Who would make a better president, Kenny or Cartman?

[203177]

Oh alright i say Kenny.

[Gargotho]

kenny, but everyday there'd b a funeral 4 president mccormac, then the following day an inagruration 4 his vp, it get annoying REALLY fast, but its better than president cartman

[big kenny]

if cartman died i,d be happy so kenny

[Wii fit man]

This is so easy! Kenny, duh. I mean, Cartman would be terrible! He'd kill all the jews( I'm not Jewish, but I still care). He's stupid, and he wouldn't do anything for the people!

[aManiacFrom2003]

Kenny FTW

[miracle123]

Kenny of course. Then it would pretty much be "Porn for everyone!"
It would be hard to hear his speeches though...

[big kenny]

im a jew so cert. kennynotrealyajew

[Kelly MacCornmac]

I'd say Kenny because at least if he gets killed he will come back.

[Randy Marsh 2016]

Kenny would be a good president. He would try to make things better for everyone.

Cartman would end up being like Kim Jong un.

[Milo Vonnegut]

McCormick-Care.

[Splash McFly]

I guess Kenny. Cartman would kill off everyone he doesn't like (or make it look like an accident). He would be pure evil.

[Mister_Hankey]

I would definitely vote for CARTMAN!!!

[dodaswag]

c`mon you guys cartman would like be the best military strategi leader a country could wish for. But kenny should be his vp

[KnarphfromHolland]

Kenny without any doubt.
He's one of those guys who don't speak much but has unsuspected wisdom and depth and who's words matter.
(No wonder if you already lived and died over a hundred times.)
Kenny is everything Cartman is not or will ever be. No doubt his current affectionate phase will turn out to be nothing more than a nightmare he will soon wake up from.

[Jesi]

Kenny would be terrible president... he is poor and would make counry poor as well.
Where Cartman can lie and manipulate... perfect politician traits.