have that Rune Stone lying around, can we use that?"
"That might just work" M00n replied "Moonkay run to Kyle's and ask him if he has the Rune Stone. Hurry man that fate of all of us is at stake."
ShaneHaughey
.....7 minutes later, I sent the message.
Shane- Okay, now I need to get to sleep. Goodnight.
*Sorry for the short post*
ShaneHaughey
Craig-and-Clyde wrote:
"get off the computer you stupid girl!" C&C yells, he then picks Shelly up along with the chair, and tosses it out of the room. "Right, M00n get on the computer and send an email to Matt and Trey, enchant it if you have to, our lives are at stake." M00n sits down and works diligently.
"We need to find a way to keep that portal open just a little longer" missy said. "There has got to be a something we can do....wait a tic, what about a Rune Stone! Does Kyle still have that Rune Stone lying around, can we use that?"
"That might just work" M00n replied "Shane run to Kyle's and ask him if he has the Rune Stone. Hurry man that fate of all of us is at stake."
A little late, eh?
Craig-and-Clyde
*seriously by like 30 seconds*
M00ndragon69
* We can fix it, one of you will have to go back and edit your post*
Killahertz9
Killa walks into picture...
"yo."
Killa exits picture...
M00ndragon69
Since Shane had already gone to bed, Moonkay called Kyle, and asked him if he had the stone.Kyle said he had it. It was at his house in his closet. Luckily, he lived very close to Stan, and he showed up in about ten minutes. He handed the rune stone to Moon. There was a flash of light,and she was almost knocked out. " Moon, are you ok?" asked missy. " yeah, I am alright, wait a minute, I think Mike's binding spell is broken". " Good, maybe we can use the rune stone to prevent him from closing the doorway".
Meanwhile, in Trey and Matt's office, and Shane's message appeared on their computer.
ShaneHaughey
M00ndragon69 wrote: "Kyle said he did have the rune stone. It was at his house in his closet. He ran home to get it, luckily, he lived very close to Stan, and he was back in about ten minutes. He handed the rune stone to Moon. There was a flash of light,and she was almost knocked out. " Moon, are you ok?" asked missy. " yeah, I am alright, wait a minute, I think Mike's binding spell is broken". " Good, maybe we can use the rune stone to prevent him from closing the doorway".
Meanwhile, in Trey and Matt's office, and Shane's message appeared on their computer.
*Ah, good thinking.*
Shane was heading off to bed now. Stan was in his bed as Shane got a blanket and was on the floor.
JamezBeer
I try to shout at M00n but it happens again, she looks are me shocked and scared then everything in house except me disappears, then I'm in a pile of dirt outside.
I look at my arm, it looks like a tenacle, then I look at a water reflection to see myself looking like the black scary monster conbined with a octopus, not to mention I'm as small as a dog.
"What the.." I said in a funny scratchy voice, then suddenly a shockwave goes out throwing everything within 25 metres back into South Park, including me.
I'm now on the main street, everyone is screaming and Jimbo and Ned jump out, "Oh my god, that's a rare black landcrawler octopus, I wanted one on my trophy desk for a long time." Jimbo says aiming...
missycartman
at jamez ... i think we should kill him says ned in THAT voice
just then officer barbrady makes an appearence .....
JamezBeer
"Um, Jimbo that creature under strict laws is protected by the Environment ACT 9023, it states no new or rare species of animal shall be killed if it poses no immediant danger" Officer Barbrady says. Jimbo and Ned look annoyed and disappointed, "Dammit, that would of been a nice trophy" Jimbo says angrily and walks back into his store, some people stare at me scared but are frozen like.
"Move along people there's nother to see here, it's just some new land crawling Octopus you lookieloos" Officer Barbrady says.
I crawl off into the open plain...
ShaneHaughey
I was awoken by Stan.
Stan- DUDE! there's this land crawling octopus outside!
Shane- Thats....odd.
I get up and walk out.
Shane- What happend?
Missy- Oh, nothing much. Jamez turned into a Land walking octopus.
I smile.
Shane- Sweet Jesus, i love this town. Lets help Jamez. Stan, go get the others and meet us here in 5 minutes.
Stan- okay.
Moonkay
Moonkay wandered off and got high.
SP109
SP109 follows suit.
KennyBDemented
So does KBD since she isn't doing anything else and she stopped crying a long time ago.
JamezBeer
I crawl along thinking about how long I'll be like this, maybe forever. I head to a lampost and try to climb it, and hey I'm able to, this sure has it's advantages. I look at Stan's house seeing Stan stare at me, I fling a tenacle out in a waver, Stan waves back and looks back inside the room.
Suddenly a lightning bolt strikes a nearby tree and I jump off the post and crawl towards Stan's house in a rush. Stan looks outside again to see what happened. "Uh oh, I think you friend is in trouble" Stan says, everyone then looks outside. Suddenly the lampost gets hit by lightning as well, and it was only a matter of seconds before I'm the next target out here...
M00ndragon69
Moon was sleeping on the couch. She was tired after getting her powers back. Shelley was also in the living room, sitting on the floor watching Friends. Suddenly, Missy burst through the door. She ran over to Moon and shook her. " Wake up" " Uh....what time is it?" " Shut up, I am trying to watch this" said Shelley. " You shut up" Missy replied" Moon, we need your help outside, some how Jamez has turned into a giant octopus" " Oh sh*t" said Moon " I think I am strong enough to change him back". She got up, found her coat, took her wand out of it's pocket, and she and Missy went outside. Shelly was still sitting on her butt watching tv.
When they got outside, the lightning had hit another tree. " We'd better do this fast" said Missy. Moon walked up to the giant octopus, and pointed her wand at it......................................
Elsewhere, Metal was still crawling around the parking lot, looking for something to cover his shame with. He spotted C&C's car. He walked over, and noticed that the keys were still in the trunk where Missy and Moon left them. He pulled them out, not even bothering to see what was in the trunk. He unlocked the car door, got in the driver's seat, and tore ass out of the parking lot. He was not very good at driving, and he almost hit another car. It's passengers gave him the finger. He speed off towards down town Denver, unaware of the bloody surprise in the trunk.
missycartman
'Thoes hicks on the bbs board , i'll show them , i ll give psycho another rap battle , yeah im the greatest at rap battles' metal thought angrily
The more he thought about us all the angrier he became ,which made him drive the car faster , he was well over the speed limit but he didnt care , a song was playing on the radio.......
JamezBeer
'We interrupt your program to broadcast a severe torando warning, a severe storm is approaching from the south-west, causing extreme flash flooding and hail with several F-5 Torandos been observed only 10km away from the residential area, all cizitens please seek underground shelter immediantly' then the radio makes a repetitive emergency siren sound.
"Holy sh*t!" Metal says seeing a Torando developing.. taking out a powerline only 1km away and closing extremely fast. He slams the brakes and stops the car, suddenly the car gets slammed by a flying tree taking out the engine.
Metal get out frantically and runs for it, the siren is going and the torando is only 500 metres away at closing at 90km/h, the hail and lightning strikes begin to occur aggressively.
It eventually gets close enough to start dragging him back, but as he starts to get dragged the car flies off into the torando, but he continues to try and escape....
Meanwhile in South Park World....
Similar instabilies are occuring, the weather here is getting just as intense.
M00n's wand shoots electricity at me, transforming me back to my normal self.
"Something's terribly wrong here" Stan says looking outside scared. Suddenly the same torandos start to appear here. Everyone freaks out, but I figured out the solution to the problem.
"Don't you see, by us BBS users been here, we've torn a hole in our world's stability. M00n we must leave here now or both our worlds will collapse!" I yell scared.
"I'll try" M00n says and tries to perform the spell dispite the strong wind and water starting to rip South Park apart, she successfully casts it but something unusual happens, we're all back in the house in our world, but everything's all cartoonish and all the characters from the show are here too.
ShaneHaughey
Shane: Well, Marsh's, welcome to the BBS world.
Stan: Dude, how the f*ck did we get here?
Kyle: I second that!
Cartman: I'll kick someone in the nuts If I don't get answers!
Cartman Kicks SP109 and the others in the crotches.
Cartman: Ay! You drug taking hippies, answer my f*cking question!
Shane: sh*t, dude. Bad move.
KennyBDemented
After recovering from Cartman's kick to my crotch, I get pissed since I'm so high and have no idea what the f*ck I'm doing. Because of that, I unwittingly put out my joint on Cartman's forehead, causing him to scream like a little baby.
ShaneHaughey
Kyle and Stan laugh at that.
kenny: Hey, um, where the f*ck are we?
KennyBDemented
I see Kenny and stumble over to him.
"Hi, Kenny!" I say, patting his head. "I'm your biggest fan! And I'm gonna make sure no one kills ya, kay?"
ShaneHaughey
Kenny gives demented a srange look.
kenny: You are'nt a child abductor or rapist or anythung like that?
Demented: No, i am your biggest fan.
Kenny: Fan of what?
Demented: You are on a-
Shne spears Demented.
Shane:(whispering) don't tell them they are a show! they will go insane!
KennyBDemented
"Oh, sh*t! That's true!" I say.
"What the f*ck's going on?"
"NOTHING!! I'll just be your bodyguard from now on!" I yell quickly just as everyone hears the sound of glass shattering.
ShaneHaughey
SWAT!
SWAT: Get down on the ground! We are looking for C&C, who is wanted for murder of Metal666's parents, and Shane Haughey for the murder of fourhundred thousand people in Eastern Australia!
Shane pulls out 2 Desert Eagles and kills the entire SWAT team.
Shane: You would think they would learn their lesson. Who wants punch?
Pours some for Stan and Kyle, who are shocked.
KennyBDemented
I pour some for Kenny, whose parka is splattered with blood and nearly traumatized. He takes the punch then passes out.
ShaneHaughey
Stan is quite for a few minutes, then...
Stan: OKAY! WHERE ARE WE, WHY DID SHANE JUST KILL A SWAT TEAM, AND HOW DID WE GET HERE?!
M00ndragon69
" sh*t! Now what are we going to do?"
Moon, Missy, and Jamez were back at the hotel room, and in cartoon form. The Tv was on, and they could see Moonkay, KBD, and Shane. Shane had just wasted an entire SWAT team, and forever traumatized Stan and Kenny.
Moon was sure that they were not back on earth. They were in one of many alternate realities. But, which one? And, how were they going to get back? Well, at least Mike was not around to bitch them out.
Suddenly Jamez got an idea.............
JamezBeer
"I know exactly what has happened, it's so obvious now.. South Park and our world have both merged, when you casted that spell, it was too late, the spell was negated and both our world are one now" I said. M00n looks at me like if it's obvious then I continue.
"All we need to use is try to go back in time, before all this happen, all the way back to before we ended up in South Park and everything should be stable again, if my intervention is enough, I'll prevent your past self from making the same mistake again" I said. M00n at me inpressed but notes a problem.
"Time travel is too unstable, I've never done such a spell before" M00n says, I look surprised but then I remembered that time rewrote itself when I went back to intervene, so M00n didn't cast the spell this time.
"Try it ag.., I meant Try it, you're sober now" I said. M00n does the spell and this time, it succeeds with a stable portal, but she looks concerned.
"I have no idea what time that leads too, but it's within the year" M00n says.
"Okay I'll go see what I can do" I say, I quickly run through the portal, this time, I'm in the kitchen before the roof collapses. I knock down a shelf of whiskey bottles, which causes all of them to hit me and I lie there injuried, M00n and Missy concerned run up to check on me. Before the spell was started.
Hopefully this would be enough for the intervention to work...
ShaneHaughey
Stan was angry, but shane knew how to make him feel better.
Shane: hey, i have some Terrance and Phillip tapes! Who wants to watch?
Stan/Kyle/Eric/Kenny: ME!
Shane:okay!
I set them up in a bedroom, away from the violence that was about to unfold...
I brought out my Cell phine.
Shane: hey, Terry, umm, we have a problem. They found me. Yeah. Yep. Correct. Really? 5 Minutes? okay. Thanks, bye.
Shane walks over to C&C.
Shane: Dude, I think you need to talk to me. I know about Metals parents. one of my friends is bringing over a chopper to take you out of here and give me what i need.
C&C: Like what?
Shane: Oh, enough weapons and ammo to take on an entire police force, that is setting up outside. I am alos getting Kevlar, so their puny weapons won't have any effect!
Stan: Oh my god, they killed kenny!
Kyle: You B*****d!
Kelly: Who?!
Stan: You know,"They"
Kelly: Arn't you going to help him?
Kyle: Help him?

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Re: The Venting Story (A 2004 SP BBS Collaboration)

Postby kennyfan_24 » Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:21 pm

Craig-and-Clyde
"I have a better idea," C&C said "M00n has that wand right? Why doesnt she travel back in time and stop me from killing metals parents? She is trying it anyway. Metal's parents were an accident anyway, they slipped and I couldnt do anything. I am not a murderer! I volenteer at the nursing home for god's sake. I am really a nice guy, I love all you guys. Hey Shane have you seen my car?"
ShaneHaughey
Shane: Dude, that never works. even worse, i have seen the bodies. Just go to the goddamn Chopper while I prepare for battle.
I soon had:
G-11 Assault Rifle.
Jackhammer shotgun.
4 Desert eagles, and enough clips for each weapon to supply the entire nation of Iran thirty times over.
Stan walks over.
Stan: we need a new tape. this one fizzed out.
I get him another, and he gets setup.
M00ndragon69
Meanwhile, Missy and Moon were making sure Jamez was alright.
" Jamez, are you alright?" Missy asked.
" Yeah, Moon, this is really important, don't use your magic to fix Missy's hair".
"Why not?"
" Because,... it's a bad idea, we will get stuck in South Park again".
" But, Moonkay is still stuck there, and Shane says he wants to leave"
Suddenly, Moon could here Mike's voice inside her head. Missy could hear it too.
" You really f*cked things up" Mike said " Now you have to go clean up your own mess".
" Who was that?" Missy asked.
" That was Mike, my teacher, I guess he knows about the portal".
" Is that bad?" asked Missy.
"Well, he is pissed, but I don't think he is going to try taking my powers away."
While the girls were talking, Jamez was trying to figure out what to do about Moonkay. And, at the same time, something did not seem right, something about the room seemed different. It looked the same as it did the first time the kitchen roof collapsed. The same people were passed out in the same places, but something definately was different. He could not figure out what.
The bathroom door was open. Jamez saw something move. It was too small to be one of the party goer. He quietly snuck up to the bathroom door, and switched on the light. He was surprised. It was Kenny, only he was not wearing his hood.
" How did you get here?" Jamez asked.
" Through the mirror, it turned into a portal the first time Moon used her wand to open the door to our world" Kenny answered. " You guys need to stop Shane, he wants to stay in our world. He said something about trying to take it over."
ShaneHaughey
I was preparing for battle when Missy, Moon, and Jamez came up to me with Kenny.
Jamez: Stop!
Shane:What?
Moon:You know!
Shane:No, really, what?
Missy: You're trying to take over South Park!
Shane: Correction. I'm going to take over Haiti in the South Park world.
Missy: Umm, why?
Shane: Because I like chaotic countries.
Moon: Oh, we-
All of a sudden three SWAT teams burst in, but with my G-11 I kill one team, used my DE's on another, and then used the Jackhammer in another.
The boys exit the bedroom, but by then i had tossed the bodies out.
Shane: Who wants to watch the Terrance and Phillip movie?
Boys: ME!
I set them up in the room, and soon the song "Uncle Fucka" could be heard with the boys singing along with it. i come out to the party.
Shane: So....
SP109
*Stubbles around aimlessly*
JamezBeer
Everything is the way it was originally, half the people are pissed, some of them at raiding the fridge, and towelli must of sneaked in and is smoking a bog.
"Hey Towelli how's it going?" I asked.
"What, are you.. talking to me?" Towelli answered confused.
"Never mind, hey shane what's up? I see you're back" I said.
"I need recruitments for a Haiti invasion, no many voulenteers" Shane answers back cleaning his bloody desert eagle.
"I won't, I rather smoke with Towelli over there than to waste my time trying to invade a poor economic country" I said and head over to Towelli, he heistate to let anyone try the bog, after a few seconds it's empty.
"Aww.. Man that no good. Where's the.. beer?" Towelli asks me.
"Over where the smashed up bottles are, you can soak the floor up" I said.
"That's a great.. Idea" Towelli says and crawls to the kitchen.
Meanwhile I hear an argument break out again, sound like M00n with some guy are fighting each other, probably Mike....
ShaneHaughey
Shane: Hey, uhhhh, Missy. Could you watch over Stan and the others while i go and take over Haiti? I'll be back in one or two hours. A helicopter lands in the backyard and i take off.....
JamezBeer
I sitting on the couch watch towelli lay on top of the spilt alcohol, absorbing it.
It's 3:45 am on the wall clock and most of the people are so pissed, they're asleep. I decide to sleep on the couch as I feel like crap from all that stuff I did, but then I see M00n come out from a room frustrated.
"That's bastard Mike, he such a dick like scott" M00n says
"Really, that bad?" I ask.
"Of course he is, now he's threatening to suspend my ability to cast magic, if I don't fix everything up back to normal by sunrise" M00n says.
"Well what's the problem then? you can do that in no time" I said.
"I can't, you never try a spell under severe aggression, otherwise the spell will be very destructive" M00n says.
I decide to lay on the couch and try to sleep, M00n is sort of angry at me for been ignorant, but what more can I do?
M00ndragon69
Missy, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny were watching tv, Jamez was asleep on the couch, and Moon was in the bathroom trying to get rid of some of her anger, so she could attempt to work a spell.
" Mother-Fucka sounds just like Mr Mackey" she spat" You need to study more, MMKay, you need more patience Mmkay, You should try to be more like Robert,
Mmkay. f*ck you Mike! Like you never used magic while you were drunk, I ve heard stories about what you did when you were younger!"
Moon was sure Mike was listening.
" I did not even know I was drunk, I was stressed out, and C&C handed me a beer. I ment to just take a sip, but I finished the whole thing in a couple minutes while Missy and I were talking"
" Well, then, why were you stressed out?' Asked Mike suspiciously.
"Umm, nothing, just about something that happened earlier......"
" You sound like youre hiding something. What happened?"
Missy could hear the conversation between Moon and Mike. Before she could stop herself she thought " Oh crap, he's going to find out about the dead bodies in C&C's trunk".
ShaneHaughey
TV: We interrupt this new episode of Terrance and Phillip to bring you breaking news.
Stan: WHAT THE f*ck?!
Kyle: NO!
Cartman: f*cking NO! NO! NO! f*cking NO!
Anchor: We bring you a live report. Here's Geraldo Rivera...in a bikini!
(Thats scary)
GR: Thank you. It seems that a crazed 15 year old has taken over Haiti.
M00ndragon69
Kenny walked over to Moon. She was still argueing with Mike. Mike had heard Missy's thoughts, he knew about the dead bodies, and he was very angry that Moon and Missy had not gone to the police to turn C&C in.
" You have to do something' Kenny told Moon " Shane just took over Hati,and he's killing a bunch of people".
" He's right " said Mike " You, Missy and Jamez have to use your powers to stop Shane. He has clearly gone mad with power. much like one of my past students did a few years ago".
Missy was shocked. " Jamez and I have magical abilities too?" she asked.
ShaneHaughey
While they were arguing, Shane finalized his takeover of Haiti.
News: And the emperor of Haiti has a message.
Me: I demand to talk to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, as well as Moon and Mike, or i will be foreced to use my Omega......
JamezBeer
Meanwhile back to Mike and M00n...
"A destructive one at that, he part of the reason why things went.. Unstable, his anxiety problem locks his powers and if they stray, things can turn disasterous around him" Mike warns M00n and Missy.
"That explains the Iron rod, and the time portal spell actually working" M00n says.
"That's right, if utilize in the right way, you Friend Jamez could repair everything without a single mistake, but he has little understanding of that." Mike says.
"What how can we help him do that?" Missy asks.
"Give him time, he'll see a link, otherwise he might do something dangerous. I'll give you 72 hours to fix this problem.. Because now it's a race against time as these portals have changed the law of physics, and it's only a matter of time before these changes cause a collapse" Mike says seriously.
"Why the f*ck did you wait on saying that?" M00n says.
"Because I know you'd panic too soon if I mentioned it earier" Mike says.
"No Sh*t!" M00n says, M00n and Missy check on me, asleep and then...
M00ndragon69
Missy shook Jamez. "Jamez, time to wake up" she said.
"Missy, I am tired, I haven't slept in at least a day".
" Yeah, I know" she said " but Mike, Moon, and I need to discuss something important with you right now".
ShaneHaughey
After the first few minutes of nobody listening to him., shane decided that time was growing short.
Shane: okay. Intitate operation "DFC", the invasion of Cuba.
KennyBDemented
I'm getting off my high phase when I see Kenny with his hood off. He looks like he's crying.
"What's wrong?" I ask.
"It's Shane," he answers. "He's gonna take over Cuba in the South Park world. If he succeeds, we'll stay here forever. I don't wanna be here! I wanna go home!"
"Jesus Christ! Where is he?"
"I don't know. Missy, Moon, and Jamez should. Go ask them."
He starts crying again. I hug him, then go over to Missy, Moon, and Jamez.
ShaneHaughey
Shane: okay, Bravo team. Attack position A-1.
Bravo: Okay.
Shane adjusts the camera.
Shane: Okay. All of you in the world can see this, even in the BBS world. I need to talk to Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Missycartamn, Moondragon, Mike the teacher dick, and anybody else that i need. Go to the presidential office in Haiti.
JamezBeer
Meanwhile...
"Alright this better be important" I said. Mike suddenly disappears in a cloud and speaks 'remember give him time to understand for himself'
M00n seems annoyed, but then sees me awake and a little bit annoyed as well.
"M00n we need to tell him" Missy says.
"Tell me what exactly?" I ask, suddenly I hear M00n voice but only in my head. 'we can't tell him, he must learn for himself'
"Learn what M00n?" I says, Missy and M00n looked at me shocked.
"What are you on about Jamez?" M00n says like she's trying to dismiss it.
"Seriously I just heard you talk telepathically, Never mind..." I said. Suddenly a moderate earthquake occurs shaking things loose but only lasts for a few seconds, then another earthquake follows after 5 seconds, with a more powerful effect.
"Man what the hell's going on, this place isn't near a fault line" I said.
"I have no idea, But Mike warned me about something bad" M00n says.
"About what?" I demanded.
"Everything is royally f*cked, and we've got 72 hours to fix it" Missy says.
"And what happens if that time expires?" I asked concerned.
"We don't know exactly" M00n answers, but I could tell she was hiding something, but the question is what.....
ShaneHaughey
Mike, Matt, and trey are here.
Shane: I still need Moon and Missy, then we can begin.
Mike: I dem-
Shane: Shut up.
Mike: How dare you! I w-
Shane: You'll what? I hold all the power I have cameras looking at us. At a sign of my personality changing or anything else magical, or them going offline, i take over Cuba. Then, we are all stuck here forever. I will tell you my demands when Moon and Missy are here.
Craig-and-Clyde
C&C stands in the middle of the room surveying what is left of the once great party. The kitchen roof has collapsed in, there is garbage everywhere, people drunk and high wandering around, and some kid ran off saying something about Haiti. And what is worse, C&C thinks to himself, if M00n can't figure out how to stop travel between our world and the world of South Park, then the fabric of the universe could be torn into shreds. "But there is one good thing," C&C says quietly to himself "thankfully when i rented this hotel room i put it under a different name." C&C asks M00n if she needs any help, he needs to keep him mind off of other things, especially the bodies, oh the bodies.
ShaneHaughey
Still nothing.......
Shane: damn, they are'nt taking me seriously. A-2, attack Havana, but do not occupy.....
missycartman
At that precise moment missy and moon hear a voice , 'moon shane is asking for us ' i say, ' i know ' moon replies .
'what are you talking about'? C&C asks 'is there anything i can do '
moon had decided along time ago that C&C was genuine , how the bodies came to be in the car was still a mystery , but she and missy had been studying C&C s body language right back from when moon and psycho had gone and got pizzas .
OK moon replied i want you and jamez to follow me and missy , shane needs us , just then jamez shouts in an elated voice ...' ive got it ', we look and jamez and wink at him . and go to find shane ....
JamezBeer
"No wait, I did think of something" I said confused.
1 Hour remaining...
It's about 2:45am.. Things are starting to be evident, some parts of the worlds are starting to be displaced space/time wise, parts of the world are now obliterated. Suddenly an Air-Strike flys over us dropping a cluster of bombs..
"What the f..." I said, suddenly the bomb slow down to a complete halt only at 1 cm to the ground. The bombs had written, 'Emperor of Atlantic' on the sides, "That's got to be Shane, he's gone power crazy.. I got to stop him before he destroys the world as a consequence" I said, suddenly I teleport straight to where Shane throne is...
"How the hell did I do that?" I ask to myself.
ShaneHaughey
Shane: Thank god! Listen, Alec Vertery of Denmark has taken over all of the Atlantic countries. It turns out that he WANTS all of us to stay here. Dumbass, I have already sent agents to kill him. I have no need to fear, now all that i need to start my negotiation process is Missy and Moon.
JamezBeer
Suddenly I see a blub of electricity swirling around my hand..
"I've got a better idea" I said, suddenly a massive earthquake start ripping apart the whole planet.
"My god, things are starting to reach critical, Jamez you got to do something!" M00n says, then I see the electricity behave the way I desire it to, and finnaly realized the power at my disposal..
"Sorry Shane, but I must stop you and this problem" I said, I throw the ball of electricity to the ground and all the suddenly a massive shockwave of white light spreads all over the planet, then everything was back to normal....
ShaneHaughey
Shane: GODDAMNIT! I ALMOST GOT IN TO THE SHOW!
Jamez: what?
Shane: I was going to pull everybody which had power into one area so I could get a f*cking deal that would make me live in f*cking South Park!
I walk over to the wall and hit my head against the wall often enough to draw large amounts of blood.
Shane: SO f*cking GOOD! SO f*cking GOOD! I HAD IT ALL WORKED OUT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
KennyBDemented
"Hey, wait a minute. Where is everybody?" Shane asks. He and Jamez look around to see no one there.
"Dude, that's weird. I could've sworn Moon and Missy were here with me."
"This is starting to freak me out!"
"Oh my God! I think I know what happened! The shock wave sent all the South Park characters back to their world and everything's safe over there now, but it must have sent everyone here and at the party to different parts of the world!"
"Oh no! We have to find them! Where do we start?"
ShaneHaughey
Shane: You know what? I wam going to sit right here, and until you people can find a way to get me into the goddamn South park world without destroying everything, I'm going to hit myself in the head.
KennyBDemented
"Hit yourself as hard as you want," Jamez replied. "But as long as we're the only ones here right now, we need to find them. Now help me figure out where to start."
ShaneHaughey
Shane: I could'nt help sh*t right now, mister magic guy whgo f*cked EVERYTHING up. i cant see because of the blood. You have magic and like mind reading abilities that can reach into different worlds, so go and find them yourselves.
JamezBeer
"Hey if I did nothing, our whole world would of collapsed, So stop been a idiot" I said angrily, "Besides, yes I could find them that way, but I not sure if I could do it very rapidly. Wait a while, If you stop been a moron, then I see to it that your wish be granted"
ShaneHaughey
Shane: How about this? I go out and get massively wasted, and you go do what you need to do?
Jamez: How about n-
Shane: Good. Break!
I get out the door and head towards my house..........I had a plan to burn some bridges.
KennyBDemented
Jamez calls out after Shane.
"I can't find a way to the South Park world myself. If we don't find them, then you won't be able to go there anymore."
That stops Shane in his tracks. He turns back to Jamez reluctantly.
"Alright. What do I have to do, God damn it?"
M00ndragon69
Missy and Moon were back in the South park world, in the wood's outside of town. Missy was a little confused.
" How did we get back here?" she asked Moon.
" I think we got sent back here, after Jamez used his power to seperate our worlds."
They saw two people in the distance. As the figures got closer, they could see it was KDB and Kenny. Kenny still was not wearing his hood.
" You guys, over here" Missy shouted.
" Hi Missy, Hi Moon" said Kenny " Did you guys stop Shane?"
" Well, Jamez did" said Moon " He used his power to seperate your world from ours. We don't know what happened to Shane. Come to think of it, Mike has not contacted us yet, I saw him with Trey and Matt, a minute before Jamez released his power."
" I have not heard his voice yet either" said Missy " he is a pain in the ass, but I hope he and Jamez are alright".
Mike was with Trey and Matt. Matt was very annoyed, he was not sure if it was Mike or Shane's fault that he and Trey were stuck in some other demension with Mike, but he wanted to leave. Mike was trying to figure out where they were. It seemed that it was a realm Shane created himself. He figured, Shane did not know what he was doing at the time, he was high on power, and he had meant to absorb Missy and Moon's powers too. That is why he wanted them to come to his realm. Mike tried to reach Moon telepathically, but he could not hear her, she was too far away. But, he could hear Jamez argueing with Shane. He told Jamez to try sending a telepathic message to Moon and Missy, and to watch his back around Shane.
In South Park, Missy and Moon were still trying to figure out what to do next. Missy had an idea.
" Moon, remember when we were talking, and you mentioned that earth is full of natural doorways, and you thought that maybe, there were doorways like that here too, like in the mountains?"
" yeah" replied Moon " Maybe we should try looking for one, there would be less risk of throwing the universe off balance again. But, first we need to find someone who could tell us where to look".
Kenny listened to their conversation. Finally he said something.
" I know a little about that, but I promised them I would not tell anyone."
ShaneHaughey
There was silence.........
Shane: Jamez, do me a favor. If you can contact the others, tell them that I have no power now, and that what I wanted to do was try to create a way that i could live in the SP world without tearing them apart. Thats why I asked that all of you came to my office. Trey and Matt hold the pen, Mike and the rest of you have magic, and that always works.
M00ndragon69
Jamez felt bad for Shane. All he wanted was to start a new life in South Park. He told Shane" When we find everyone, I'll see what I can do, they might agree to help you. Wait, I think I hear Moon, she and Missy are saying something, something about looking for a doorway in the mountains. I think they are in South Park. Yeah, they are, because Kenny's with them".
Jamez sent a telepathic message to Mike, telling him where Missy and Moon were.
JamezBeer
I wave my hand at a wall and suddenly a black hole appears, but then fades, but the effects of it are still evident.
"Okay. There's now some sort of invisible gateway over there" I said pointing to a wall, "The gateway will shut indefinitely once the field shrinks to nothing, it's shrinking slowly. You have 10 minutes to contact people lost in the SP world and bring them back safely, before they're stuck there indefinitely"
"I have no idea myself you were able to do that" Mike says.
"Neither did I, but the clock is ticking shane..GO" I said.
Shane runs into the wall and disappears to the SP world.....
M00ndragon69
Missy, Moon, and KBD were following Kenny into the mountains. The door way was somewhere nearby, Moon could feel the energy raidating from it. But, how did he know it was here?
" Kenny, who told you about the door way?" she asked.
ShaneHaughey
I ran...but soon i came up with a plan. i pulled out my Desert Eagle- It has a distinct sound- and i fired three times in the air...
..And then..........At the top of my lungs....
Shane- IF YOU CAMN HEAR THIS f*cking RACKET, AND ARE OF ANOTHER WORLD THAT IS BBS RELATED, THEN COME HERE SO WE CAN GET A f*cking PLAN TO GET ME TO LIVE HERE WITHOUT DESTROYING EVERYTHING!
I continue firing and yelling!
M00ndragon69
Missy knew it was Shane the minute she heard the shots.
" oh, crap, I think he's really mad at us, we had better tell Jamez".
Moon sent a telepathic message to Jamez, she asked him if Shane went back.
" Yeah" he said " I sent Shane back to look for you".
" Well, you better get over here, he's sounds really angry, he's yelling,and shooting a high powered rifle"
" Danmit, I told him, I'd try helping him find a way to stay in South Park after we found everyone."
ShaneHaughey
I continue my plan.
Shane: OKAY, NEW SAYING: WE HAVE FOUR MINUTES UNTIL WE ARE ALL STUCK HERE.
JamezBeer
"M00n, Missy, Get to shane quickly, I'll be there with him in a second" I said telepathically to M00n and Missy.
"Okay" M00n answers and they both run to Shane.
I about to run through the gateway but Mike stops me with consideration.
"I advise against that, you might cause that instability to reoccur if you enter that world" Mike says.
"But I need to help them out" I said.
"Well alright, just don't be too anxious when you enter, otherwise it's likely to happen" Mike says.
"Don't worry, I'm feeling fine" I said and run into the gateway.....
ShaneHaughey
I had never been afraid, but now I was. I would not mind being stuck, but the others did'nt and if we did'nt figure all this out first, then I would somehow destroy the fabric of both worlds.
Shane: 30 SECONDS!
M00ndragon69
Mike was very concerned about Jamez going through the portal again. He could end up ripping the threads of reality again. He was sure Shane would not willingly leave South Park. He was unstable, and he had a gun. But, then Mike got an idea.
" Matt, I need you and Trey to help me on something".
" What the f*ck do you want?' Matt asked.
" Well, I am trying to get everyone back to earth, but Shane keeps getting in the way, it looks like the only way we are going to get thinks back to normal is by giving him what he wants".
" What, you mean you want us to write him into South Park?"
M00ndragon69
Mike was very concerned about Jamez going through the portal again. He could end up ripping the threads of reality again. He was sure Shane would not willingly leave South Park. He was unstable, and he had a gun. But, then Mike got an idea.
" Matt, I need you and Trey to help me on something".
" What the f*ck do you want?' Matt asked.
" Well, I am trying to get everyone back to earth, but Shane keeps getting in the way, it looks like the only way we are going to get things back to normal is by giving him what he wants".
" What, you mean you want us to write him into South Park?"
Stan: Oh my god, they killed kenny!
Kyle: You B*****d!
Kelly: Who?!
Stan: You know,"They"
Kelly: Arn't you going to help him?
Kyle: Help him?

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Re: The Venting Story (A 2004 SP BBS Collaboration)

Postby kennyfan_24 » Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:24 pm

ShaneHaughey
The portal was closing now...
I looked, and about ten feet away was the others, running towrads it. Now that my job was done, i ran back into the portal.
*I hope everybody kept their promises*
I felt all the others in the portal behind me.
JamezBeer
Just before I entered the gateway, Shane throw me to the ground accidentally. Then M00n and Missy fly out of the gateway landing on the couch.
"Damn that was intense" Shane says getting up.
"Even worse, the gateway's still open on this side" Missy says and points at it.
"Well what do you know, by going through it the last nanosecond, it failed to shut, unless..." I said.
"Unless what?" M00n asks.
"Something's obstructing the gateway from shutting" I said, Suddenly I see something inside the gateway.....
ShaneHaughey
We all looked at it......
It looked like it could be human, or it could be a rock.
Shane: Well...........I'll be damned.
M00ndragon69
M00n and Missy were on the opposite side of the doorway from Shane, Jamez and KBD. Something, was standing in the doorway, blocking Shane and Jamez from passing. It looked human, but it clearly was not. It's skin was brown and scaley, and it had red eyes. Moon, could feel it's poisonous aura. It was a demon. She pulled out her wand and pointed it at the creature.
" Get out of their way, Mother Fucka" she told it. There was no response.
" Moon, what is that?" Missy asked.
" Never mind' she said, not wanting anyone to panic " just ignore it if it starts talking to you". She turned back to the demon, still pointing her wand at it's head.
" I said get out of the way, you little bitch."
JamezBeer
"Who. called. me?" It said with a dark voice reverberates like the Preadator creature, We're all confused.
"Um what/who are you?" I said to it, it ignores us and walks back into the gateway feeling annoyed and speaks once more, "Wrong. World". I get suspicious and follow it into the gateway, M00n tries to stop me but it was too late, I was gone where ever that thing went.
I have no idea what this world is but the sky is brown, the ground is black, must like a desert at dusk, but stretchs indefinitely. The thing continues to walk on into another portal.. Suddenly way over 10,000 Portals appear in random locations, This place contain portals to every world that exists.
"Look like there is a way back, but the question is which one?" I said to myself.
M00ndragon69
" f*ck!!!" Moon yelled. Jamez had just disappeared through the doorway after the demon.
" Damnitt! I told him not to listen to that thing".
" Can't we go after him?" Shane replied.
" No" Moon said " Don't you have any idea what that thing was. That thing was a demon. It lied to him, to lure him back to, it's realm. It's too dangerous for the four of us to go in there, we need to contact Mike. Maybe Missy and I can contact him from here".
Moon, tried to reach Mike with telepathy, it was hard at first, but she finally got him.
" Moon, where the hell are you? Where is Jamez?'
" He followed a demon through a portal, I tried to tell him not too."
" That is really bad, what the hell did he do that for."
"It lied to him, it told him he was in the wrong world, and he followed it. Mike, do you think you can find us, we need help getting Jamez back".
JamezBeer
The creature returns back from the portal, it knows I followed him, then he speaks.
"You. Are. Worthy. To. Dare. Follow. Me" It said.
"What is this place?" I asked it.
"It's. the. realm. of. dimensions." It answers.
"But who are you?" I said.
"The. Gatekeeper." It says, then he points at one of the portals glowing white.
"Go. There. To. Return. Home.. You. Don't. Belong. Here..." It says and leaves back into another portal. I head to that portal, I could see only a bright white light, I hear M00n voice..Then another creature's voice speaks...
"You should be careful next time, he's usually grouchy.. Point B collapsed before point A, that's why he came to check" the Voice says as I step through...
Now I back in the normal world and the portal closes. M00n is not impressed with me, but I explain everything.
M00ndragon69
" Sorry I got pissed at you Jamez" Moon said after hearing his story " I thought the gate keeper was a demon. I guess now that we are back on earth, we should help Mike get back here, and see what he says about allowing Shane to stay in South Park."
ShaneHaughey
Shane: Yes, that sounds good. Who can't help in the search? If you can't, then i got a bottle of whiskey waiting right here.
M00ndragon69
" I need to open another doorway, so we can find Mike" said Moon " Maybe missy and Jamez can help. I think Mike might be back where he was when Jamez seperated our realm from South Park".
M00ndragon69
M00n opened the bathroom door, and walked over to the mirror. She concentrated on the last place she had seen Mike, and waved her wand. The mirror began to change shape. It began to vibrate, then, for a moment, it looked like it was made of water. Then, It turned into a large hole, and on the other side, she could see Mike, and Trey and Matt.
JamezBeer
*I see you're still going with this story as well*
M00n yells out to them...
"Come over here, here's a way out!"
All three of them run to the portal and go through without a hinch.
Mike walks to me and says something..
"You're lucky to be alive you know, going there. I mean no-one has ever survived that realm of dimensions long enough to tell anyone about it, it was only a myth"
"Well that thing in there said, I was worthy not unwelcome there, so it probably let me off the hook... Well now everything's sorted out you should let Matt and Trey return to their normal lives" I said.
M00ndragon69
M00n was worried about sounding like an obessed groupie infront of Trey and Matt, but she felt she owed them an explanation. Afterall, if she had not accidently opened the first portal after getting drunk, Shane would not have been able to transport them to his realm.
" Guys, I am really, really sorry about what happened tonight, it's mostly my fault, you see, I was using my magic after drinking too much. I did not realize how much I drank, it's not really Shane's fault. He did what he did, because he was unhappy living on earth".
Jamez broke in. " Speaking of Shane, he has something he wants to ask you".
ShaneHaughey
Shane:.........Well, here goes. Trey, Matt, you two control all that happens in the South Park universe. My life here on earth has become little more than a whirlwind of violence, and has but become worthless. In fact, my existence here is bad for friends and family, as they become targets of violence and pure hate. I have looked for a number of alternatives, but all have their own problems. Adoption would only bring suffering on the new family. Leaving woud hurt my mother, and she is going through a rough time. There was only one other option, suicide. I...I tried that.
*Gasps*
Shane: I failed that. I consider that a sign that I was'nt supposed to die then. I then started to dream about South Park. Not just regular dreams, either. Very real dreams. I would wake up and walk out of my room, and would be shocked to see where I was. It was then, and after, that I would realize that my true dream was to live there. There, I could start anew. Plus, the life there would be less dangerous than anything that Auburn had!
*Laughter*
Shane: I...I would like a favor from you. I know this will sound weird, and I can understand if you say no, but............................... May I live in the South Park world?
missycartman
matt n trey looked at each other , if you lived in southpark world , it would mean you ll have to be the new library worker
shane thought about it and his reply was ............
ShaneHaughey
Shane...That library needs a worker. Now, who whom would I live with? I would prefer Stan, but I could care less If I lived on the streets.
M00ndragon69
" Well ok' Trey said " If you want to live in South Park that much, we'll write you in".
Now, someone just had to re-open the door to South Park. Jamez went over to the tv,found the copy of BLU was still in the DVD player, turned it on, and went to the scene where Stan was asking Shelly where to find the clitoris. Moon aimed her wand at the screen and reopend the portal.
" Shane, are you sure you want to do this?" Moon asked.
ShaneHaughey
Shane: Hell yeah. Dont worry, we e-mailed people here whil in the South Park world. When I'm not helping stuff out or doing work, I'll remember you guys and get in touch. Asta!
I ran into the portal.
JamezBeer
*This venting story is at near end I think *
"Well, looks like that's it, Shane gone into his world, I've got powers and everything else is back to normal..So..What can we do now?" I ask everybody.
Craig-and-Clyde
"We can clean up and watch the sunrise" C&C said. "Besides I am suppose to turn the key in by no later than 1130 a.m."
ShaneHaughey
* If this ends, then i'll start a new party story.*
Shane: Goddamn, that was a good days work.
The library had been busy today, and going by the fact that aliens had attacked the town but were defeated by Stan and the others, Shane assumed that It was the halloween episode. He had said three lines, so he could also assume that this was the first time the audience had seen him. He was unlucky enough to not live at Stan's, but instead lived in a treehouse out in the woods. The audience did'nt know that, but Shane knew that he would become a bigger character someday and it would be revealed. This had been just my first appearence on the show, that was all. He was friends with Stan and Kyle, though he and Cartman were enemies. He was cool with Kenny, and would evry so often call him Demented. They forgot all about his past appearence here, and so he was able to act out his full story. He wondered if the audience had heard his life story during halloween. Maybe not, but they would learn sooner or later.
Shane climed up the tree, and when he got there he saw a strange portal.
Shane: What in the name of Sam Hill?
He knew better than to touch it.
M00ndragon69
* I am thinking of starting a thread that will be a sequel to the venting story*
Everyone joined C&C in cleaning up the room. There were beer bottles, and pizza boxes littering the floor. Missy and Sheik started picking them up, and throwing them into a garbage bag. Strangely enough, none of the party goers, except for C&C, Moon, Missy, and Jamez remembered the evening events. Everything after Russel Crowe's death was a blur.
Trey and Matt had already left for LA, but, Mike was still in the room. When no one else was paying attention, he took Missy and Jamez aside, and talked with them.
" You both did well using your natural abilities on instinct, and with no formal training. I was impressed. If you like, I could teach you to further develop your magic". Jamez and Missy decided that.........................................
ShaneHaughey
*Yeah, that would be cool.*
Shane stared at it for a moment.
Shane:.....No way in hell I'm touching that.
He went to bed, with that strange portal thingy just there.
M00ndragon69
Shane was not sure where the portal in his wall lead to, but at this time he did not care. The next day, he got some boards and nailed them over it. Of course, he had not gotten rid of it, but it as easier to ignore.
Jamez, and Missy thought about Mike's offer. They decided that they would try learning from him at least for awhile. They made an arrangement with Mike. He would supply them with books on Magic and wands. Moon would stay in contact with them by phone and online, and teach them what she already knew. Mike would check in on them every few weeks.
Later, after Moon had gone over a lesson with Jamez and Missy, they decided to watch a little tv. The news was on. Evidently, Metal had been aprehended by the police shortly after the South Park world and Earth seperated. He was still in C&C's car, he was speeding, and he got pulled over. Well, it was not just because he was speeding. The car matched the discription of one owned by a notorious drug dealer. When Metal could not present a driver's license, the cop got suspisious, and demanded to look in the trunk. He opened it, and there were the bodies of Metal's parents. The police believed that Metal had gone insane, killed his parents, then stole a car, so he could dump the bodies.
ShaneHaughey
Shane went to work the next day, and was stamping and returning book when he saw somebody who was very familiar...........
M00ndragon69
It was Mike, he had come to tell Shane something......
ShaneHaughey
Mike: Shane, the people have dissapated and the grand BBS party is over.
Shane: That sucks big giant donkey balls covered in mustard.
Mike:......Okay, anyway, I think I have an idea that would work once a year if Missy and others helped out.
Shane: What?
Mike: Well, your head would explode if I told you it, but in the end you could go back to the BBS world for a week at a time during Trey and Matts vacation days between runs and/or seasons. Moon would need to help as well.
Shane: Sounds cool.
Mike: I'm going to tell them to. Bye.
He left.
The kids just came up.
Stan: I would like to take this book out.
He gave me a copy of "The great big book of Porn".
Shane: You lie this?
Stan: no, but Kenny was banned from the library for-
Shane: I remember. I had to clean that mess up.*Shudders*Okay, I'm not allowed to let you have this, but take it with you.
Stan: Thanks.
He leaves.
Shane goes back to thinking about what Mike said.
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* Shane, I think I am going to go and start the thread that will contain the sequel to our story *
missycartman
*moon i had a similar idea to yours aboot metal and his parents *
*i also think C&C should help us finish this story off too *
Shane really wanted to stay in south park , but he also knew he was going to miss everyone from the BBS board , he decided to go and ask chef.
meanwhile , the clearing up had also been done , then there was a knock on the door .....
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Shane walks up to Chef's house and knocks on the door. Chef answered.
Chef- Who are you?
Shane- i work at the library. I'm friends with Stan and his friends.
Chef-Oh, um, how can i help you?
Shane-I need some advice...........
*2 Hours later*
Shane- Umm, thanks Chef.
He leaves.
Chef- Hope that helped.
Shane- Well, his twenty-seven different songs were certainly off-topic, but he did have some good advice. Yes, once a year I cabn go back to the BBS world. Well, I still have THREE MONTHS left in this run, so i better get home.
Craig-and-Clyde
A man in a suit was standing there when C&C opened up the door, it was the building manager. "Hello we have had some complaints about noise last night, and something about a party. The suite you rented can legally hold up to four people, you didn't have more than for in here last night did you?"
..."Of course not sir," C&C said as he motioned his new friends into the next room, "i just stayed in here all night and read"
"Excellent, well when you are ready come down stairs and pay your bill. It is under the name Metal as you requested."
The Manager left and walked down the hallway. C&C turned to his guests "Well guys this has been one hell of a party. Hopefully we can do it again next year, but we shouldnt threaten the fabric of the universe next time. And, I am sure glad that sticky situation with Metal's parents is ressolved. Perhaps it is for the best, Death is funny when it happens to people we hate, and besides if I raised a kid like metal, i'd want to be put out of my misery too. OK guys and gals, see you around."
C&C grabs his coat and walks out the door
This ends Book I of ...something. Venting maybe.


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There was a Venting Story 2 and even part of a 3, but I guess those are lost to the internet sands of time.
Stan: Oh my god, they killed kenny!
Kyle: You B*****d!
Kelly: Who?!
Stan: You know,"They"
Kelly: Arn't you going to help him?
Kyle: Help him?

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Re: The Venting Story (A 2004 SP BBS Collaboration)

Postby Beard » Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:27 pm

No way, this is what M00ndragon was talking about, dude cool!

How abput you post the whole thing, then we can add more?
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Re: The Venting Story (A 2004 SP BBS Collaboration)

Postby Big-Will » Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:57 pm

I don't think he has those parts, if they're lost in cyberspace, and this board's archives don't have them either.
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Re: The Venting Story (A 2004 SP BBS Collaboration)

Postby kennyfan_24 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:12 am

Well, this is the whole thing. This was the first Venting story. We then did two others (different stories), but no one thought to save them. They are most likely gone for good.
Stan: Oh my god, they killed kenny!
Kyle: You B*****d!
Kelly: Who?!
Stan: You know,"They"
Kelly: Arn't you going to help him?
Kyle: Help him?

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Re: The Venting Story (A 2004 SP BBS Collaboration)

Postby M00ndragon69 » Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:51 am

Glad you liked it Beard..We had fun writing it. I think we were writing it for like 2 months or so. I remember a little about the second one..There were the Gods from Norse mythology, and Shane died for awhile, and Jamez became evil, and it turned out Jamez Missy and I were gods..

We should write another one.
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Re: The Venting Story (A 2004 SP BBS Collaboration)

Postby Beard » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:29 pm

The idea is great, I think it sounds like a whole lot of fun, you guys say you liked writing it.
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Re: The Venting Story (A 2004 SP BBS Collaboration)

Postby missycartman » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:30 am

:D still as sweet as the day(s) we wrote it :D
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Re: The Venting Story (A 2004 SP BBS Collaboration)

Postby M00ndragon69 » Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:02 am

Since we have the continue the story thread in offtopic, I am bumping this mother f*cker up. ...
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Re: The Venting Story (A 2004 SP BBS Collaboration)

Postby iloveyouguys » Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:54 am

Whoa! This looks super awesome.
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