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Kyle: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
because there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Lakish..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the f*ck is up
With lighting all these f*cking Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew..
I can't be merry, because i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.
Dude: Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month that you shoud be glad..
Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behavior, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
Kyle: And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
Dude: That's right! You're a Jew, a stylin' Jew..
It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
because there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Lakish..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the f*ck is up
With lighting all these f*cking Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew..
I can't be merry, because i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.
Dude: Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month that you shoud be glad..
Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behavior, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
Kyle: And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
Dude: That's right! You're a Jew, a stylin' Jew..
It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
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haha yeah I totally agree,usually the christmas ep focus more on kyle which is very good!!god damn it,I can't wait anymore!!I gotta see the new ep!!so close,but yet so far 

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yeah ur right kb,it's like they're using kyle now just 4 cartman's jokes....it's not like in season 8 with all the kyle and cartman argues which I love so much
so far,only cartman has continued persueding his jew jokes but kyle dosn't respond much,which is getting serious 


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that would b so awesome
I wanna see the biggest fight/arguement/bet between cartman and kyle ever !!!! that could even kick cartmans ass,which means WOOOOOOOW 


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I'm me
I think that's a good enough excuse right
and we need to see guts on the street,and mutilated bodies,and popped open skulls,descomposing corpses and........wait what the f*ck did I eat today
anyways we need something good 




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well cartman managed to kill(well not him but it was his plan and he did make them into chilli)Scott's parents,told evreryone and didn't go to jail,so why should kyle,and it would b in self defence
and knowing sp cartman could come back along with kenny
anyways,yeah we need blood BLOOD!!





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