The Active Thread (It's A Dead Man's Party)

[Brendle]

You weren't a dick at all. ROFL, I was arguing that sports and masturbation are useless. I still don't watch sports, though. Ah well.

I just realized that I made this thread. That's weird.

[VACOOLA]

ROFL, I was arguing that sports and masturbation are useless. I still don't watch sports, though. Ah well.

I take it that you put aside useless bitching and ranting in favor of spanking your monkey? Way to go! One small step for a man, one giant leap for a Brendle. Must have been a pretty tough decision, I guess. If it makes you feel better, I don't watch sports either.

But back on topic. Friday the 13th is over. This train wreck of a board seems to be slowly rising from the dead. It's all skin and bones, quite naturally, and gives off a strong derpy odor.

[Mamont]

There's a thread where Unassumption completely schooled me in an argument about evolution. I was trying to act like I was winning, but it was a futile effort. I understand evolution a bit more now.

It's always nice to hear somebody's taken an effort to educate themselves. Especially on evolution, one of the most misunderstood scientific theories.

I don't remember talking about evolution but I was a complete dick in the thread Will renamed "Sports, masturbation and entertainment" (what a strange convo that was).

Ah, yes! I remember that thread. It was a fun little flame war. I stood as far away from it as I could.

unless the site is just a bunch of trolls trolling other trolls?

Trollception?

Friday the 13th is over. This train wreck of a board seems to be slowly rising from the dead. It's all skin and bones, quite naturally, and gives off a strong derpy odor.

New season starts in less than two weeks. Maybe then it will go back to its former state - skinny, but not anorexic.

[(ugly)Bob]

Its fantastic that we're optimists: calling this thread the active thread... Brandle and various are returning. I presume even hopefully the bbs house will come to life and welcome, as everyone says, back to the no end house!!!!

[Brendle]

Haha. Yeaaaah, I'm back, bitches.

Let's get it cracking.

[Milo Vonnegut 3]

But back on topic. Friday the 13th is over

I celebrated by popping in my Friday the 13th DVDs. God there are so cheesy, but the nostalgia.

[Brendle]

ROFL, I was arguing that sports and masturbation are useless. I still don't watch sports, though. Ah well.

I take it that you put aside useless bitching and ranting in favor of spanking your monkey? Way to go! One small step for a man, one giant leap for a Brendle. Must have been a pretty tough decision, I guess. If it makes you feel better, I don't watch sports either.

Complaining about masturbation is like complaining about having to recharge a battery or filling your car up with gasoline...if those things felt really good.

I think the rant was coming from a good place, though. In some weird way. All those things we do to "recharge our battery" (sleep/eating/masturbation) aren't wastes of times at all, because in order to be truly productive you need those things anyway.

I think masturbation is interesting from an evolutionary standpoint, though. It's like we're cheating nature, in a way. Ejaculation feels great because it encourages reproduction...yet we've found a way to get that great feeling without reproducing.

I wonder if any apes will ever learn to masturbate.

[BRMBug]

Yay! People are coming back! This place is totally un-dead!

I wonder if any apes will ever learn to masturbate.

Learn? As far as I know, they already do freely.

[(ugly)Bob]

Let the dead become undead hahaha

[Milo Vonnegut 3]

Left 4 Dead: South Park Studios.

[Big-Will]

I wonder if any apes will ever learn to masturbate.

How do you know that they don't?

[Brendle]

Learn? As far as I know, they already do freely.

Didn't know that monkeys spank their own monkey.

[BRMBug]

Monkeys 'Spank the people'.

C'mon Will, let's change it to "this place is completely undead"!

[Big-Will]

No.

[(ugly)Bob]

I wonder if any apes will ever learn to masturbate.

How do you know that they don't?

The reason i believe humans are the only ones that jerk off is besause other living creatures don't do it for pleasure? Thats the only theory i have