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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby BRMBug » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:35 am

No kitty, bad kitty.
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby Mamont » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:49 pm


Oh, why would you care. You never go out. :P
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby Unassumption » Mon Aug 27, 2012 5:44 pm

Now I've seen the "evidnece," it's clearly a fake lion. That we're wasting loads of police time trying to find. As if cops here have anything better to do.

The internet runs on those.

It also runs on fakes.
Runs away from photoshopped lions
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby Zazaban » Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:48 am

Unassumption wrote:Runs away from photoshopped lions

I will defeat it with the crop tool.
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nwt000 wrote:Get your trolling ass out of here!

I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby Unassumption » Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:59 pm

I will cut it out of existence then paste 1000s of them in cities i don't like the look of today! My lion armies will rule the world! Oh damn I accidentally cut the head off when i was cut and pasting now my army is of headless lions :( They can mawl but they can't chomp :(
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby BRMBug » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:44 am

The greatest story ever told today. Spastic Colon Talk
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby The Trilogy » Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:10 pm

I found God on the corner of 1st and Amistad. Where the West was all but won. He was all alone, smoking his last cigarette. I asked, "Where you been?" He said, "Ask anything"
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby Unassumption » Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:13 pm

He was all alone, smoking his last cigarette. I

God stuffed a fag in his mouth and blew?
(cigs are called fags in the UK. homosexuals were originally tinder you used to set things on fire with so it makes sense. No clue how a food item and gays became associated, i guess because we used to burn them?)

Anyway, blessed are the investment bankers for they shall inherit the banks.
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*Eats ants on a cracker
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby Mamont » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:10 pm

Unassumption wrote:homosexuals were originally tinder you used to set things on fire with

:lol: Censorship, sometimes you make so me happy! *set things on fire using Unassumption* :P
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby Zazaban » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:09 pm

Mamont wrote:
Unassumption wrote:homosexuals were originally tinder you used to set things on fire with

:lol: Censorship, sometimes you make so me happy! *set things on fire using Unassumption* :P

I didn't know that. Now I have a good party trick.
skurtz wrote:
nwt000 wrote:Get your trolling ass out of here!

I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby The Trilogy » Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:59 pm

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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby Unassumption » Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:45 pm

Brings new meaning to the phrase "flaming queer."
Censorship is my favourite kind of ship.
Is it possible ancient jews sailed censor ship to America?
And if so, were they helped by
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Mum's such an IRL troll. There were black kids hanging round outdoors so she opened the door, yelled "naggers" and slammed the door. Shame she actually believes it and isn't a troll
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby BRMBug » Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:38 am

My A/C's out. It's 89 degrees inside. (and out) Even with the fans on and windows open, I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight. And I doubt I'll be able to get a hotel room at the last minute on a holiday weekend. :roll:
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby Mamont » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:59 pm

Zazaban wrote:
Mamont wrote:
Unassumption wrote:homosexuals were originally tinder you used to set things on fire with

:lol: Censorship, sometimes you make so me happy! *set things on fire using Unassumption* :P

I didn't know that. Now I have a good party trick.

We have the ability to burn sh*t.

BRMBug wrote:My A/C's out. It's 89 degrees inside. (and out) Even with the fans on and windows open, I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Open windows and fan don't do the trick in the heat of the day. When it's hot I wait until night to open windows and put a fan in front of the window next to my bed.
Luckily I don't have a problem sleeping because of heat anymore. It's around 15C (60F) right now.
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Re: The Randome Thread: Real Conversations Start Here!

Postby Unassumption » Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:20 pm

Bedbugs mate in a scary way. It's called 'traumatic insemination.' They jab their pee pee inside the woman bug's body.

The math used to predict / explain how long a sea person will try pumping his sea men into one female before giving up and trying to find another ho, is identical to and stolen from the math used for calculating how big batch sizes at a factory should be.

I love how math from one context can be the same in seemingly totally different ones - it shows the contexts are the same in some relevent details we might not want to think of, like fixed costs (time to find a new mate) and diminishing marginal returns (more time mating means less eggs that don't have cities of sea men in them) in mating.

Makes me wonder what else could be explained with these - how many planets in one solar system should our galactic empire colonize?

I like how much math shrimp and simple animals 'use' automatically. LIke a ball 'uses' math when it flies through the air after being kicked. Why do simple things do stuff, that a complicated thing like me can't calculate?

I have a lightbulb on the table and a breadmaker is whirring round making me bread. We're one of the first generations in history who can get away with not knowing how to make bread practically - and one of the first who actually know the theoretical details of how it's made. Ironic.
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