...which now brings me to who my favorite female South Park character. My favorite female South Park character is Bebe Stevens, because she's mostly down-to-earth as long as you can get past the fact that she can be way in over her head on a few occasions. She may have been second best next to Wendy Testaburger in the early seasons, but Bebe eventually surpassed her when Wendy was no longer the cute little girl who happened to be the only other kid that often served as the voice of reason for The Boys (Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny) before 2001's massive overhaul of changes led to Kyle being the glorified voice of reason for Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Butters and Tweek, as well as the central fully-fledged protagonist hero, tumbling Stan down the pecking order ladder along with Wendy and even Kenny, Ike & Pip, while Butters, Bebe, Token, Craig and Tweek were all primed to make a huge jump from background character to either mid-tier recurring character or have the potential to serve as a breakout top-tier main character in place of Kenny. In Bebe's case, she's smokin' HOT because she has the long frizzy/curly blonde hair, and--what I often feel goes unnoticed--also how she usually deals with Eric Cartman. The only time Bebe was kinder to Cartman was when he shared his personal stuffed animal toys with her in the basement. Bebe is someone who also seems capable of being evil, like when she stunted Kyle down the list of how the boys rank in looks to catapult Clyde up the top, for the shoes because Clyde's dad works at a shoe shop. She almost shot Wendy to death on "The List" before she wound up accidentally shooting Kenny instead, and Sergeant Yates arrested Bebe for her crimes.
One thing most South Park fanfiction posters, writers and dedicated forum members haven't noticed was that both Cartman and Bebe are cunning, medieval and ruthless when they need to be, either separately or at the same time. I think Bebe's brief relationship with Kyle was ill-advised, given that Kyle didn't really mesh well with Bebe. Stan has the special IT factor for a long-term, on and off relationship with Wendy, since they match. I'm not sure if Bebe is dating Clyde out of pure love long-term or if she's clearly only dating him and using him for a chance to get free shoes because his dad. It all got me thinking that Bebe should've been Cartman's lover instead of Kyle or Clyde.
And if I had my own altered version of The List episode based around the 2007-08 season, instead of having Bebe get outnumbered by Wendy, exactly like she would do to Cartman, I would start the scene as normal with Kyle trying to burn down the school for buying into the fact that he's the ugliest kid on the girls' list, only for Stan and Wendy to arrive in the nick of time to stop Kyle from going through with the burn down the school plan. Stan and Wendy gave Kyle the realization that the list owner that pegged him the ugliest boy was actually corrupt for free shoes. Then here comes Bebe with a gun in her hand from outta nowhere!!!
One change I would make to the Wendy v. Bebe fight on the school rooftop is that instead of having Wendy initially struggle to jockey with Bebe for Bebe's handgun and get Bebe arrested, I'd have Eric Cartman suddenly appearing on the school rooftops, because apparently he's one spot higher than Kyle on Bebe's chosen list of boys ranked from cute to ugly, and knowing Cartman, I think Bebe should've teamed up with Cartman, because Cartman always has to have his happy moments of Kyle being inferior to him, and also to prevent the real actual list of pegging Cartman as the ugliest at the end of the episode on the closing credits scene. So a tag team of Kyle/Wendy v. Bebe/Cartman on the school rooftops is what should've sufficed. Cartman had a good reason to appear during the Wendy/Bebe fight, and presumably help Bebe protect her chosen list.
or how he just finds pee disgusting.
Otherwise Wendy for her strong feminist opinion, Randy for all the stupid things he brings to the table and PC Principal for being
so much hot sh*t and absurdly mean to every little things people say.
but it's my way of showing you what kind of guy I am.
Firstly, he has all 7 virtues. Approximately
Prudentia (Prudence) - Kenny has life experience and common sense, much more then other boys. He not was borned with golden spoon at the mouth. His life is cruel and he knows real price of every cent. Living with his degradating parents he could become main school bully or nark scum, but he is... just Kenny, trying be a normal, as he can.
Fortitudo (Fortitude) - Kenny is superhero, dudes! Regular self-sacrifice. Stone-balls and absolutely fearless. Time to time he makes only one choice - save his friends and even other persons. He is only one.
Justitia (Justice) - very interesting, that Butters at "Going Native" made sharp and smart marks about boys, and Kenny was one real guy, who don't afraid tell the true. He has no illusions about his friends; he kind but just, always has opinions about them and tell it, but muffffle-mufffle-muffffffle. Kenny nobody takes an evil side (except the Stick of Truth, of course) and never plays unfair. May be, only against Cartman. Sometimes.
Temperantia (Temperance) - ooops, here we have some problems, yep. Kenny easily addicted, but can hold control himself enough – he is not on drugs every day, in any case. Remember, Randy and Jerald, for example, were more addicted by them temptations. Also as poor child Kenny usually uses only necessary things and knows what is self-restraint.
Fides (Faith, Faithfulness) as fidelity – is more devoted his loved persons without any self-satisfaction than Kenny? Kyle has became a new Ghandy or another prophet and Stan usually finished his feats in San-Diego. Kenny was fidel even Butters, hamburgers!
Spes (Hope) – hope despite despair. O, it’s really about Kenny. Who can stay cheerful and resilient after so unbelievable horrible deaths? And if your super best friends don’t remember about it? And neither God nor Devil can nothing tell you about your superpower?
Caritas (Charity) – love and care. Hey, Kenny has a heart the size of Wyoming state. He care about Karen, his parents, friends and, in fact, about all people. And sure, Kenny has may be some regrettable successes in love with girls. In the same time mentally he stays an innocent kind child and has no aggression against other people.
So, Kenny is walking personification of Christian goodness, isn’t he? Cause he has saved Moses, Jews agree too.
Second, Kenny is most covered, mysterious and muffled character in SP Really, after 20 seasons he has not his own episode yet. He was no leader or main char of punch line, only secondary. We know nothing about his life outside school – what about his parent’s meth’s laboratory? In fact, this darkness gives authors a lot of space for new ideas.
And at last some funny – so, who is real prototype of Kenny, mmm?
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