I was thinking of another music like joke but this time on a black rapper. It could be Kanye West, but he has been done a lot. So, this episode would have all the kids in love with a new music musician who does solo rap songs. He can have a concert planned in Denver or something in Colorado where all the kids at the elementary school have to go to see this. They can all be bandwagoning and wearing his gear and singing lyrics of his songs. His songs can be popular but not really about gang life and stuff like that. Even Cartman can be a fan of his music. Then we would see the rapper performing and go back stage at the end of his concert. That is where we learn his terrible secret, that he is a furry. Furry’s like to dress up in animal costumes and are very LGBTQ and like to have sex with anyone and anything. I guess the rapper could have been really straight and anti-LGBTQ and conservative, sounds like a weird combo. So, many of this person’s fans would be right wing in the sense. The rappers stage name can be Bangin Styles and his real name can be Spencer Trevor. So, he can have like a totally flip flop personality off stage. Like on stage he is mean and hard and likes easy girls and likes a tough crowd but off stage he wears nerdy glasses and spends all his free time on reddit chatting about plushes and kids tv shows and he likes to attend furry events where everyone wears an animal costume and do acting and have weird sex with each other. So, it can be that there is a conflict of interest where Bangin Styles doesn’t want to do rap anymore as he is not himself and has to hate who he really is and he knows that if people find out and he is exposed he will lose it all and other rappers may try to kill him. There can be a rapper handbook and so Bangin Styles followed it as best he could but for him it led him to a wussy lifestyle off stage. So, this episode can deal with the whole of the history of rap music and how there is a secret furry culture behind it that all rappers are apart of. I know Trey would probably like to learn rap music history. So, it can be that the boys including Butters are allowed to meet Bangin Styles and during that after his concert the boys discover his furry costume and a bunch of weird nerdy and LGBTQ items and evidence. Butters could have not understood any of Bangin Styles rap music, but he liked all his gay secret life stuff and knew all of the culture. So, they would confront Bangin Styles and he would end up confessing. It can be then that the paparazzi finds out as well and so now everyone in the country knows the truth of Bangin Styles. So, now other black rappers are saying they will make sure Bangin Styles is dead and saying that he is not like them and will get what he deserves and that he is fake. Bangin Styles could have had another rapper friend Kayne West that is popular and is disowning Bangin Style, but it is that he too is a secret furry. It can be that Bangin Styles met and had anal intercourse with Kayne and then they figured out who each other was while having sex they spoke and sang giving away who the other person was. All these people can be The Masked Singer Fans. So, Bangin Styles and the boys can try to go and meet with Kanye who is leading the attack on Bangin Styles and the smear campaign. So, it can be that they try to talk to him, but he turns them down and says Bangin Styles is dead. Then a hit squad can go after Bangin Styles and the boys where they have to make an escape. During so they are still trying to talk to Kayne, but he avoids them. It can be that all the boys and Bangin Styles split off to go to the homes of all the rappers who are after him and saying mean things on tv. So, the five boys would break into one home each and Bangin Styles would drive them to the homes and be lookout and provide the escape. So, while all of them are investigating the homes they broke into of rappers each one slowly discoverers the same thing being furry costumes and nerdy stuff and LGBTQ stuff. They all make video recordings of the findings and of the home and photos in the bedrooms and the like. So, I guess it would be that all the rappers were hanging out and kind of lived near each other as they all live in LA. So, they would all come home and bust in and catch the boys in their homes with their furry outfits and the boys could record some of that as well. The boys can run away and be shot at by the rappers who then call up the hit squad that they found these fools. They can get to the streets and Bangin Styles can pick them up. The rappers can be chasing them down afraid their secret life will get exposed. The Paparazzi can find out what is happening and be in hot pursuit. So, they head to Kanye’s house as they realized that he should protect Bangin Styles as they had nice anal intercourse and Kanye could have told them he would help after Bangin Styles and Kanye had an intimate phone call while the boys are in the homes. So, they all drive to Kayne West’s home where everyone gets into a big gun fight. It can be that Bangin Styles and Kayne West and the boys run out of ammo and so give up but then give a speech and reveal that Kanye West is a furry as well. Then the boys can reveal that all the rappers are Furry’s. The Paparazzi can film the whole event and the boys can share that evidence that all the rappers are Furry’s as well. They can all admit it and it can be revealed that the life and history and culture of rap makes someone a furry. They can then call off the hit squad. Then they all can put on their costumes and start singing to brighten the mood as no one knew where to take things next. This attracts everyone in LA to drive there to Kayne’s home and there can be one of the biggest parties and music concerts with all these different furry rapper artists singing new music. The music can be all about being a furry and the weird lifestyle and about being a black rapper deviant. Everyone can be happy especially Butters.
I don’t think there was ever an episode of super heroes once the Fractured But Whole game came out. I think that there would be lots of unused plots and ideas that can be used to make an episode or two or three. I like that there can be new super hero origins story. I always see in the news of people that dress up like super heroes and run around the streets fighting crime with bear mace and their bare hands. It can have that detective Yates plays like Commissioner Gordon and keeps complaining about the crime being too much. There can be people doing crimes at a higher rate in the town of South Park and around. So, we can pick a character to then play dress up and fight the crime at night like Batman and Dare Devil. I would like a character that didn’t start out the super hero to be the one. Stuart sounds fun as he is never used for anything. He could have sobered up and is now more punch drunk then intoxicated from alcohol. It could have been he got tired of it all and seeing people prey on his wife and kids and community. He could have watched as people committed crimes at his job jeopardizing his employment or leading to its termination and all the while the police did nothing. He realized that society had Jim Crowed him from being allowed to prosper and get a good job or become a police officer or be allowed to protect his family as he had gotten into trouble before and so is now not allowed because America has a caste system. So, Stuart McCormick took out a loan and bough a bunch of illegal gear like body armor and an extendable baton and tasers and mace and throwing stars and other weapons that are usually illegal or only available to police and military. He can be like a poor Batman and he can fight crime. Like a Batman movie he can create his own villains like knocking someone into chemicals, so they become the Joker and the like. It would be fun for new types of villains to be created. Stuarts hero outfit can evolve into have a theme of a rat and so he can be known as The Capered Rat. It can have that he was drunk one night and had to walk home from the bar and got his ass kicked by a gang and all these rats swarmed over him like Batman with bats, could have been he ran into an abandoned building to hide but fell and rats took him over and he became The Rat that night. He can create a villain who was a drug dealer who was apprehended by Stuart and so turned into the super villain the Fentanyl Sheik who is Muslim but lost a fight and had so much fentanyl got into his system it rotted his mind and created a monster. Fentanyl Sheik can be the big drug dealer now as he killed most of his competition and is now out to kill The Capered Rat for revenge. He can have a sidekick named Bantu Biff who broke the Fentanyl Sheik out of jail and who is a black man who only talks in clicking noises and sounds and who sells illegal steroids and is really strong and works as gang muscle. So, it would have Stuart fight people at night and break up illegal activity like drug dealing, stealing, cargo theft, murder, rape, gang activity, and other. So, in the first episode he would have his origins story and create Fentanyl Sheik and Bantu Biff in the process who at the end of the episode turn into these new super villains and for the next episode they are planning revenge. Yates can meet with The Rat every episode and share info where Yates complains how incompetent the police are and is honest of the abused and unfairness America has to offer. He can ask questions like why doesn’t The Rat become a cop but as an answer it is of course that society has used labels against The Rat, so he isn’t allowed to become a police officer anymore. The police can be afraid to stand up to the crime and are bribed to look the other way and are not motivated as they get a bigger pay checks if there is more crime not less. It would paint the police as corrupt and losers that don’t care and are only people society selected to be police but who are stupid people just filling shoes that don’t live up to the hype of the job. It can have Yates meet Stuart as Stuart every episode out of costume and Yates can stereotype Stuart and put him down in front of everyone and in front of his kids and wife and say he is a drunk and loser and that society would be better without him. Yates can praise The Rat as the best South Park has every episode and say Stuart every episode is the worst South Park has. Stuart can be not buying alcohol anymore and lies about being drunk as it is the beatings, he takes that gets him drunk now. It can be that he now saves his money to buy gear to fight crime. At the end of the first episode we can see Kenny find out about his father and become a super hero again like a Robin and fight crime with his dad. Kenny can be called Rat Kid.
So, this would be the second episode of The Capered Rat. So, Stuart would be caught in costume by Kenny and then Kenny would become the Rat Kid as Stuart would have to allow his son to join him and buy him gear. I would like there to be another new character who could be like Greta Thunberg who is obsessed with saving the environment, she can be like poison ivy too. It can be a female who ran a flower shop in town who is Scottish and autistic. She could have been hurting with business and so tried some experimental chemicals that got on her and transformed her some into a plant like person and some of her plants could have turned him plant people henchmen. I guess she likes flowers only to protect. She can have plant creatures to help her fight people to who kill people and eat them and grow flowers if they eat human flesh and then the plant flowers in the ground. Fentanyl Sheik and Bantu Biff can be planning revenge this episode but never meet The Rat. So, it would start with Clara MacSeed being the new plant like character known as the Bloomin Blossom and it would have her rather quickly turn into this character with a back story with the beginning of the episode. She can spend time terrorizing people on their hiking trails and in the mountains when the flowers bloom. She can kill people that pick a flower around and in town and she can go around planting them in people’s yards and in weird places where if people disturb them, she kills them. She can talk to flowers as well and be still a virgin even though she is in her 30’s but that’s because she is autistic. There can be the usual Yates appearance where he thanks the Rat for saving the day and then later sees Stuart and puts him down. So, Bloomin Blossom can hide her plant qualities if she wants and then can fully turn giving her enhanced fighting ability. So, it would show her selling only uncut flowers now in a pot and when people complained or started to pick the flowers from their pot as they wanted cut flowers, she kills them. She can go door to door selling potted flowers and plants too. It can be a problem as Valentines day is coming up and people are dying, and the local flower store is now run crazy like with weird plant rules to make a purchase. People can try delivery from the town over for flowers, but their drivers are killed, and their store blown up. So, people need help, it can be that the Rat is trying to figure out what is happening and so is the Kid Rat. They can finally catch a plant person and kill it. There could be a clue that the flower shop has something to do with everything. I guess Yates could keep beating around that bush but keeps pointing out to suspect everyone and that it’s just too confusing for a police officer to figure out. It can be that the Rat knew who was obsessed with flowers and was acting weird and who would benefit the most from the murders so knew MacSeed was the culprit. So, for the at least second time the Rat and the Rat Kid can visit the flower shop in town. They can throw down the head of the flower plant person they killed which forces the Bloomin Blossom to turn into her true form. So, there could be a fun battle of the three and some other plant people. It can be that Fentanyl Sheik and Bantu Biff were watching and waiting and analyzing the battle. It can be that Kenny dies and is unmasked making the Bloomin Blossom remember who Kenny is and about his father. It can be that the family is happy that Kenny and his dad are spending time together. It could have been that Stuart was in the garage last episode and so it was dinner time and Kenny went to check up on him and caught him in costume. So, now when the two are out fighting crime people think it is using drugs together or something like drinking and that Stuart is abusing his son. It could have been that Kenny and his dad had gone as themselves to the flower shop to investigate and that Kenny bought a potted flower for Karen. It can be this memory that the Bloomin Blossom has and learns of who Kenny and his father are but then the Rat can kill the Bloomin Blossom. It can be that Kenny is able to come back to life in a new way and not his mom giving birth. It can be that rats appear and eat all of Kenny’s body and costume in a gory scene and then a portal opens up where a giant demon hand with Kenny in it places Kenny back down on the ground. Then the hand can disappear and the hole close. It can be that the Sheik and Biff saw Kenny out of costume and so now know his true identity and so now know Stuarts as well. So, later it can show Kenny and Stuart receiving a message that someone knows their true identity at the end of the episode. For comedy it would have Stuart get illegally beaten and abused and arrested by the local south park police. Like Stuart would have just gotten into a fight and switched out of his costume and so he was now punch drunk and not feeling well so the police would arrest him. Could be he witnesses Sheik and Biff break out of prison this episode too, but he was handcuffed and, in a cell, and couldn’t help.
So, this final of the trilogy will have Fentanyl Sheik and Bantu Biff come up with a revenge plan. They now have the identity of The Rat and Rat Kid. So, it can start with another new super villain. I would like a Penguin like character to be the new villain who can be called The Cow. He can be a man that owns lots of cows and is cow like in appearance, so he is real fat and odd boned and can have weird moles on his white skin that make him look like a cow even more, he can look like he has breasts and can have a huge bulge in his crotch that’s like an udder and teats. He can be kind of short for a man as well but very wide. His name can be Hugh J. Bovine. He would need something he is doing illegal. I guess he could want cows to be the new masters of humanity and wants humans to have to be food and cattle. He could have lost his mind when he heard of how Randy and Towelie had slaughtered hundreds of cows. It can be that he was planning to attack but was waiting and then it can be some kids came onto his property and had sex with some of his cows and so he lost his mind and decided today was the day to attack. He can use all the different types of cows like milking ones and eating ones and bulls. He can have some cows squirt milk on people to blind them or could be the milk is spoiled and makes people sick or there are chemicals added to the milk to hurt people. I’m guessing cow sh*t can help in fighting. They can trample people and sit on them making their guts pop out their butts and vaginas and through rips in their skin and out their mouths. The bulls can kill people like you would expect like what happens in accidents. This would all get I guess 5 minutes or something. It can be classic with Yates talking to The Rat and the Rat then fighting The Cow and winning. So, it would have civilians get killed and then The Rat and Son would start killing the cows and that would be fun again to see. Then The Cow can fight the two Rats where the Cow uses cows to help herd the two Rats and he can have a branding iron and a rope with a lasso and noose. It would be fun to see the two Rats get burned by the iron somehow as the cow can heat it up with a blow torch. He can hang Kenny killing him and tie up people to then brand and hang. I guess after Kenny is killed that is when The Rat can murder The Cow by biting his neck open making blood squirt everywhere and by then ripping off with his bare heads with claws the man’s nipples and breasts and fat crotch gut which disembowels him. Kenny can then be brought back to life and Yates can thank them but then latter see them out of costume and arrests and beats Stuart and make fun of him. This can have Stuart in jail and then Sheik and Biff can pay him a visit and threaten to murder his son and wife and other kids. They can say they know his real identity and that he now has to become a bad guy or else. So, Stuart can have no choice but to do so and so the next thing we know that the three are killing all the police in the police station and then they make their way to the town hall where the mayor is. It can be that Biff had stolen the Rat costume and gave it to the Rat at jail. So, Kenny can see what is happening and put on his gear and bring out some of the serious gear to have this fight. Mayor can have surrendered the town to the sheik, and he is now enjoying cocaine at the mayor’s desk and is now a prostitute. Rat Kid can kill several of the gang member henchmen outside of townhall and then have to fight Biff. Can go a few rounds with Kenny using different weapons but Biff wins the fight as he takes some steroids and is too strong and is about to kill Rat Kid, but Stuart could have figured out Kenny was there and needed his help, so slipped away and so The Rat can fight Biff and end up killing him. Can be Stuart rips the tongue out of Biffs head while Biff thought The Rat was still on his side and so now, he isn’t able to make his clicking noises. The Rat can then mutilate Biffs body with two daggers Kenny gives him by making cuts into his muscles until Biff is not able to stand. Kenny can then bash Biffs head in several times where his brains go everywhere with a extendable baton. Sheik can be so high and crazy when The two Rats find him in the office that he doesn’t feel pain anymore and has super strength and is crazy. There can be some gang member henchmen left in the office to help Sheik fight. I guess Sheik can have some guns and a sword. This is where body armor would help keep the two Rats safe. Sheik can keep destroying the Rats weapons but is very tired but keeps landing great shots and laughing maniacally. Can be Stuart gets real punch drunk and is able to win the fight from getting shot in the head so much and suffering concussions even though he had a helmet on. Kenny can get apprehended by a female henchman gang member and then Sheik can give Stuart the option of what to do. This time Kenny can use a weapon to kill the gang member holding him like by using brass knuckles to the girl gang members face making teeth and blood go everywhere and her nose broken and then picking up a flame thrower he had brought and burning her alive where she jumps out a window and snaps her neck on the ground. The Rat can then pin down Sheik to the mayor’s desk and pour a pound of cocaine down his throat and into his eyes and nose to where he starts to overdose and bleeds a lot and had foam and shakes and contorts and then dies after like 10 seconds. Mayor can thank the two Rats and then they can leave. The Rat could have gotten a wish from Mayor where he asked to not blame Stuart and the other inmates who escaped for what Sheik and Biff had done. He can have an excuse of being really high as why he killed lots of police. She can say she was high as why she was a prostitute. Can be that Mayor was really high and so were her assistants and so they were prostitutes for Sheik, Biff, and the other gang member henchmen. Yates could have lived and agrees with The Rat and Mayor as to what The Rat says, and so Stuart just has to return to jail to serve out his time.
My father the other day received a letter from a lawyer about how his name and the name of others in his family are the owners of a home they didn’t know they own. It was that an aunt died 23 years ago, and she had lied about owning the home and so the home was sold but now that owner wants to sell the home but needs my family members to sign away their ownership in order to sell it. It is a total bullsh*t case. My father will probably get I think $15,000 to $30,000 as we are talking to a lawyer. So, I think this type of weird situation would be funny as a plot for an episode. I would like it to be Kenny’s family as the other kids’ families are well off. So, it can be that Stuart receives a letter in the mail and realizes that he owns a portion of a home a great grandfather had let to him and his two brothers and one sister. The home can be a $6,666,666 property. It can be that the family member was a millionaire, but their family only left the eldest brother all the money in the will from years ago when the great grandfather died and so the other ones ended up depressed and poor with nothing. So, the whole family can flip out over the news and can contact a lawyer they had from a meth arrest or child abuse case or DUI. The family can celebrate by going to a restaurant that is going out of business like Bennigan’s or Ruby Tuesdays sounds fun as I really like that one. The family can think that things are looking up but first there has to be a family reunion. So, we can get a little of Kenny telling the other kids at school but no one really caring. So, we can have lots of new characters created like two brothers of Stuart and a sister and also the lawyer. There would have to be the greedy man that bought the home as well. So, it would be that the eldest brother is afraid to meet his brothers and sisters as he stole from them and is now rich with millions and wants the home all to himself. So, Stuart would meet with his brothers and sister and the lawyer. I guess there would need to be a rich house that was left to everyone. I guess a neighboring town would work where there is like a home like Token’s like West Park or it could be Alma Junction. They can have fun exploring the home which can be like a mansion in a way with secret passages and antiques. The owner can act like he didn’t know he bought it illegally which can turn out to be a lie. So, it can be that Stuarts other brother is gay and the sister has two kids. It can turn into a fun murder mystery and clue board game type of thing. So, I think that because the eldest brother wants to money, he can plot to kill his two brothers and sister and their kids. Can be the eldest brothers name is Johnny and Johnny can have an evil son named Johnny Jr. that is like one of Trump’s sons and Stuart’s other brother is named Eric and the sister can be named Lilly who has a son named Sam and a daughter named Stacy. So, the man that owns the home can be named Aaron Holliday. So, the plot is that the two Johnny’s want to kill off the rest of the family. The lawyer can be named Perry Ward who can be a black man. So, it would have the power cut at the mansion as everyone is staying there to figure out how to work things out and there can be bad weather as well keeping everyone at the home for the night. There can be a chef and maid too who the chef is an illegal Mexican named Sanchez and the maid can be a Ukrainian women who is poor and is named Galina. So, it would have people getting murdered mainly everyone but Kenny’s family. I think the gay brother would die first by sodomy by a candle stick. Next Stacy dies of rat poisoning. Next it would be Sanchez that dies instead of Johnny Jr by medieval crossbow to the back. Next to die can be Sam and he can die by being pushed into the fireplace that is very large and burning to death. Next that dies are Galina that dies by an old executioner axe that was on the wall and her head is cut off. It can be that the other brother and sister had signed a paper contract to allow Johnny to inherit the whole home and so Holliday would still get some money, but the contract would have just Johnny get most of the money. It can be that before people were dying, they had signed which seemed out of fear and threat of their death or someone they care about. So, it can be that lots of people disappear as well and some are found okay, but others found dead. It would have Stuart holding out from signing the most as he didn’t care his kids and wife were missing and may be dead and didn’t want to do much but drink and eat and have sex with Galina. It can be that just Kenny and Stuart are left as the rest of the kids like Karen and Kevin and the wife go missing. It can be that Johnny Jr. does die after Kenny tricked him and switched some things and so Jr. was hanged but it was supposed to be Kenny that was supposed to die. Kenny could have been kidnapped by Johnny Jr. who was doing the killing and so Kenny has him get killed. So, it can be that rate before Stuart signs the contract after smoking some meth for Johnny to get like everything that Kenny appears with the others and shows that Johnny Jr. is dead. This can lead to Johnny senior crying “Nooooo” and then producing a gun and shooting dead Holliday. He can then demand that Stuart sign or else he kills his family. Kenny can then with the help of the black lawyer Ward can defeat Johnny and kill him with a trap door that opens, and Johnny is stuck in it and then they close the trap and it crushes Johnny with blood and pieces everywhere. So, it can be that Ward declares that Stuart and his family are now the ones that will get the home, but it can be Ward cheated and got Stuart to sign a bogus contract and so Ward inherited everything instead. So, then Kenny and family must return home empty handed.
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