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Family Guy quotes
I know a lot of people here love Family Guy, so post some of your favorite Family Guy quotes here.
Heres one:
Chris: Doctor, I need you to get rid of this zit!
Doug (Chris's Zit): You traitor!
Doctor: Whoa, that's a doosie! I bet some of those awful kids at school call you Zit face?
Chris: No
Doctor: Papa zit?
Chris: No
Doctor: Pus peak?
Chris: No
Doctor: Fat ass?
Chris: Well..yeah..

Heres one:
Chris: Doctor, I need you to get rid of this zit!
Doug (Chris's Zit): You traitor!
Doctor: Whoa, that's a doosie! I bet some of those awful kids at school call you Zit face?
Chris: No
Doctor: Papa zit?
Chris: No
Doctor: Pus peak?
Chris: No
Doctor: Fat ass?
Chris: Well..yeah..


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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
here's another one-
Judge: Im sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!
That reminds me of Dane Cook's "Not so Kool Aid" skit.
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
here's another one-
Judge: Im sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!

That reminds me of Dane Cook's "Not so Kool Aid" skit.
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"Christians don't believe in gravity."
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Man in white: "What do you want?"
Stewie: "Freedom! What do you want?"
Man in white: "I want to get the hell out of here!"
Stewie: "Oh I'm sorry, we're all out of that. I'm afraid all we have left is untimely death."
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God: "Jesus Christ!"
Jesus: "What?"
God: "Get the Escalade, we're outta here!"
(edited to correct it.)
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Man in white: "What do you want?"
Stewie: "Freedom! What do you want?"
Man in white: "I want to get the hell out of here!"
Stewie: "Oh I'm sorry, we're all out of that. I'm afraid all we have left is untimely death."
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God: "Jesus Christ!"
Jesus: "What?"
God: "Get the Escalade, we're outta here!"
(edited to correct it.)
Last edited by triplemultiplex on Mon Sep 05, 2005 1:00 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
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