Where's Saddam?

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Where's Saddam?

Postby djdomain » Fri May 01, 2015 1:13 am

Okay, so Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars (or secretly taken out by the US government according to Bush), went to hell and started a homosexual relationship with Satan the Prince of Darkness, was killed by Satan because he was domineering and abusive to Satan but came back to hell (where was he gonna go, Detroit?), started fighting with Satan's new lover Chris, banished from hell by Satan and sent to heaven to live with Mormons as punishment, started a chemical weapons factory disguised as a chocolate chip factory whilst in heaven, came back to earth to attend the legion of doom meeting hosted by Christopher Reeve, and was revealed masquerading as the new prime minister of Canada and captured.

...So where is he now?

Anyone think he may make an appearance again at some point, or is he too busy off-screen beating a dead horse?
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Re: Where's Saddam?

Postby JamesPup » Fri May 01, 2015 2:17 am

Since Saddam's hanging it gets less likely that there will be another episode with him in it. He was Sunni so maybe they could play on that and Iran as his enemy? Iran is making foolish moves lately where I thought they may be the smarter Muslims around the Middle East. Maybe some sort of Yemen episode but it will depend on what happens in Yemen.
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Re: Where's Saddam?

Postby VACOOLA » Fri May 01, 2015 9:54 am

South Park Saddam is clearly Canadian, more Canadian than Justin Bieber and James Cameron put together. Hence his maniacal obsession with Canada and lack of interest in the Middle Eastern affairs. If Saddam can't be found in either Hell or Detroit, look for him in the Kingdom to the North. All this time he's most likely been real busy seeking revenge on the pack of wild (dire) Canadian boars that killed him and/or humping Beelzaboot.
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Re: Where's Saddam?

Postby Big-Will » Sat May 02, 2015 8:32 am

Saddam is in heaven. Not because he really changed, but because Satan couldn't stand him in hell anymore.
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Re: Where's Saddam?

Postby Dannyify » Sun May 03, 2015 9:35 pm

probobly in limbo i mean satan can't stand him
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Re: Where's Saddam?

Postby djdomain » Thu May 07, 2015 11:19 am

Since he was on earth for the legion of doom and secretly taking over Canada, I assume he got booted out of heaven at some point. Maybe he's secretly Lobo from DC comics.
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Re: Where's Saddam?

Postby Big-Will » Fri May 08, 2015 5:52 am

Good point.

Well, let's see...

Saddam is dead. Once he was killed in real life, there was no more reason to keep him alive in South Park. So, given that the Americans captured him in Canada, he died in an American jail or prison, maybe even in Guantanamo, lol, although a part of me thinks the Canadians killed him when they rushed him and piled up on him, and that it was just his corpse that was in the parade soon after.
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