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I wrote a fanfic guys!

Postby Its_me_kenny_mc » Tue Nov 10, 2015 2:41 am

"The Run"

[Trump campaign]

Trump: -f*ck you!

Cartman: No, no, no fuuuuuck you!

Trump: You can't say f*ck you to me I'm running for president!

Cartman: I'm running for president.

Trump: No you're not!

Cartman: yes I am!

Trump: You can't run for president!

Cartman: I believe I just did.

[School]

Butters: Take a button! Cartman 2016! Hi Annie vote for Cartman.

Annie: I'm 9.

Butters: Oh well uhhh

[Annie walks away]

Mr. Mackey: Eric Cartman and Butters Stotch to the uhhh principals office! M...M...M'Kay ,

PC: LOUDER MACKEY!

Mackey: uhhhhhh, sorry...

Cartman: aw What'd you do Butters?

Butters: nothing!

PC: NOW!

Cartman: Dammit.

[Principals office]

PC: Take a seat boys.

Butters starts to pee

Cartman: Ah Butters you're peeing!

PC: Woah woah that is not PC bro! One sec I gotta snapchat this. Lol!

PC takes photo of Butters

Butters: AGH sir...

PC: I've called you guys to my office because you can't tell people to vote for yourselves-you need to realize you both are 9.

Butters: I'll be ten in September!

[PC Principal slaps butters]

Butters: Uh!

Cartman: Jeez dude take a chill pill!

PC: Did you tell me to take a pill, bro?

Cartman: Wha nuh-

PC: What the hell do you think your telling me to do!

Cartman: dude I was telling you to chill out!

PC: GET THE f*ck OUT OF MY OFFICE!

The boys run out screaming

[Stan's house]

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Jimmy play video games

Jimmy: Aw dude sweet m-move.

Stan: Yeah hit X and Y at the same time.

Cartman: Awe f*ck you Kenny!

Kenny: (Don't blow my arm off then!)

Kyle stares pissed at Cartman

Cartman: Kyle stop looking weird at me!

Kyle: You can't just say you're running for running for president.

Cartman: Come to my rally tomorrow, I'll show you how it's done.

Cartman leaves

Kyle: That fat turd!

Stan: Oh Jimmy sweet combo move.

Kenny: (yeah!)

[Kyle's house]

Kyle walks in his dad's room

Kyle: Dad?

Gerald: Yeah Kyle?

Kyle: Can people just run for president.

Gerald: If they set their mind to it.

Kyle: What if the person is 10 years old?

Gerald: Then he can't.

Kyle: But I know this kid who is running for president.

Gerald: No he can't!

Kyle: But he has a lot of support and people want him to be our president!

Gerald: who?

Kyle: The Debate Club, The Computer Lab, teachers and the high schoolers and-

Gerald: Those are all children who can't vote.

Kyle: I'm pretty sure Ohio can vote.

Gerald: Ohio supports him?!

-Kyle runs out angry-

[Cartman's rally]

Cartman: Hello, Hello, Yes it's me...I want to make America awesome again!

People cheer

[Kyle bursts out of no where]

Kyle: STOP!

Kyle walks on stage

Kyle: You can't run for president! Do you people realize he's 10 years old!

Person in crowd: Why does the matter?

Cartman: Kyle pretty much every person in Ohio supports me!

Kyle: You know what I give up you win fatass.

Cartman: Ok coool get off my stage.

Kyle runs off

Cartman: No more minorities! No more high gas prices! Video games are cheaper at all wal-mart stores!

People cheer

[Trump rally]

Only 1 person comes

Trump: Uhhh where is everyone?

Steve: I'm here!

Trump: Well that's cool but where everyone else!

Trumps hair falls off.

Steve: Well if the hairs not real I'm out!

-Steve leaves-

Trump: dammit!

[Marsh House]

Stan sits on his couch and turns on TV

TV: We're sorry to inform Terrance and Phillip will not be shown-

[Stan turns of TV]

Stan: Dammit.

[Randy and Sharon barge in drunk]

Randy: CARTMAN

Sharon: Yeah!

Randy: Let's Party.

Stan: The election is in a year how are already excited for it!

-Randy burps-

Randy: Stan...uh yuhh see yeah that Trump is like-

-Randy barfs-

Sharon: CARTMAN 2016!

[Broflovski dining room]

Sheila: Kyle your little friend is running for president aren't you excited?

Kyle: He's not my friend! He says "f*ck you!" and leaves and that's his campaign!

Ike: CART-MAN!

[School]

Cartman: Vote for me!

Heidi: Ew no!

-Trump barges through the school doors-

Trump: Where is he!? Where's Eric Cartman!?

-Butters points to Eric-

Butters: Right Here

-Cartman gives butters the look-

-Trump runs to Cartman-

Trump: how come my supporters are down to 3 percent.

Cartman: Because I have the other 97%.

Trump: Why couldn't you have stayed outta the race!

Cartman: Because you are an assh*le! I hate you so very much and I just can't beat you! I must destroy you!

Trump: Wh-what?

Cartman: You see I've single handedly killed a kids parents and fed it to the kid as chili. What have you done? Say words that get you trouble?

Trump: I have…bigger ideas?

Cartman: No you don't! You racist, sexist, white assh*le!

Trump: I'm not…an assh*le....

Trump runs out crying

Craig: What a baby.

[November 2016]

Cartman: Hahahahahahahahaha I won!

Trump cries

Cartman: Unfortunately I'm too young to be a president which is why.....Duck President get up here! I hereby give my presidency to Duck President!

Trump: You can't do that!

Cartman: I can and I will

Trump: You-can't-do-that!

Cartman: I'm president I do what I want!

Duck President: QUACK!

[Marsh House]

Randy: Wha- wha what do you mean Cartman?

Kyle: What?

Sharon: WHYYYYY

-Sharon cries-

Stuart: It's okay Sharon...Duck president is still there!

Gerald: It's better than Trump...

Mackey: It sure…is!

Randy: Let's just wait till a simpler time.

Gerald: Or go back.

Dramatic music plays

Stephen: No Gerald that's retarded!

Duck President: QUACK

-Cartman wakes up-

Cartman: AHHH! Moooom?

Liane: Yes hon?

Cartman: Am I running for pres-i-deeent?!

Liane:No hon.

Cartman: Dammit.

[To be continued]

Duck President: QUACK






The Run Part 2- The Duckining

[Cartman is asleep]

[Kyle, Stan, Butters and Jimmy barge through]

Stan: Cartman?

Jimmy: Wakey Wakey or im gonna sh-sh-shakey.

[Cartman lays there]

Kyle: CARTMAN!

[Cartman rolls of his bed]

Cartman: Jeez dude what the hell was that?!

Stan: Why the hell is our president a duck?!

Cartman: Wha-What?

Butters: I thought you wanted to be president Eric.

Cartman: That was a dream.

Kyle: Here come look at the news.

[Kyle puts the news on his phone and shows Cartman]

Tom: Hi I'm Tim.

Tim: I'm Tim.

Tom: Oh yeah I'm Tom...

Tim: Anyways Tom...Did you here that the little f*cking fat little fat bitch was running president.

Tom: Tim jeez...we can't swear on TV.

Tim: f*ck you!

[Tom runs out]

Tim: RAAAAA!

[Tim takes off mask and it reveals that he's Donald Trump]

Trump: IM AFTER YOU CARTMAN!

[Kyle takes away]

Stan: See?

Cartman: How does he know my name?

Kyle: Because you need to know that Don-

[Jimmy plays on his phone and shuts out Kyle's lecture].

Stan: Wait...you think this is a dream?

Cartman: No I think it's turtle! What have been I saying!

Jimmy: Wait are we real?

Cartman: Yeah is just the president thing.

[Dogs start flying around Cartman's window]

Cartman: That was in the dream too.

Stan: What the f*ck is going on?

Kyle: Ohhh...what if anything Cartman dreams becomes real.

Stan: Hmmmmm....

Cartman: What?!

Kyle: Cartman go back to bed and dream someone more qualified is president...okay?

Cartman: ...dammit I hate you guys.

[Kyle looks at him pissed]

[cartman closes his eyes]

Cartman: AHHHH!

The boys: AHHH!

Stan: Wha-what happened?

Cartman: Uhhh Stan.

Stan: Yeah?

[Cartman rubs the back of his head and looks up]

Cartman: You won't be mad at me right?

Stan: What the f*ck did you do?

[a rock hits Cartmans window]

[The boys scream]

[Cartman opens his window]

Wendy: Cartman? Aren't we going to go see a movie?

Cartman: Uhhh...one second...b-babe.

[Cartman winks and closes window]

[Stan tackles Cartman]

Stan: I swear Cartman I'm gonna punch you to sleep and you better dream a breakup!

Kyle: Stan, there's more important things we should be doing?

[Stan starts punching Cartman]

Butters: Oh sweet Jesus...Eric's mom gonna have a-have a heck when she sees th-this mess.

Cartman: DUDE! Stan!

Stan: DREAM! DREAM!

Cartman: Well I would if I could?

Stan: Agh!

[Stan gets off]

Stan: *f*cking prick*

Kyle: Okay, Cartman I need you dream of someone like Bernie Sanders as president...and if you can break up with Wendy.

Cartman: Hmmm....

[Cartman turns around a lays to sleep]

Kyle: This is getting boring.

Stan:Yeah, no sh*t!

[1 hour passes & Cartman wakes up]

Kyle: Cartman?

Cartman: What?

Kyle: What did you dream?

Cartman: Uhhhhh...

[A duck dressed up like Ms. Cartman walks into his room]

Duck: QUACK!

Cartman: Uhhh...that...

Kyle: Who's president? I swear if it's a f*cking duck!

[Jimmy gives Kyle his phone]

[Phone:]

Newsduck: QUACK QUACK QUACK QU-QUACK-QUACK DUCKIE SANDERS!

Kyle: You turned Bernie into a duck?

Cartman: Yes.

Butters: Hey Kyle?

Kyle: Yeah?

Butters: Well uh...how come me and Jimmy and Stan and you aren't ducks?

Jimmy: Yeah?

Kyle: Cartman?

Cartman: Turn around Butters.

Butters: Well uhh

[Butters turns around]

Cartman: Hmmm....I don't know...

[Stan wakes up]

Stan: AHHH DUCKS!

[Stan grabs Kyle]

Stan: Dude I had a dream where the whole world was ducks and only we weren't!

Kyle: Nonononononononono!

Stan: yesyesyesyesyesyesyes!

Kyle: That means you and Cartman's dreams become real.

Jimmy: Maybe if they have that power-we all d-d-d-duh-d-duuuh-dooo...

[A loud knock comes from downstairs]

[Boys get startled]

Cartman: Go check it out Butters.

Butters: W-Wh-well-uhh-Why-Why me?

Cartman: Do you wanna get killed by ducks?

Butters: No!

Cartman: Then go check it out assh*le!

[Butters leaves]

[Cartman smiles]

Cartman: He's such a gullible assh*le.

[Butters slowly walks down the hall]

Butters: Oh Jesus loves me th-this I know-

[Butters goes down the stairs and the knocking gets louder]

Butters: Oh ah!

[Butters opens the door]

Butters: AH!

[Its Kenny]

Butters: Oh it's only you.

Kenny: (What the f*ck did Cartman do?)

Butters: Uh come up stairs...

Duck: QUACK!

Butters: Ah!

[They enter his room]

Cartman: Aw dammit Kenny survived?

Kenny:( f*ck you!)

Cartman: Jeez Kenny! We gotta get through this together!

Kenny: (What the f*ck did he do?)

Kyle: Well assh*le and assh*le-

[Points to Stan and Cartman]

Kyle:-wished for everyone but us to become ducks.

Stan: Yeah Kenny didn't turn into one.

[Cartman looks through window]

Cartman: Guys!

[The boys look through the window and see the street covered with ducks]

Cartman: HA! Kenny's dad is an alcoholic even as a duck!

[A kid runs through the street screaming]

Cartman: Guys, look at that kid!

[The kid is James]

James: HELP! You guys!

Stan: Hey it's that new kid.

Kyle: James or David?

[Kyle looks through the window]

Kenny: (That's my neighbor, James.)

Cartman: Oh.

[Cartman opens window]

James: Hey...help?

Cartman: Go to hell, you poor piece of crap!

Butters: How do you know he's poor?

Cartman: He lives near Kenny.

[Kenny hits Cartman]

Kenny: ( f*ck you you fat piece of sh*t!)

[The ducks start decapitating James]

James: Oh you guys AHHH plea-!

[James dies]

Stan: Oh sh*t they're people!

Jimmy: Oh F-F-f*ck.

[Time passes]

[Cartman enters the room]

Cartman: Guys c'mere!

[The boys follow Cartman to the living room]

Cartman: Alright Kenny and I wrote a pretty sweet plan to survive the duckalypse!

Kyle: Duckalypse?

Cartman: Explain it to him Kenny.

[Kenny mumbles a bunch of words for a few minutes]

Stan: Oh.

Kyle: Alright what's the plan?

Cartman: Remember the time we went out killing zombies?

Boys: Yeah.

Cartman: Kenny has drawn a few photos to show how we will kill the ducks.

[Kenny holds up photos]

Stan: No.

Cartman: Do you have a f*cking better idea Stan?

[Boys sigh]

Kyle: Fine.

Butters: Where are we gonna get the chainsaws?

Cartman: Our garages.

Stan: Don't you see a flaw with that?

Cartman: No?

Stan: How are we gonna get all those chainsaws from our garages. Our houses are surrounded by ducks!

[A duck breaks through the window]

The boys: AHH!

Cartman: To Cartman's badass cool awesome garage.

[The boys run to the garage]

Kyle: We'll be save here.

[Kenny locks the door]

The boys: Wow!

[A bunch of costumes and chainsaws hang on the hang]

Stan: Woah.

Cartman: That enough chainsaws for ya stan?

[Cartman sneered]

Cartman: Put these costumes on and grab a chainsaw. We're gonna end this sh*t!

[To be continued]
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Re: I wrote a fanfic guys!

Postby JamesPup » Tue Nov 10, 2015 2:52 am

I loved it with there finally being a character named James but then he had to be poor and live near Kenny. The worst is that he died :zombiekenny:

Can James come back at all :?: Maybe as a Zombie duck or something. I'd f*ck a duck for a buck you ugly slut :!:
What seems to be the officer problem?
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Re: I wrote a fanfic guys!

Postby Its_me_kenny_mc » Tue Nov 10, 2015 2:59 am

JamesPup wrote:I loved it with there finally being a character named James but then he had to be poor and live near Kenny. The worst is that he died :zombiekenny:

Can James come back at all :?: Maybe as a Zombie duck or something. I'd f*ck a duck for a buck you ugly slut :!:

James is an OC of mine I wrote him in there. I'm sure he'll be back.
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Re: I wrote a fanfic guys!

Postby JamesPup » Tue Nov 10, 2015 3:19 am

Cartman says "SWEEEEEET" to James coming back!
What seems to be the officer problem?
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Re: I wrote a fanfic guys!

Postby Its_me_kenny_mc » Tue Nov 10, 2015 3:43 am

JamesPup wrote:Cartman says "SWEEEEEET" to James coming back!
I know I have an upcoming fan fic involving James toon.
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Re: I wrote a fanfic guys!

Postby nwt000 » Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:48 am

You're definitely off to a great start here and capturing the spirit of the show's absurdity well. I also like how you actually included the girls a little bit as well. Is there any chance you'll end up writing a story starring the girls and/or Craig's gang? That would be really sweet if you ended up writing about them at some point down the line. One last thing, it was pretty damn funny when Bernie Sanders turned into a duck. Imagine what our world would be like if it actually reflected the dreams of just one person exactly. Scary, huh?
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Re: I wrote a fanfic guys!

Postby Its_me_kenny_mc » Tue Nov 10, 2015 4:54 pm

nwt000 wrote:You're definitely off to a great start here and capturing the spirit of the show's absurdity well. I also like how you actually included the girls a little bit as well. Is there any chance you'll end up writing a story starring the girls and/or Craig's gang? That would be really sweet if you ended up writing about them at some point down the line. One last thing, it was pretty damn funny when Bernie Sanders turned into a duck. Imagine what our world would be like if it actually reflected the dreams of just one person exactly. Scary, huh?

Thank you that was beautiful. Yes, the girls are gonna have a big role in my series of South Park fanfics and I'm planning to have a fandfuc with Jason, Token, Craig and Clyde.
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Re: I wrote a fanfic guys!

Postby nwt000 » Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:27 pm

Its_me_kenny_mc wrote:
nwt000 wrote:You're definitely off to a great start here and capturing the spirit of the show's absurdity well. I also like how you actually included the girls a little bit as well. Is there any chance you'll end up writing a story starring the girls and/or Craig's gang? That would be really sweet if you ended up writing about them at some point down the line. One last thing, it was pretty damn funny when Bernie Sanders turned into a duck. Imagine what our world would be like if it actually reflected the dreams of just one person exactly. Scary, huh?

Thank you that was beautiful. Yes, the girls are gonna have a big role in my series of South Park fanfics and I'm planning to have a fandfuc with Jason, Token, Craig and Clyde.
Alrighty then, I can't wait to see all of your upcoming work! You'll probably have Tweek showing up at some point too, right? Again, nice work on your stories so far!
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Re: I wrote a fanfic guys!

Postby Its_me_kenny_mc » Wed Nov 11, 2015 1:53 am

nwt000 wrote:
Its_me_kenny_mc wrote:
nwt000 wrote:You're definitely off to a great start here and capturing the spirit of the show's absurdity well. I also like how you actually included the girls a little bit as well. Is there any chance you'll end up writing a story starring the girls and/or Craig's gang? That would be really sweet if you ended up writing about them at some point down the line. One last thing, it was pretty damn funny when Bernie Sanders turned into a duck. Imagine what our world would be like if it actually reflected the dreams of just one person exactly. Scary, huh?

Thank you that was beautiful. Yes, the girls are gonna have a big role in my series of South Park fanfics and I'm planning to have a fandfuc with Jason, Token, Craig and Clyde.
Alrighty then, I can't wait to see all of your upcoming work! You'll probably have Tweek showing up at some point too, right? Again, nice work on your stories so far!

Yeah maybe. Any ideas for future ones?
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Re: I wrote a fanfic guys!

Postby JamesPup » Wed Nov 11, 2015 1:59 am

If you need fanfic ideas I just started posting new episode ideas in this thread viewtopic.php?f=4&t=92497
Feel free to use anything you want if you want as no one else will ever use it. I hope Big-Will will let me post future ideas in this thread which I come up with several new ones ever week. I think he may get angry about me bumping that thread or whatever but really it will be me posting new ideas.
What seems to be the officer problem?
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Re: I wrote a fanfic guys!

Postby Its_me_kenny_mc » Wed Nov 11, 2015 3:21 am

JamesPup wrote:If you need fanfic ideas I just started posting new episode ideas in this thread viewtopic.php?f=4&t=92497
Feel free to use anything you want if you want as no one else will ever use it. I hope Big-Will will let me post future ideas in this thread which I come up with several new ones ever week. I think he may get angry about me bumping that thread or whatever but really it will be me posting new ideas.


Thanks these are pretty good.
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Re: I wrote a fanfic guys!

Postby nwt000 » Wed Nov 11, 2015 5:07 am

I couple of ideas I have for you are Craig, Clyde, Token, Jimmy, Tweek, Jason and maybe some other guys ending up on Sesame Street and finding some unsettling secrets or perhaps a couple of the girls, maybe Lola and Jenny, getting lost and trapped in an abandoned mall while the other girls and some of the boys from school form a search party to look for them. Those sound like pretty wacky ideas to me. A couple of other things to look into are Stefon from SNL coming to South Park for the opening of some screwed up underground nightclub or the kids meeting the eight main characters from Archer, because that would make a killer crossover.
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Re: I wrote a fanfic guys!

Postby JVM » Fri Nov 13, 2015 8:18 am

The plot is delightfully weird but the dialogue is pretty solid for the most part. Curious if you follow up on the political aspect of it with Trump or the dreams being real.

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