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The Imaginationlandish FanFiction

Postby southparkaddicted24 » Sat May 15, 2010 2:53 pm

WARNING: This story is going to be REALLY, REALLY weird and not make much sense. Like Stephanie Meyer, my story is based on a dream I had. Except, unlike Stephanie Meyer, my dreams are totally f***ed up and random as hell.

Anyways, last night I had this dream that there were many more episodes in season 6 then there actually are. Many, many more. Realize that I’m trying to make this sound dramatic when it really isn’t at all xD It was, like Imaginationland, a trilogy. Except, there were like, 5 to 9 episodes or some crazy sh*t like that. This, in all truth, is going to be a story someone wrote while on LSD. =P

(“I am the eggman…they are the eggmen…I AM THE WALRUS!” - The Beatles, “I Am the Walrus”)

Anyways, like Imaginationland - this story is going to be totally f***ed up, and will most likely be REALLY, REALLY weird, which is why the name of the story is called 'The Imaginationland FanFiction', since something this out of order and random can only take place in Imaginationland. xD

The first chapter will be posted either today, or tomorrow. Enjoy.

- Alex
R.I.P. Pip 4/21/10.
DAMN YOU MECHA STREISAND! You're not supposed to kill off anyone but Kenny, you bastard! I'm gonna miss that English, man.

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Re: The Imaginationlandish FanFiction

Postby IKyman » Sat May 15, 2010 3:30 pm

I assure your fanfic won't be weird, trust me my is way worst :)
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Re: The Imaginationlandish FanFiction

Postby Pip Tweek » Sat May 15, 2010 6:51 pm

I think it sounds pretty cooo :D .
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Re: The Imaginationlandish FanFiction

Postby Your Moms Fav Person » Sat May 15, 2010 11:18 pm

I haven't really read a trippy fanfic yet, but I sure do want to
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Re: The Imaginationlandish FanFiction

Postby southparkaddicted24 » Mon May 17, 2010 5:15 pm

The first chapter!! Ok, since I don’t remember my f***ed up dream in it’s entirety, I decided to make this story a mash-up of all my incredibly random dreams together. Enjoy!

(P.S. This chapter is NOTHING. It's basically the balloon ride into Imaginationland. The weirdness will come, I assure you.)

~

Chapter 1: “Red Toaster of Death”

Mr. Garrison: Okay, class, settle down. This is just a wilderness survival course. It was requested by the “school board,” by which of course I mean Mrs. Broflovski, that all classes should be taught wilderness survival in case they ever got lost in the woods themselves. And since no one wanted to piss her off again and cause another world war we just do what she asks.

Kyle: What are we even supposed to do in a wilderness survival class? It’s not like we’re ever going to use any of this stuff.

Stan: Yeah. Because whenever I go outside I take a compass with me in case I get lost. Isn’t this basically camping while Mr. Garrison sits around and does nothing?

Mr. Garrison: Now all of you split up and go wherever the hell you want while I watch The Pregnancy Pact on Lifetime.

Stan: Knew it.

Cartman:
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
Another little baby child is born
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto)
And his mama cries
Because if there’s one thing that she don’t need
It’s another little hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto
(In the ghetto) -

Kenny: Shut up, fat ass!

Cartman leans over the side of a small cliff to see a mysterious-looking object floating in the river below.

Cartman: I found something!

Kenny: What is it?

Cartman: I dunno.

Kenny: I think it’s a toaster.

Kyle: A toaster?

Kyle joins Kenny and Cartman, and Stan follows suit.

Stan: What would a red toaster be doing floating in the water?

Kenny: I’m gonna try to reach it.

Kyle: What would you want with a red toaster?

Kenny: No more frozen pop tarts, for one. Second, it’s free. It’s my early Christmas present.

Kyle: Um…it’s kind of wet. Wouldn’t it be broken?

Kenny: Then I rip people off on eBay.

Kenny reaches down into the river, only to fall. All of the sudden, a storm breaks out; a streak of lightning flashes across the sky and into the river, electrocuting Kenny to death.

Mr. Garrison: Children, get inside the van!

A tornado-like whip of water emerges from the river, threateningly moving towards the boys. They start to run, but the liquid-tornado seems to stretch out of the stream, following them. A strong pull of gravity that Isaac Newton would argue was impossible drags them into the middle of the monstrous fluid, swallowing the three boys as it descended back into the river.
R.I.P. Pip 4/21/10.
DAMN YOU MECHA STREISAND! You're not supposed to kill off anyone but Kenny, you bastard! I'm gonna miss that English, man.

Tina: You want a pretzel?
Artie: HELL yes woman! - Glee

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Re: The Imaginationlandish FanFiction

Postby southparkaddicted24 » Mon May 17, 2010 6:40 pm

The second chapter!! BTW, if none of you get the ‘Madeline’ reference…short explanation; Madeline is a kids’ book character that has been around since the 1930s, and, the joke is that she’s a ginger. xD Or a daywalker. Don’t really get a close look at her, she’s a simply-drawn cartoon. Anyways, enjoy!

~

Chapter 2: “Manatees Wear Tuxedos”

Kyle opens his eyes to see a dark, wet cave.

Kyle: What the - ?

He turns to see Stan, Cartman, and Kenny unconscious on the floor beside him.

Kyle: Stan? Stan, wake up.

Stan: Ugh, my head…where are we?

Stan looks around to see his surroundings.

Stan: Oh, fxck, is Al Gore looking for ManBearPig again?

Kyle shakes his head no.

Cartman: No…Madeline…no!

Stan: Yeah, we should probably wake them up.

Kyle begins kicking Cartman awake while Stan shouts at Kenny to wake up.

Cartman: Ow!

Kenny: Dude, what the fxck?!

Kyle: Yeah, they’re awake.

Kenny: Where are we?

Stan: Don’t know. The last thing I remember is being sucked into a tornado after you fell in the water.

Cartman: This is all your fault, Kyle!

Kyle: How is this my fault?

Cartman: Obviously you brought us to the Jew cave.

Stan pinches the bridge of his nose.

Stan: Oh, God, not this again.

Cartman: It makes sense, doesn’t it?!

Kyle: No.

Cartman: The reason why the economy is so bad is because the Jews took all of the money and hid it in their secret Jew cave below the outer layer of the Earth’s surface. The toaster was obviously their mechanism to enter the cave. When Kenny tried to get the toaster, the mechanism was triggered. But it could sense that we were all weren’t Jews, except for Kyle, so that’s why we were sent here in such a violent way. After Kyle discovered that we all hadn’t died in the process he warned his fellow Jews and they took away all of their Jew gold that they stole from the economy, and now…Kyle is about to kill us all.

Kyle: You’re a fxcking retard, Cartman.

Kyle begins to walk in a different direction. Stan and Kenny follow him.

Cartman: Where are you going?

Kyle: We’re getting out of here.

Stan: Yeah, screw you, we’re going home.

Kenny: Wait, I have to get something!

Kenny runs back into the corner and picks up the red toaster, then returns to Stan and Kyle.

Stan: Why would you need that?

Kenny: Protection.

Kyle: Against what?

Kenny: One thing you learn from living on the wrong side of the tracks is that someone who’s pissed off and ready to jump you can be anywhere.

Stan: So you’re using a toaster?

Kenny: Another thing you learn is that you can hit someone with any random object.

Cartman: No you can’t.

Kenny: Yeah you can. Here, just take this and hit me over the head with it.

Cartman takes the toaster from Kenny and hits him over the head with it. Kenny’s head starts to bleed, and then he falls over and dies.

Stan: That one really wasn’t as original.

The boys continue to walk until they come to a small lake. A manatee with a tuxedo on jumps out of the water.

Kyle: What the fxck?!

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: Oh, hello, boys! I see you have the toaster!

Stan: Um…

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: Well, may I have it?

Kyle: It’s…kind of our friend Kenny’s…

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: But isn’t he dead?

Stan: Yeah, but, he’ll be alive in like a few hours, so…

All of the sudden, two men with guns emerge from the depths of the cave.

First Guy With A Gun: Give us the toaster, manatee.

Second Guy With A Gun: You’ve been able to avoid us for a long time, but we’ve found out where your hiding place is. Now we know you have the toaster so hand it over!

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: Oh no! Boys, follow me!

The manatee jumps into the small lake, then disappears into the water.

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: Quick, the portal is about to close!

Kyle takes the toaster from Cartman and jumps into the lake. Stan does the same. But just as Cartman's about to jump in, the crystal-clear water turns into popcorn and stuffed animals.

Cartman: Da fxck is that?!

First Guy With A Gun: Damn it! We lost him!

Second Guy With A Gun: The kid might know where they’ve gone.

First Guy With A Gun: Okay, kid, we’re going to have to take you to see him. He’ll want to ask you some questions.

Cartman starts to run…
R.I.P. Pip 4/21/10.
DAMN YOU MECHA STREISAND! You're not supposed to kill off anyone but Kenny, you bastard! I'm gonna miss that English, man.

Tina: You want a pretzel?
Artie: HELL yes woman! - Glee

Samm & Mo rock.
5/18/10
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Re: The Imaginationlandish FanFiction

Postby jewlover » Tue May 18, 2010 1:44 am

Yay! *clap clap*

That was very good for a story hat came from a f*cked up dream! I really like it, especially since the story revolves around a toaster, my favorite household appliance :D
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Re: The Imaginationlandish FanFiction

Postby southparkaddicted24 » Tue May 18, 2010 7:57 pm

jewlover wrote :
> Yay! *clap clap*
>
> That was very good for a story hat came from a f*cked up dream! I really
> like it, especially since the story revolves around a toaster, my favorite
> household appliance :D

It actually is from a combination of MANY f*cked up dreams. xD Yes, the toaster. Ah, I believe that was my very first screwy dream out of many to come. I had it when I was 5, I think.

And I really like this story because it's this whole big inside joke with myself. Almost everything in it is from a dream; the cave, the tuxedo-wearing manatee, the popcorn, the red toaster, two guys with guns, etc. And even the things that aren't a dream, just mentioned in the story, such as Madeline and The Pregnancy Pact.

And no one will ever know how the hell all of this was part of many different dreams....unless they ask me. xD
R.I.P. Pip 4/21/10.
DAMN YOU MECHA STREISAND! You're not supposed to kill off anyone but Kenny, you bastard! I'm gonna miss that English, man.

Tina: You want a pretzel?
Artie: HELL yes woman! - Glee

Samm & Mo rock.
5/18/10
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Re: The Imaginationlandish FanFiction

Postby southparkaddicted24 » Tue May 18, 2010 8:46 pm

Paha, Hannah, I bet you 10 bucks that you can guess who the rest of the ‘team’ is xD.

~

Chapter 3: “sh*t Happens”

Stan looks around, confused.

Stan: Um, where the hell are we?

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: You’re in a Chinese restaurant.

Kyle: But ten seconds ago we were escaping from guys who were demanding that they have the toaster by jumping into a lake.

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: Yes, we were.

Kyle:…So?

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: ‘So’ what?

Kyle: How the fxck did we get here?!

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: Oh, we just randomly appeared here. That happens sometimes.

Stan: That’s sh*t.

Manatee: Then sh*t happens.

Stan: And that makes sense to you?

Kyle: Dude, what about this actually does make sense?

Stan:…Touché.

Kenny slides into the booth, next to Stan.

Kyle: Oh, hi Kenny.

Stan: Where have you been?

Kenny: Over there.

Stan: Oh.

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: Boys, you need to understand the truth about the toaster. Your friend is in great danger, and you must have all knowledge about the toaster before you can save him.

Kyle: But we hate him.

Stan: Yeah, we actually just want to go home.

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: Many years ago J.K. Rowling finished writing the first book in the Harry Potter series. But at first, the scorers’ stone was actually a toaster. The publisher said that a toaster didn’t seem wizard-y enough so she would have to change the toaster to another enchanted object, something not as random.

Stan: Don’t care, don’t care, don’t care…

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: So when the toaster was edited out of the story it was transferred to Imaginationland. When a portal to the imagination was opened the toaster managed to unnoticeably escape. After that, it was found by an evil man named Bob. Bob used its powers for mean things that weren’t good. Once he had found the toaster he put together an evil team, including Steve, Voldemort, that girl who played the weird chick in The Breakfast Club and two guys with guns.

Kyle: Can we please just -

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: But then a group of warriors who still protect the toaster to this day, along with Frosty the Snowman and Hello Kitty, were sent to retrieve the toaster from Bob’s very own planet in another galaxy.

Stan: His own planet?

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: Yes. Planet Bob.

Stan: For a story as random and weirdly different as this one that wasn’t very creative.

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: But today Frosty had the toaster with him. He was taking it back to us. You see, the reason he was in South Park is that it’s always cold there, therefore he’d never melt. But today there was no snow on the ground. The temperature was above forty degrees. So he melted and dropped the toaster in a river. And now, I’m afraid, the two guys with guns will inform Bob and the rest of his team…and capture the toaster.

Kyle: I think Kenny died of boredom.

Kyle pokes Kenny’s motionless corpse.

Stan: Yeah, he’s dead.

Manatee With A Tuxedo On: Here, I would like you to meet the team that keeps Bob’s partners in evil from getting the toaster.

From behind a door labeled ‘Staff Only’ in Chinese (which, of course, in Chinese is 职员仅仅), steps out Hello Kitty, Frosty the Snowman and -

Kyle and Stan: What the fxck?!

~

First Guy With A Gun: Kid, for the last time, where is the toaster?!

Cartman: Wait, da fxck is this?! Like, ten seconds ago I was getting away from you assh*les!
The second guy with a gun pointed it at Cartman.

Second Guy With A Gun: It’s called teleportation, kid, get used to it! Now tell us; where is the toaster?!

Cartman: I don’t know! Now let me get the fxck off of this chair!

First Guy With A Gun: This isn’t working. We need to bring in the boss.

A figure steps out of the shadows, smiling evilly.

Cartman: Oh my Jesus Christ monkey balls.
R.I.P. Pip 4/21/10.
DAMN YOU MECHA STREISAND! You're not supposed to kill off anyone but Kenny, you bastard! I'm gonna miss that English, man.

Tina: You want a pretzel?
Artie: HELL yes woman! - Glee

Samm & Mo rock.
5/18/10
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Re: The Imaginationlandish FanFiction

Postby jewlover » Tue May 18, 2010 9:26 pm

MR. HAT!

Right? No?

Ok then,

PROFESSOR LAYTON!

.........I think I fail
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She'd like that.

So would I. I'm just that good


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Re: The Imaginationlandish FanFiction

Postby southparkaddicted24 » Tue May 18, 2010 10:13 pm

jewlover wrote :
> MR. HAT!
>
> Right? No?
>
> Ok then,
>
> PROFESSOR LAYTON!
>
> .........I think I fail

Epic fail. xD
IDK who Professor Layton is,
And Mr. Hat never appeared in one of my dreams, so...
R.I.P. Pip 4/21/10.
DAMN YOU MECHA STREISAND! You're not supposed to kill off anyone but Kenny, you bastard! I'm gonna miss that English, man.

Tina: You want a pretzel?
Artie: HELL yes woman! - Glee

Samm & Mo rock.
5/18/10
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Re: The Imaginationlandish FanFiction

Postby jewlover » Tue May 18, 2010 10:36 pm

southparkaddicted24 wrote :
Epic fail. xD
IDK who Professor Layton is,

WHAT?!

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs31/300W/f/ ... sugiru.png

and you just got served
Niels0827 wrote:Ke$ha can blow my rod.

She'd like that.

So would I. I'm just that good


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Re: The Imaginationlandish FanFiction

Postby southparkaddicted24 » Wed May 19, 2010 2:06 am

jewlover wrote :
> southparkaddicted24 wrote :
> Epic fail. xD
> IDK who Professor Layton is,
>
> WHAT?!
>
>
> http://th04.deviantart.net/fs31/300W/f/ ... sugiru.png
>
> and you just got served

I'm sorry that I wasn't aware of his existence...

:O I just got pwned by a cartoon. xD
R.I.P. Pip 4/21/10.
DAMN YOU MECHA STREISAND! You're not supposed to kill off anyone but Kenny, you bastard! I'm gonna miss that English, man.

Tina: You want a pretzel?
Artie: HELL yes woman! - Glee

Samm & Mo rock.
5/18/10

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