Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

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Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby jewlover » Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:27 pm

Story 1:
(at stan's house playing video games)
ring, ring
Stan: I'll get it. Hello?
Wendy: Hi Stan.
Stan: Oh hi Wendy.
Wendy: Stan, I can't go to the movies with you tomorrow.
Stan: Why not?
Wendy: I'm taking this girl i met today instead. She's really nice you'll meet her in school.
Stan: Ok
Wendy: Bye Stan.
Kyle: Who was iit?
Stan: Wendy. I'm not going to the movies with her tomorrow.
Kenny: Why the f*ck not?
Stan: She's taking this new girl she met today.
Cartman: Haha! That sucks! You got beat out by a f*cking girl! Hahaha!
Stan: Shut up Cartman.
(in the classroom)
Mr. Garrison: Alright children, let's take our seats. We have new student today.
Kenny: It must be that chic Wendy went with!
Mr. Garrison: Come on in Kera. Everyone say hi.
(Kera walks in an all the boys get hearts around their heads, even Stan until Wendy smacks him)
All boys: Hello Kera.
Mr. Garrison: Well, that's different. Kera, why don't you take a seat next to Kyle for me. Luckily, the school got some god damn funding so we could get more desks.
(Kera goes over and sits down)
Kera: Hi Kyle. Wendy told me about you and Stan.
(Kyle is shocked)
Kyle: uh, uh, hi there..
Craig: If i could have a hot girl sit next to me in class, I would be so happy.
(at the bus stop the next day)
Kenny: Did you see that new girl? She's f*cking gorgeous!
Stan: Whatever.
Cartman: Stan, you like her too. Weny had to smack you in class!
Stan: No I don't.
Kenny: No, he's just pissed cause she stole Wendy.
Stan: Thanks Ken. You should ask her to that dance on Friday Kyle.
Kyle: Yeah umm sure.
Cartman: Kyle, neither you or Kenny are good for her. Kenny, you're a poor piece of sh*t that's addicted to sex and drugs,
Kenny: Hey! f*ck you Cartman!
Cartman: and Kyle, well you're just a f*cking jew.
Kyle:Shut up fat ass! Religion doesn't matter!
Cartman: Yeah it does!
Kyle: No, because her sister is half Jewish, so she doesn't care!
Kenny: How the f*ck do you know that?!
Kyle: Umm, I was kinda talking to her yesterday.
Stan: Wow! Did you ask her to the dance?
Kyle: Yeah, she's going with me.
Cartman: Oh.. My... F*cking... God!!!! It's Beauty and the Jew!
Come on Kenny we gotta tell everyone!
Kyle: What? No! God damn it Cartman!

this is my first fan fic, so take it easy, but please comment! more soon, i'm working on it!
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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby King Of Canada » Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:44 am

Why does SP have so many Mary Sues who bump threads to get views? My New fic sin't getting attention now :cry:
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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby jewlover » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:26 am

part 2
(in the hallways at school)
Butters: Hey guys! Kyle, is it true your gonna tounge Kera at the dance?
Kyle: What? No! Where did you hear that?
Butters: Eric told me. He also said that you were gonna try to convert Kera to your Jew rat ways and you must be stopped!
Stan: Butters, you can't listen to that kind of crap.
Kyle: God damn it, is Cartman telling everyone this?
Butters: Sure, he's got posters up about how you and Kera are together and says you guys are having 3 way party's at your house, whatever that means.
(cartman walks up)
Cartman: Hey, what's going on you guys?
Kyle: Why the hell are you spreading rumors about me?
Cartman: Oh well sorry! It's not my fault that you're being a jew and stealing the hot chics at school!
Stan: Cartman, you wouldn't even be able to get a girl if you wanted to.
Cartman: Hey! Stan, you can go f*ck yourself!
(at lunch girls table)
Wendy: So Kera, are you really going to the dance with kyle?
Kera: Yeah it's true.
Red: Wow I really thought you'd go for Token or Tweek or something.
Kera: No I went for kosher boy. And what a hot ass!
Bebe: You got that right, sister!
Red: But have you heard the rumors going around?
Kera: Yeah, but I don't care. Who listens to Cartman anyway?
Wendy: Well, only Butters, but he's a little pussy anyways.
Bebe: Yeah
(at lunch boys table)
Stan: What do you think they talk about?
Token: Probably just about how cute shoes are and crap like that.
Kyle: But what if they talk about us? What we look like. Who's a pussy and who's cute?
Butters: Well if they do i'm definitely not a pussy.
Cartman: Butters, when you're not a pussy, you're a fag.
Stan: Don't worry about it dude, Token's right.
Cartman: Yeah girls are dumb bitches.
Stan and Kyle: Hey! Don't talk that way about our girlfriends!
Butters: I'm not a fag.

More to come soon!
Last edited by jewlover on Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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She'd like that.

So would I. I'm just that good


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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby jewlover » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:01 pm

Part 3:
(at Kenny's house, playing monopoly)
Stan: So Kenny, who are you going to the dance with?
Kenny: Red
Cartman: Really? You could've done better.
Kyle: Shut up fatass, you're probably going with a freaking cheesy poof!
Kyle, Kenny, Stan: Hahahaha!
Cartman: hey that's not funny you guys!
Stan: then who you going with?
Cartman: My online girlfriend Jackie.
Kenny: Is she cute?
Cartman: yeah she's f*cking gorgeous.
Kyle: What did you do? send her a pic of Brad Pitt saying it's you?
Cartman: Hey! it wasn't Brad Pitt, it was Johnny Depp, sexiest man of thee year!
Kyle: Yeah, cause if you sent her a real picture, she'd have a heart attack from your uglyness.
Stan, Kyle Kenny: Hahaha!
Cartman: You know Kyle, if you make fun of me one more time, i'll come over there and kick the sh*t out of you!
Kyle: Like you could fatass
Cartman: Oh you challenging me? Well then come on bring it! Bring it you little pussy!
(Kyle goes over and punches him in the face)
Cartman: Waaaaa! Waaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaa!
(at the dance)
Stan: there she is. over with Wendy.
(Kyle and Stan walk over to them)
Kera: Hey Stan, hey Kyle.
Wendy: What's up?
Stan: Wanna dance?
(a slow song comes on and everyone gets in couples and dances)
Cartman: Where is she?
Kenny: Your date hasn't shown?
Cartman: Not yet. You?
Kenny: Red got sick.
Cartman: Here she is!
(a slick black Mercades pulls up and a cute brunette with a black dress comes out)
Jackie: Eric? Is that you?
(she runs over to Kenny)
Cartman: Umm i'm Eric.
Jackie: Eww, you don't look like Johnny Depp!
(she turns back to Kenny)
Jackie: What's your name cutie?
Kenny: Um, um, Kenny.
(she pulls Kenny over and kisses him)
Kenny: What the f*ck!
Jackie: Wow, you're a good kisser!
See you later Eric!
(They run off)
Cartman: God damn it!!
(inide at the end of the dance)
Kera: Wow, i had fun tonight.
Kyle: Me too.
(she kisses him)
Kyle: Wow.
(Wendy and Stan walk over)
Wendy: Kera, my dad's here to pick us up.
Kera: Ok, bye Kyle!
(they leave and everyone starts going)
Stan: Did she kiss you?
Kyle: yeah. it was awesome.
(Kenny walks over with Jackie)
Kenny: Hey guys.
Stan: Who's she?
Kenny: My new online girlfriend
Kyle: She ditched Cartman?
Jackie: Yeah, he f*cking ugly as hell. Not like Kenny.
(she kisses Kenny yet again)
Stan: This is pretty f*cked up right here.
Kyle: But you know, i learned something today. Today i learned that we can can be taken over by girls and their looks, so we gotta be careful, because they can be real bitches if they want to.
Stan: Yeah
Jackie: What was that?
Stan: Oh nothing. Lets go home
Kyle: Yeah. But where's Cartman?
(cartman's room)
Cartman: Waaa! Why did she leave me? I thought she liked me! Waaaa! Girls are such dumb bitches!
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She'd like that.

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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby evilcupcake72 » Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:57 pm

haha" it's beauty and the jew" lol
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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby jewlover » Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:18 pm

thanks for the feedback people, more stories are coming soon, don't worry!
Niels0827 wrote:Ke$ha can blow my rod.

She'd like that.

So would I. I'm just that good


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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby jewlover » Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:19 pm

ok, here's the new story. i was thinking we need mor fat ass kicking, so this is a little revenge story:
(at school)
Mr. Garrison: alright children, settle down. Now today we will be learning about what a dick the new guy for the Bachelor is.....
(kera walks in late)
Kera: Sorry i'm late sir! My dog died and we had to bury it this morning.
Mr. Garrison: That's okay Kera, sorry about your dog.
(on her way to her seat she gives Kyle a kiss on the cheek and sits down leaving Kyle blushing and flustered. Kenny sighs)
Cartman: What the hell! she gets off that f*cking easy cause her god damn dog died?! (wait, is Kenny jealous? hmmmmm)
(later at reccess)
(kenny is sitting on a bench looking at Kyle and Kera, when Cartman walks over)
Cartman: Haha, you like her, don't you?
Kenny: Well duh, so does every f*cking guy in our grade!
Cartman: well jesus Kenny, don't be such a douche about it! I have a plan for you. How would you like to make out with that little jewlover?
Kenny: What! But she's with Kyle, and he's my friend! It wouldn't be right!
Cartman: I'll give you 20 bucks for it.
Kenny: Deal. What's the plan?
Cartman: Okay, so Kera's gonna be going to the boys locker room to get Bebe's "missing" makeup bag she thinks one of the boys stole today during gym.
Kenny: Ok
Cartman: You're gonna be waiting for her there. You can do what you want with her until me and Kyle walk in to change early. Kyle will see you two, and you get the rest, right?
Kenny: This doesnt seem right.
Cartman: Just work with me, you poor peice of sh*t!
Kenny: I don't know...
Cartman: 40 bucks.
Kenny: Ok! We're in buisness!
(the next day after the plan goes through successfully. in Kyle's room)
knock, knock
(Kyle has his head down on his desk)
Kyle: Come in
(Stan walks in)
Stan: Kyle, about the thing yesterday,
Kyle: I don't f*cking care. I get it. She wants Kenny now.
Stan: No, Kenny told me something. Cartman arranged it.
Kyle: WHAT!!!!!!
Stan Cartman paid Kenny to set Kera up like that right before you walked in. He felt guilty, so he told me.
Kyle: I am going to f*cking kill him! I'm gonna teach that fat f*ck a lesson!
Stan: You need to come with me.
Kyle: Why?
Stan: (with a smile) Kera had the same idea. She's already got a plan. Your gonna flip. Kenny's in on it too.
Kyle: Sweet, lets go!
(they walk out, both physced)
(In Kera's room. Kenny and Kera are sitting next to each other looking over a piece of paper)
Stan: Got him.
Kenny: Sorry Kyle. No hard feelings, right?
Kyle: Sure yeah.
Kera: Trust me Kyle, love, i had nothing to do with it.
(she walks over, gives him a kiss)
Kyle: Sorry for yelling at you.
Kera: It's ok.
(they all sit down)
Kera: Ok, down to buisness. So tomorrow night, Cartman will be home alone with his mom at a party.
Kenny: Hehe, slut.
Kera: Bebe couldn't make it, but she will be asking Cartman to the movies. That will give Kenny time to do his work.
Kyle: Escuse me, nut what is Kenny's "work"
Kera: Pretty much sneak in, set up a drug scene, so it will make it look like Cartman's been doing drugs when we call the police.
Kyle: What! The police?!
Kenny: Awww, i thought i got to acctually do the drugs!
Kera: No, you must stay sober to knock him out!
Kyle: oooh, can i knock him out?
Kera: Sure, whatever,
Kenny: Yay! Then i can do the drugs!
Stan: (doing an impression of Mr. Mackey) Drugs are bad, mmkay!
All: Hahaha!
Kera: Ok, so Stan, then you accually give him some acid while he's out, then we scram and call the police.
Kyle: Sounds good to me!
Stan: It gets better! They'll take him off to jail, and there's only one one cell open with a jailmate in it.
Kera: The guy's a pedophile, and cartman's going to have to stay the whole night until his mom comes in the morning.
Kyle: Umm, you thought of this yourself?
Kera: No Kenny thought of the jail thing.
(Kenny chuckles)
Kera: And before his mom gets there, i'll pay him a little visit. He's going to be a lot nicer in school to me, lets put it that way. and if not..... (gets an evil grin on her face)
Stan: Dude, your girlfriend almost as bad as Wendy when she gets pissed.
Kyle: I know dude, i know.
Okay, yes it's a little weird idea my brain put togther (as crazy as my brain is after all) but Cartman is getting whats coming to him. More soon!
Niels0827 wrote:Ke$ha can blow my rod.

She'd like that.

So would I. I'm just that good


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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby evilcupcake72 » Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:10 am

haha cute!
hey if anybody has some ideas for my new fan fic please help a sistah out
the preview is out right now
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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby evilcupcake72 » Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:48 am

hey! thanx for the comment!
if u read my next couple of fan fics you'll learn that Mandy and Kyle's relashionship has a lot of twists and turns but they always pull through :D
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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby jewlover » Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:53 am

no prob! and ok, i'll be sure to read that! oh, and thank you for all the positive feedback on my fanfic!
Niels0827 wrote:Ke$ha can blow my rod.

She'd like that.

So would I. I'm just that good


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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby jewlover » Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:45 am

okay, here is part 2 of "Kera's Revenge." Yes, her evil plan is coming together! :chaos:
(in the halls)
(bebe walks over to cartman)
Bebe: Hey cartman.
Cartman: What do you want, ya dumb bitch?
Bebe: (pissed off) Well i was gonna ask if you wanted to go to the movies with me tonight, but your being a dick so..
(she starts to walk away)
Cartman: Wait! You accually WANTED to go to the movie with me?
Bebe: Yeah, is that so shocking?
Cartman: Well, um no! of course i'll go with you!
Bebe: Good. be there at 7, ok?
Cartman: Ok!
(Bebe walks over to Kera)
Bebe: Mission acomplished.
Kera: Good. Thanks for doing this Bebe.
Bebe: oh, no problem. i'm just hope i'll be able to keep in my laughter knowing that Cartman will probably be raped or worse later tonight.
Kera: Haha! Yeah, hopefully if all goes well.
(at reccess)
Cartman: Guys, you wont beleive who just asked me out!
(all three look at each other already knowing)
Stan: who?
Cartman: Bebe!
Kyle: Well, at least you got someone finally. Not like it will last.
Kenny: Or even happen again!
(all but cartman laugh)
Cartman: Hey! There was Jackie!
Stan: Till Kenny took her!
Cartman: God damn it you guys!
(at cartman's house that night)
Kera: Is everything set?
Kenny: Yup!
Kera: Kyle, you got the baseball bat?
(Kyle swings it around a few times)
Kyle: Ready!
Stan: Shhh! Hide, here he comes!
(a car pulls up and cartman walks out and procedes to the door mumbling)
Cartman: Well that was weird. she couldnt stop giggling. Crazy bitch.
(he turns on the light and kyle hits him in the head with the bat. After he's knocked out, kyle continues to hit him, eventually throwing the bat away and beating the sh*t out of cartman with his bare hands until he is bleeding and kenny runs over and stops him)
Kera: Ok kyle, that's enough, though it was very entertaining!
Stan: I'll get the acid. Why is it neccesarry anyways?
Kera: One, so it'll wake him up when the police get here. Two, so he will be tripping, so it looks like he accually did the drugs. Three, i'm hoping it will kill some brain cells.
(they give him the acid, and leave)
Kenny: He should be waking up soon.
Stan: Call the police
(kyle dials 911)
Operater: 911, whats your emergency?
Kyle: My friend has been doing drugs, he's acting weird, and i'm scared!
Operater: Police will be there soon, don't worry. (hangs up)
(5 mins later police go inside house and drag out cartman who is obviously high and swearing insults while they drag into the police car)
Kera: Woo Hoo! now we just gotta get in there, clean up, and leave a fake note for his mom.
(they all start celebrating and go back inside to finish the job)
Ok folks! He is almost punished! the shocking next part may be full of crazy surprises, so hold on!
Niels0827 wrote:Ke$ha can blow my rod.

She'd like that.

So would I. I'm just that good


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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby kieranic » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:13 pm

Nice Work! I read every bit of it :cartmansmile:
Kenny's awesome :unhoodedkenny: :assface:
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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby evilcupcake72 » Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:23 am

haha

REVENGE!!!!!! :mrgreen:
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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby jewlover » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:29 am

ok! here's part 3. i decided to do some from cartman's point of veiw. don't worry, it doesnt get too in depth, if you know what i mean.
(in the police car)
Cartman: Umm, why the f*ck am i here? (is that police guy a unicorn?) Aww dude, i am tripping major balls!
Policeman: That's why your here, you little druggie.
Cartman: Wait, but i was at the movies, wasn't i? (jesus, where are all these god damn colors coming from?!)
Policeman: Settle down kid
Cartman: Wait, maybe it was kyle.... f*cking jew... but why, ugh i dont know..(why do i feel so physced and happy? i'm in a f*cking police car.)
(they pull up at the jail and walk inside. the acid is wearing off..)
(one man puts cartman on a bench and turns to the policeman)
Man: So, what did this kid do?
PM: got caught with drugs. he had it all. Acid, Robatusson, pot, paint, ect.
Man: Why dont we just call his mom?
PM: she's not at the house, no cell phone
Cartman: She's a party, the f*cking whore.
Man: I just feel a little bad, putting him in with the pedo, you know?
PM: yeah, but its only for a night.
Cartman: Pedo, what? You mean like child melester?!
(they put him in the cell)
Cartman: No! God damn it! Get me out of this sh*t hole!
(the man leaves, and the PM goes to the back office. after a few minutes, snoring can be heard)
Cartman: He's f*cking asleep! The dick head!
Pedo: Oooh, your a little tough guy...
Cartman: No! Go back to Dateline where you belong, you f*cking rapist! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(back at cartmans house, they hear the scream)
Stan: What the hell was that?
Kera: Ahhhhh, sweet revenge!
Kyle: You think?
Kera: Oh, i know.
(Her phones rings)
Kera: Hello? Oh hi Bebe! Did you hear that?
Bebe: Oh, clear as a bell! i think tonights gonna be a good night!
Kera: Oh, i know and in morning, oh i cant wait to see his face!
Bebe: Ooops! gotta go! i think Wendy's calling. Bye Kera! (hangs up)
Kenny: I cant believe we accually did it.
Kyle: it feels great he's gonna learn is lesson.
Kera: We'll just have to wait and see, wait and see.
(6:30 am. Kera and Kyle walk into jail)
(Cartmans shirt is torn, he's bloody, and is very tired/depressed and very pissed off. pedo in corner, knocked out)
Cartman: What the f*ck are you doing here, you f*cking jews?
(Kyle starts laughing hysterically at the sight)
Cartman: Hey! Shut your god damn jew mouth!
Kera: Officer may we talk with him alone?
PM: sure no prob
(PM leaves leaving them alone)
Kera: Oh hello fat ass, enjoy your night?
Cartman: What the f*ck do you mean! i was f*cking raped ALL night because of your boyfriend!
Kyle: *snicker*
Kera: Haha! You really think Kyle did all of it?
Cartman: Who else? Wait, you f*cking b*tch!
Kera: Yes it was me. All of us, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Bebe. We all contributed.
Cartman: My date was a setup too?!
Kera: You really think Bebe would go out with you? Hope you learned your lesson.
Cartman: WHAT F*CKING LESSON! you call being aressted for drugs, then being raped all night a LESSON!!!! WHAT LESSON!!!
(she leans in close)
Kera: If you ever f*ck with me again, i will murder you. Wipe your bloody, torn body all over the street, and beat your ass so hard, you'll wish you never had it to begin with. thta's if you ever f*ck with me, or Kyle, again! Got it?
(by this time, Kera had him pinned to the ground and he was crying)
Kyle: Woa, dude!
Cartman: Yess, *sob* yess, i'm so sorry!
Kera: Again please?
Cartman: I'm so sorry for ever messing with you *sniffle* and i will never do it again!
Kera: Good. Here's some clean clothes, your mom thinks you slept over at Kenny's. Prepare to say that in front of everybody today in school.
Cartman: WHAT!
(punches him)
Kera: Swear over your dead body you will apologize and say you learned your lesson, you fat piece of sh*t.
Cartman: i swear i will!
Kera: Good. see you in school.
(she exits, but Kyle hangs behind without Cartman noticing)
(cartman pulls his hand up from behind his back and he had his fingers crossed the whole time)
Cartman: *sniffle* Hahahaha! *sniffle* Dumb bitch! Hahahaha!
Kyle: You son of a b*tch! You fat, lying assh*le!
Cartman: Oh f*ck!
(Kyle rund over swearing and starts beating the sh*t out of Cartman till the PM comes and pulls them apart)
The last part shall be revealed soon! Hope you enjoy!
Last edited by jewlover on Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:31 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Niels0827 wrote:Ke$ha can blow my rod.

She'd like that.

So would I. I'm just that good


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Re: Kyle Gets a Girlfriend

Postby kieranic » Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:52 am

Haha, Jesus Christ he got his comeuppance :o
Even though I'm pretty sure the PM would've broken up any raping, it was awesome :chaos:

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