"CBA" or "Moist Gestures"

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Israelite Wolfman
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"CBA" or "Moist Gestures"

Postby Israelite Wolfman » Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:38 pm

Since the Chinese-NBA tensions are still in the news, and due to Lebron James' kiss-up to the Chinese government and the latter's attempts to fire Daryl Morey over his tweet BOTH openly and by using their lackey corporations, I believe that South Park needs to address this issue with an episode titled "CBA" after the defuncted minor basketball league - the C represent "China's" - or "Moist Gestures" where the Chinese government start their own league in the U.S. and opt to take/run the NBA out of business.

Plot
After their negotiations - which included some very idiotic and dull moist statements towards China about how they had no intention to interfere with their politics, so it won't ban the NBA - with the NBA (using Yao Ming as their representitive) over the Morey issue had failed, the Chinese start their own league and sign LeBron James as their first recruit superstar and trying to appeal to the local Americans while in secret they work upon conquer the U.S. from within with brainwashing about how defective their ways of life are in comparison to "the greatness of Chinese communism".

The Chinese govt. can interview several anti-Semites before ending up in hiring Cartman for the role of media adviser in their smearing of Adam Silver, who is firm in his resistance to fire Daryl Morey, to move ratings and fans from the NBA to the CBA.

In return, the NBA teams are ordered by Silver and his crew of "Super Jewish" lawyers to do what hurt the Chinese president the most they can and to change all of their franchises' symbols into such which will annoy the enemy - varrying from Winnie the Pooh to the flags of nations held under the Chinese iron fist like Hong Kong and Taiwan, etc.

The Chinese will resort into ordering EVERY Chinese restaurant in America (even such not owned by Americans of Chinese descent) to move into "Code Yerrow Dorra" which is basically exploding themselves to decimate the American ecconomy and people, with Twang Lou Kim having a problem operating his bombs from outside of town and by that South Park is saved.

Somehow, America survives and launches the "Freedom's Doomsday Weapon" at China: The Mongolians who are parachuted with their supplies from the sky and shreds the Chinese parliament.

If this will ever be made, be kind and give me some credit - Niv Lugassi. ;)
Israelite Wolfman
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Re: "CBA" or "Moist Gestures"

Postby Israelite Wolfman » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:28 pm

Perhaps, Shaquille O'neal can be used as a "moist gesture" for Yao Ming, the two can make out in a conjugal side-room, to please the Chinese but this just gets the negotiations nowhere. Shaq can put on a show like that fat black stripper from "The Return of Chef", and then the scene is end with a cut which moves to the next one.

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