Unusual News Item O'de Day

[zzyzx 2]

Not a celebrity, so this doesn't belong in the Celebrity Death Thread. It is still 2014 in The United States. However, there has been a death on the highway in another part of the world where it is 2015 already:

http://www.3news.co.nz/nznews/first-roa ... 2015010107

[BRMBug]

There's no easy way to put this.
Teenager has world's first penis reduction surgery.
To put it the way I just heard on the radio; "The issue wasn't the distance it traveled from his body... which would be given a numerical factor of 7. But it was the... uh... equator, which clocks in at 10."

[JamesPup]

There's no easy way to put this.
Teenager has world's first penis reduction surgery.
To put it the way I just heard on the radio; "The issue wasn't the distance it traveled from his body... which would be given a numerical factor of 7. But it was the... uh... equator, which clocks in at 10."

I first thought you meant that the penis was 10 inches long. I was like how could you want to make your dick shorter? I can't believe he had a penis 10 inches around! That is too big. How could someone have sex with a girl with a penis that big? Why didn't he have this sooner? I have to say the before and after pictures sound funny to see if people could see them. It reminds me of when Randy's balls were so big. I wonder if he will make something with the left over skin? Maybe a bracelet?

[BRMBug]

Apparently, he suffered from priapism, which caused the uh... bloating. I wonder if he turned over and broke it in his sleep or something. :/

I wonder if he will make something with the left over skin? Maybe a bracelet?

He could... And if you rub it, it'll turn into a necklace.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

[zzyzx 2]

* bump *

So a tragic piece of news to report

A 15 year old middle school student was playing with his friends last Saturday evening. He got hit in the head with an arrow

He was taken to a hospital, where he died

The game that he was playing with his friends: "Dodge The Arrow"

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/teenager-ca ... olice-say/

[Randy Marsh 2016]

http://www.mediaite.com/online/emory-un ... -chalking/

Seems unusual for people their age

[angeldeb82]

On April Fools Day, the joke is on Google this time. It's true... Google has disabled the GMail Mic Drop, which backfired on its customers and caused them more sorrow and grief for their jobs than laughter. Here's the story.

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2 ... l-mic-drop

[triplemultiplex]

On April Fools Day, the joke is on Google this time. It's true... Google has disabled the GMail Mic Drop, which backfired on its customers and caused them more sorrow and grief for their jobs than laughter. Here's the story.

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2 ... l-mic-drop

Hilarious!

Probably the same people who are always clicking "reply all" to every goddamn email are the ones who messed this up.

[zzyzx 2]

As Jay Leno says: "Stuff to do when you're 80 (years old)" (Time Index 5:00).

Jay Leno was filming an episode for his CNBC show: "Jay Leno's Garage." He was at the Irwindale Speedway in Southern California. 80 year old stunt driver Bob Riggle drove Leno around the track. The car had it's engine not under the hood, but where the back seat is supposed be. 2,500 horse power! (Time index 2:54).

For only the second time in Riggle's 50 year of stunt driving career, there was an accident. And Jay Leno was in the car as a passenger. Everyone was fine. Kudos for safety equipment.

The car actually rolled over

It rolls over at time index 3:13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LabX19ocJZA

[angeldeb82]

Along with the news that Crystal Pepsi is making a comeback, the Pepsi website is recreating a version of the 1970s game The Oregon Trail, entitled The Crystal Pepsi Trail! This will be so cool!

http://www.fastcocreate.com/3061433/qui ... stal-pepsi

[Big-Will]

Oh boy! There's a flavor I never had when it came out 24 or so years ago and was always curious about! I shall try it when it arrives!

[zzyzx 2]

A man in Phoenix, while leading the police on a high speed chase, decides to go through the drive-thru at In-N-Out.

http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/arizon ... 5481-story