CARTMAN MAKES COMEBACK TO EXTERMINATE THE JEWS!

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CARTMAN MAKES COMEBACK TO EXTERMINATE THE JEWS!

Postby mrsuckmabawlls » Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:25 pm

we all know Eric cartman hates jews but now he will take it 1 step further he cant stand seeing more and more jews come to town opening jewish buildings shops churches.
he has enough of it so he decides to take out the JEWS ONCE AND FOREVER by taking them out from the place they came from ISREAL. he uses Kyle as a excuse to his MOM to make him go with vacation with kyle and BUTTERS and stan. deceiving there mind he starts planning his moves. we add some stereotypical jews that NAZI'S see them as Cartman teams up with NEONAZIS and makes them go to war with eachother etc maybe he finds a time maschine and goes back to WW2 to help hitler SUCK HIS BAWWLS so sh*t happens after that alot of random sh*t happens
Kyle and Stan findout about his IDEAS and try to find a way to build a time maschine but they see this MAN IN THE SHADOW come out its the guy from BACK TO THE FUTURE he talks in a silent but creepy way they get offered 1 ride in the Delorean then other things happen then they go BACK INTO THE FUTURE! we add some CRAZY characters troughout the SERIES like 69 not just 69 we make 69 talk like 69 THIS NIGGA 69 THAT NIGGA 69 YES NIGGA etc. this is another episode and we call it MUMBLERAP ON THE RISE! basicly a episode making fun of rappers nowadays etc. CARTMAN MAKES A HUGE COMEBACK! good episodes with ACTION agression HATE this is what southpark was back in the day just full of RANDOM sh*t THAT MADE YOU GO LIKE WOW! AAHAH!
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Re: CARTMAN MAKES COMEBACK TO EXTERMINATE THE JEWS!

Postby JamesPolo » Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:42 am

Sounds Rick and Morty but sounds just like something Cartman would do. I would think to add in Iran conspiracies and Roseanne Barr in person.
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Re: CARTMAN MAKES COMEBACK TO EXTERMINATE THE JEWS!

Postby Big-Will » Thu Mar 21, 2019 8:57 pm

Would this include attacks on Israel? Trump wouldn't like that one bit. :D

Oh, "69" "69" "69" "69" "69" "69" … just ruined it
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Re: CARTMAN MAKES COMEBACK TO EXTERMINATE THE JEWS!

Postby mrsuckmabawlls » Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:56 am

Eric cartman will help ADOLF DUCKIN HITLER! win WW2 in order to exterminats the jews. While cartman convinces Hitler etc they become BFF'S and we make a music timelapse viseo of cartman killing and gassing jews together with Adolf while singing BEST BFF'S ME AND ADOLF BFF'S LIKE NEVER SEEN BEFORE ETC. Maybe add Satan and jesus to these season episodes?
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Re: CARTMAN MAKES COMEBACK TO EXTERMINATE THE JEWS!

Postby mrsuckmabawlls » Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:03 am

Like we need to make so many FUCKD UP EPISODES like the Bike that was Dildo powered etc thats what people want like IMAGEN KENNY WON THE LOTTERY! What kind of episode that would be him flexin his money to the kids in his lambo while a song playing like LA LAMBORGINI I KNOW YOU SEE ME IN MY LAMBORGINI efc like KENNY IS RICHER THEN TOKEN AND HIS NEIGBOURS COMBINED kenny having always 2 hookers with him etc and then when he gets poor cause he ruind it. Stan asks kenny so what did you do with the money or the handicaped kid and he says GOOD OLD TITTIEES hmmmmm :D
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Re: CARTMAN MAKES COMEBACK TO EXTERMINATE THE JEWS!

Postby JamesPolo » Fri Mar 22, 2019 6:56 pm

Killing the Jews? You must be a Democrat!
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