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TinaSchuh wrote:KennyMcCormickxo wrote:I'm having a bad hair day..
and I accedentally kissed my dogs eyeball. Sick. X_x
My husband had to give our dog mouth to mouth once. Not Lady, the dog we have now, but another one named Morgan. I was mowing the yard so I missed the whole ordeal. Morgan was playing with our other dog, Dino, and her collar got caught on Dino’s lower jaw, as he tried to shake loose, he choked Morgan to death. She actually died, stopped breathing, went limp and shat herself. My husband could not get her collar off because it was wound tight on Dino’s jaw; he ended up sawing it off with a dull knife. After she was free he tried to get my attention to ask me what to do; but I had headphones on and a mower under me. So, he just closed her mouth and blew air in her nose (something he saw on the animal channel once); by the time I saw what was going on, she literally started breathing at that very moment. It scared the hell out of him.
Jesus Tapdancing Christ!
I'm a Jew.
A lonely Jew.
I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
On Christmas.
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Dude,I know you're feeling jealous right now. But you can't blame me because I've got a sweet ass. I can't help it!
A lonely Jew.
I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
On Christmas.
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Dude,I know you're feeling jealous right now. But you can't blame me because I've got a sweet ass. I can't help it!
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Random fact about Lady: My husband’s dog just farted right behind me then got up and left the room before I realized what happened. I think I’m going to have to leave the planet. Holy cow!
What has that dog been eating!?! Notice, I no loner stake claim to her since she let a sneaky and stinky fart in my room; I think she learned that from my husband; I mean, cutting one then leaving the room; he’s infamous for that little trick.

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That's me as a SouthPark character.
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I'm a Jew.
A lonely Jew.
I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
On Christmas.
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Dude,I know you're feeling jealous right now. But you can't blame me because I've got a sweet ass. I can't help it!
A lonely Jew.
I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew.
On Christmas.
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Dude,I know you're feeling jealous right now. But you can't blame me because I've got a sweet ass. I can't help it!
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