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stans cousin( episode idea!)i suck @ spelling

Postby evilcupcake72 » Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:09 pm

ACT I

Setting(its monday when Stan comes back from school, and recieves exciting news from his dad)

Randy: hey stan! guess who's coming to live with us for a while!
Stan: (sighs) i don't know who?
Randy: your favorite cousin Mandy!!
Stan:( with excited look on his face) really Mandy's coming to live with us AWSOME!!!!!!
Shelly: aww man! i hate that little trouble making bitch( swollows spit)
Stan: shut up Shelly your just jealous because Mandy is way cooler than you will ever be!
Randy: now Stan, even though that is true, you shouldn't be mean to your sister and Shelly, Mandy is having a hard time right now what with her dad dead and her mom running around with that trucker....
ACT II
Setting( Stan calls the gang and tells them his exciting news)
Stan: hey guys
Cartman: hey Stan what ever your calling about let's try and keep it quick, terrence and philip is coming on and i dont want to miss this one
Stan: whatever Cartman, you might really apreciate this news
Kyle: what is it Stan?
Stan: MANDY IS COMING!!!!
( EVERYBODY CHEERS)
Stan: isn't it awsome, we havent seen her in so long and...
Cartman: dude, we don't here that crap, were excited because her cousin is a hot kick-ass babe!
Stan: EWWW CARTMAN THATS SICK!!!!!
Kyle: well Stan, he's kind of telling the truth
Kenny: hells yeah he is
Stan: so you guys all think my cousin is hot?
Everybody except Stan: DUHHH!!!!!
Stan: ok, but you guys better not fight over or any of that dumb- ass crap you got that?
Cartman: we can't promiss that Stan, babes go overwelmingly crazy when they approach my sexyness, poor things just cant help themslves
Kyle: shut up fatass you know she dosen't like you!
Cartman: whatever Kyle! she's just nice to you because youre a f*ckin jew!!!!!!!
Kyle: Cartman i will f*ckin kill you!
Stan: oh jesus she isn't even here yet and you guys are already fighting over her..
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Re: stans cousin( episode idea!)i suck @ spelling

Postby evilcupcake72 » Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:44 pm

ACT III

setting: its the next day and all the fourth graders hear the news of Mandy coming, of course all the boys are waiting outside the front door
Bebe: I really don't understand what the big deal is, what's so great about this girl?
*GASP*
Cartman: are you freakin kidding me Bebe, they say that one time Mandy Marsh dosen't do push ups, she pushes down on the ground
Kyle: they say that Mandy Marsh drank a whole bottle of nyquil,it made her blink
Cartman: they say that one time Mandy Marsh and Chuck Norris got in a fight, Chuck Norris was crying in a fetal position for weaks until his family took him to therapy
Bebe: oh bull crap I bet non of that is really true, I mean she's related to Stan how exciting can she be?
Stan: HEY!
[Mr. Garrison walks in the room]
Mr. Garrison: all right children lets all settle down whats all the excitment about?
Stan: my cousin is coming
Mr. Garrison: HOLY CRAP MANDY MARSH IS COMING TO SOUTH PARK!
Cartman: i know im excited too
Mr. Garrison: she is totally bad-ass!
Bebe: *moan*
[knock on the door]
Mandy: hello?
COME IN!
Mandy: hi everybody!
[ all the boys have a shocked look on their face]
Kyle:[ oh my god, she's even prettier than before]
Kenny: HOT DAMN!!!
Mr. Garrison: *squeals* welcome to South Park Mandy, im your new teacher Mr. Garrison
Mandy: well damn, you seem kinda nice, Stan usually tells me that your a weird ass hole
[ Garrison gives Stan a dirty look]
Mr. Garrison: ok Mandy, just go ahead and sit were you like
Cartman: OHH OHH SIT BY ME MANDY!!!!!!
Clyde: NO SIT BY ME!!!!
Cartman: DAMNIT CLYDE I KNEW HER WAY LONGER THAN YOU, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!
Mandy: uh.. thats ok i'll just by Stan and Kyle
Stan: Mandy! I've missed you so much!
Mandy: oh god i've missed you to Stan!
Stan: now everything can be just like old times
Mandy: yeah! oh.. hi Kyle! How have you been doing?
Kyle: oh...uhhh...uhhh...
Mandy: well Kyle whats wrong cat got your tounge?
Cartman: No Mandy it's just Kyle loves you and wants to make sweet love to you in the moonlight
Kyle: SHUT YOUR F*CKING FAT FACE CARTMAN!!!
Mandy: ohhh Cartman.. i see your still the usual ass hole
Cartman: what ever baby you know you want me
Mandy: and Kenny judging by the way you have been looking at my ass the last five minutes your still the same too
Kenny: what? oh.. yeah
Mandy: oh and you must be Wendy, Stan's girlfriend?
Wendy: yeah
Mandy: oh wow you are as pretty as he says
Wendy: well..uh *giggles*
Mr. Garrison: Stan will you and your buddies shut the hell up and pay attention or am i to much of a weird ass hole to notice?
Stan: sorry Mr. Garrison
ACT IIII
setting: it's lunch time and Wendy introduces Mandy to all the girls

Wendy: ok and this is Bebe,
Mandy: hi!
Bebe: hmmph
Mandy: whoah! whats your problem
Bebe: me? WHATS YOUR PROBLEM
Mandy: fine, be a bitch

at the boy table....
Cartman: wow Stan your cousin is a babe, i think i have a shot
Kyle: what ever Cartman! She hates you!
Cartman: Kyle, you really have to get that sand out of your vagiana, she's oviously playing hard to get
Stan: what ever fat- ass
Craig: hey Stan, is it ok if I ask your cousin out
Stan: sure why not?
Cartman: what, NO YOU CAN'T CRAIG! EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU!
[ Craig flips Cartman off]
Cartman: DAMNIT CRAIG IM SO F*CKING SICK OF YOU!!!
Stan: i don't know, what do you think Kyle?
Kyle: well....
Mandy: Hi guys!
Stan: hi Mandy
Mandy: hey uhh... anyone know where i can get some smokes?
Stan: well, the goth kids usually hang outside by the trash cans smoking, ask them
Mandy: ok, THANKS because!

ACT V
setting: by the trash can were the goths hang out, Mandy approaches them

Henrietta: what the hell are you doing here?
Mandy: i just need some smokes
Red Goth: you smoke?
Mandy: hells yeah what do i look like some comformist pussy?
Tall Goth: i like her..
later..
Mandy: so after the cops came they asked about the donkey I just told them to go to the neighbors
Henrietta:ok?
Mandy: hey of you know a girl named Bebe?
Tall Goth: you mean that blonde hair comformist bitch?
Mandy: yeah, well for some reason she's like really jealous of me, any ways nice smoking with you
Red Goth: whatever..

ACTVI
setting: its after school and every one is waiting to see if Craig will ask Mandy out

Cartman: damn that Craig, stupid son of a bitch
Kenny: yeah!
Stan: calm down guys...what do you think Kyle....Kyle?
Kyle: [thoughts] [wow not only is she pretty, she's also really smart she got every question Mr. Garrison asked her right.. I think I might be in love..]
Stan: KYLE!
Kyle: oh..what?
Stan: Kyle are you ok, ever since Mandy came you've been all quite and shy
Cartman: isn't it ovious he loves...
Kyle: CARTMAN!
Cartman: wellllllllllllll!
Kyle: DAMNIT IM SERIOUS!!!!!!!!
Cartman:
Kyle and Mandy sittin in a tree
D-O-I-N-G I-T
first comes love then comes marridge than comes the baby in a baby carrige
thats not all, thats not all
Kyle is a jew so that makes him cheap, so Mandy left him because he wouldnt buy anything!
Kyle: CARTMAN THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!
Stan: no but seriously Kyle, if you like Mandy why don't you just go tell her?
Kyle: yeah..YEAH I WILL IM SICK OF HIDING!!!!!!!
Stan: good for you Kyle!!!!!!!
[Kyle walks toward Mandy, but finds it's to late]
Craig: so, you wanna go out because i think your pretty and stuff
Mandy: ok
TO BE CONTINUED.....
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Re: stans cousin( episode idea!)i suck @ spelling

Postby evilcupcake72 » Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:09 pm

ACT VII
setting: it's the next day after school and all the boys are at Stan's playing video games while Kyle glares at Craig and Mandy enviously

Kyle: look at them... you can tell by the look on her face that she dosen't like him, thats my arm thats supposed to be around her shoulder not his..he dosen't deserve her
Stan: Kyle, it's your turn
Kyle: whatever
[Bebe and Wendy come in the house]
Bebe: *whispering* ohh great it's her
Mandy: uh, hey be-otch, if you have something to say, say it to my face!
Bebe: fine, your an ugly over-rated whore and guys are only nice to you because they want to get you in bed!
Mandy:.....
Bebe: ha thought so....
[Mandy throws the game spear controler at Bebe's head then attacks her when Stan breaks up the fight and holds Mandy back]
Bebe: whatever im leaving!
Mandy: that's right bitch you better run!
Bebe: whatever, come on Wendy..
Wendy: no!
Bebe: Wendy!
Wendy: Bebe you have been nothing but rude to Mandy ever since she moved here only because of jelous spite, and until you get over this immature rage, i want nothing to do with you!
Bebe:FINE!*slams the door and leaves*
[Mandy leaves and goes to her room]
Stan: well, Craig aren't you going to go do something?
Craig: like what?
Kyle: i'll go talk to her
Cartman: watch out Craig Kyle is gonna try to steal your woman!
Kyle: shut the f*ck up Cartman!
ACT VIII
setting: Kyle walks in Mandy's room only to fing her crying on her bead

Kyle: Mandy?
Mandy: oh *sniffel* hi Kyle
Kyle: wow, your even beautiful when your crying
Mandy: oh Kyle you have always been so sweet and caring
Kyle: so, whats wrong?
Mandy: well, I kind of regret my impulse decidtion of going out with Craig, I guess since my dad died I needed to feel like a man loved me but Craig dosen't love me and he has the depth of a envolope covered in monkey sh*t
Kyle: well, why dont you go out with a guy that does love you and care about you?
[theres an awkward silence when Kyle and Mandy slowly move toward each other and kiss]
Kyle and Mandy: wow
Mandy: well, i think i need to go out with Craig a little longer, you know? I don't want to hurt his feelings
Kyle: well, i'll wait for you, even if it takes months!
Mandy: oh Kyle
[Mandy and Kyle kiss again, when suddenly they see Cartman standing outside the door]
Mandy: Cartman! what the F*ck are you doing here!
Cartman: oh boy saw everything! Wait till i tell Craig, I wonder what he will have to say!
Kyle: NO CARTMAN PLEASE!!!!!
Mandy: YEAH, WE'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!!!
Cartman: hmmmm... anything?
Mandy: yes, anything!
Cartman: including kissing Wendy in front of everybody at school?
Mandy: WHAT THE F*CK!
Kyle: CARTMAN YOU PERVERT!
Cartman: HEY DON'T CALL ME A PERVERT WHEN YOUR SITTING ON MANDY'S BEAD SLIPPING HER THE TOUNGE!!!
Mandy: uhhh... fine i'll kiss Wendy infront of everybody at school if you promiss not to tell Craig about me and Kyle
Kyle: MANDY!!!!!!
Cartman: it's a deal, you have until Friday Mandy!!!!!!!
[Cartman shuts the door and you can hear his laughter in the hallway]
Kyle: THAT FAT-ASS PERVERT!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Mandy: don't worry Kyle, we'll get through this

ACT VIIII
setting: it's the morning and Mandy and Stan are getting ready for school, right now they're at the table eating breakfast

Mandy: Stan, can I ask you a question?
Stan: shoot
Mandy: can I kiss your girlfriend?
[ Stan starts chocking on his cereal and after Mandy gives him the hymlick manuever, she explains everything]
Stan: so you and Kyle..kissed?
Mandy: yes
Stan: wow, go Kyle, didn't think he had it in him!
Mandy: Stan!!!!
[ Randy walks in]
Randy: what's this I hear about kissing?
[Stan and Mandy explain everything]
Randy: so, Kyle kissed you?
Mandy: uggghh...yes
Randy: wow, didn't think the little guy had it in him
Stan: I know right!

[everyones is on the bus and Mandy is sitting by Craig on the bus, but her and Kyle are dreamingly looking at eachother from across the row]
Craig: so you didn't pack your lunch? that's ok Mandy, i'll let you have my hot dog
Cartman: well Craig, from what I hear Mandy likes kosher hot dogs
[Kenny, Stan and Cartman start giggling and Kyle gives them a dirty look]
Craig: what, what does that mean?
Mandy: uggh... nothing
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Re: stans cousin( episode idea!)i suck @ spelling

Postby evilcupcake72 » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:50 am

ACTVV
setting: its the next day in the cafeteria and Stan and Mandy approach Wendy to ask her their akward question

Wendy: Hi guys!
Stan: Hi Wendy, can I ask you a question
Wendy: what is it Stan?
Stan: Wendy, can you kiss Mandy in front of everyone at school tommorow?
[Wendy calls Stan a perverted son of a bitch and slaps him then Mandy quickly calms her down and explains everything]
Wendy: ok, i'll do it
Mandy: oh thank you Wendy!
[Kyle is at his house laying in his bed thinking]
oh my god Mandy is going to embarass herself infront of everybody at school tommorow, and its all my fault
i cant let her do this,i'm going to let Craig know the truth rather he likes it or not

[it's the next day and school is about to end]
Butters: hey fellers! Mandy Marsh and Wendy Testeburger are gonna kiss after school today
Clyde: aawwwwwsome!!
Jimmy: yeah some h-h-hot girl on girl action
[the bell rings and all the boys rush outside]
Stan: hey Kenny, have you seen Kyle any where?
Kenny: no, hey i can't sit here i got to get a good view of the kiss!
Stan: *moan*
Cartman: OK EVERYBODY ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR LIVES TO BE WORTH LIVING FOR!!!!
*CHEERS*
Kyle: STOP!!!!!!
Mandy: Kyle?
[Kyle approaches Mandy, grabs her and kisses her tenderly]
Girls: AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Boys:DAAMMMMMMMMMIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle: Mandy, I can no longer hide my feelings for you!!!!
Mandy: but what about Craig?
Kyle: F*CK CRAIG!!!!!!
Craig: HEY F*CK YOU KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!
[Kyle flips Craig off]
Craig: whatever
Red Goth: wow what a freakin happy ending
Tall Goth: it makes me want to barf!
Stan: so i guess you guys are going out now?
Mandy and Kyle: yep!


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Re: stans cousin( episode idea!)i suck @ spelling

Postby jewlover » Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:41 am

wow, that kicked major ass! you're really good at writing fan fics! jeez, that a great idea too, how long did that take you to write? like 2 hours? i loved the whole thing with bebe, and also the goth thing, thats cool too. this would make a great episode!
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Re: stans cousin( episode idea!)i suck @ spelling

Postby kieranic » Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:36 pm

As jewlover said, this would be a kickass episode :cartmanhappy:
You should write more fanfics, you're pretty good at them!

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