Boobs Are f*ckin Great! If ya don't like em DON'T post here!

[tweek_sensation]

while we're in the swing of things. Return of The Lord of The Rings to The Two Towers. I love that episode!!

[Greekmunkee103]

Yeah, boobs are really fun when they get kicked in mosh pits or when your little sister thinks she's funny and gives you a sock in the boob. *Curses her boobs*

[No_substitute_for_you]

Boobs suck.

I have been physically abused in my boobs so many times thinking about it makes them hurt.

[RacheyraE]

Boobs suck.

I have been physically abused in my boobs so many times thinking about it makes them hurt.

I agree... boobs totally suck!

[Misty_Park_3R]

Boobs do not suck; they are a very useful bargaining tool.

[triplemultiplex]

I'll take any size beuwwbzz. I've seen some girls that were living in flatsville but they were still f*ckin' hot.

I tell you what I don't like are them bimbos with thier silicorn tits. They're almost revolting, like they're trying to escape. Quaid, start the reactor! I'll take flat chested over plastic titties any day.

[Misty_Park_3R]

[quote="triplemultiplex":053e9]I'll take any size beuwwbzz. I've seen some girls that were living in flatsville but they were still f*ckin' hot.

I tell you what I don't like are them bimbos with thier silicorn tits. They're almost revolting, like they're trying to escape. Quaid, start the reactor! I'll take flat chested over plastic titties any day.[/quote:053e9]

I have a friend that was flat but had the fakes put in. She hugged me and it felt strange because they were so hard. She said to me, “Now you’re not the only one that can smash your big boobies against someone.”

[esp ltd kid 5]

boobs rock...but arent that big of a deal to me......

[ILuvKennyMcCormick23]

I don't get why chicks at my school stuff their bras with toilet paper. It's so f*cking stupid! There's a chick at my school who stuffs her bra soooo much, and you can totally tell, too. I hate her. She's HELLA annoying.
Im flat, but who gives a f*ck? Im barely 13, I have plenty of time to get beeewwwwbs, I don't need big silicone titties and toilet paper to be happy with my body.

[esp ltd kid 5]

chicks that stuff thier bra are hella funny....they think "oh look at em they were little 2 days ago...but now they've grown" and they expect you not to tell thier stuffed...it's retarted.

[Brave_Sir_Ribbit]

i wanna see some boobs

How sad is it that this was his one and only post.

[toxicsideeffects]

I don't get why chicks at my school stuff their bras with toilet paper. It's so f*cking stupid! There's a chick at my school who stuffs her bra soooo much, and you can totally tell, too. I hate her. She's HELLA annoying.

Nooo no no no. Toilet paper is such a dead giveaway. So are socks.

Here's whatcha do. Take balloons. Fill them up with Jell-O or pudding (pudding works best, but kind of messy to do). Let them sit overnight in fridge to get to their normal consistency. Put them in your bra. They look more natural.

Trust me. I used this for an acting class. I had to tape down my 36Cs with duct tape (OWCH!) and act like a superficial girl shopping for the "right boob size." After the class...well, everyone in the class knew my boobs are on the big side, and they're all going, "Dude, how'd you get so flat for this?!"

Cue the shirt going up to reveal my taped-down chest.

And it was a BITCH to get off, too.

[Line_kenny_goticgirl!]

[color=cyan:462e8]So,I can't change anything because I have big boobs and a little big butt I'm overweight.But the girls in my school don't worry with that they looks a stick,they don't have ,boobs and they are short but the boys only look to girls have boobs and a big butt.Do you meet Gisele Bündchen?Di Caprio's girlfriend...She's awful she looks a stick [/color:462e8]

[triplemultiplex]

Duct taped boobs? Wow duct tape really does have a thousand uses.
At least there's no chest hair to pull out upon removal

[nall]

boobs are fun

Yes, you've got quite the pair, coffeeguy.

And stardustkenny, I declare you to be too young for this thread. I'm telling your mother.