The Official Kyle Discussion Thread

[bugzbunnie6]

It's great when Kyle sings....
The first one to post the lyrics to 'Lonely Jew' gets 10 points! Hurry!

[KyleBenoit]

Kyle: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
because there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Lakish..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the f*ck is up
With lighting all these f*cking Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew..
I can't be merry, because i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.

Dude: Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month that you shoud be glad..

Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behavior, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
Kyle: And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
Dude: That's right! You're a Jew, a stylin' Jew..
It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.

[spazmagee]

whoa, dude

[KyleBenoit]

I hope Kyle sings in the Christmas episode of season nine. I miss his adorable little singing voice. Oh and if he goes hatless in that ep...that would make it a really cool Christmas episode!

[kyle_vs_cartman]

haha yeah I totally agree,usually the christmas ep focus more on kyle which is very good!!god damn it,I can't wait anymore!!I gotta see the new ep!!so close,but yet so far

[KyleBenoit]

I just hope Kyle gets a BIG role this time. I was kinda dissappointed with this season. Not that it's bad or anything, I just dislike what they're doing to Kyle...so far. I hope everything turns out okay for him.

[kyle_vs_cartman]

yeah ur right kb,it's like they're using kyle now just 4 cartman's jokes....it's not like in season 8 with all the kyle and cartman argues which I love so much so far,only cartman has continued persueding his jew jokes but kyle dosn't respond much,which is getting serious

[KyleBenoit]

My theory is Kyle's just getting tired of Cartman always ripping on him so he's ignoring him now. Hopefully in one episode he finally snaps and just beats the sh*t out of Cartman for tormenting him all this time.

[kyle_vs_cartman]

that would b so awesome I wanna see the biggest fight/arguement/bet between cartman and kyle ever !!!! that could even kick cartmans ass,which means WOOOOOOOW

[KyleBenoit]

It should be like Cripple Fight, exept more voilence.

[kyle_vs_cartman]

if it's with cartman and kyle,defo alot of violence,I wanna see blubberbutt suffer mwhahahahaha

[KyleBenoit]

Ooo! Ooo! There needs to be blood too! ...I know, I can be evil when I want to be. I like pain, what's your excuse???

[kyle_vs_cartman]

I'm me I think that's a good enough excuse right and we need to see guts on the street,and mutilated bodies,and popped open skulls,descomposing corpses and........wait what the f*ck did I eat today anyways we need something good

[KyleBenoit]

Yeah we need some blood to come out of fatass, but we don't want Kyle to actually kill him. That would kinda suck because Cartman would be killed off and Kyle would go to jail. We don't want that, now do we?

[kyle_vs_cartman]

well cartman managed to kill(well not him but it was his plan and he did make them into chilli)Scott's parents,told evreryone and didn't go to jail,so why should kyle,and it would b in self defence and knowing sp cartman could come back along with kenny anyways,yeah we need blood BLOOD!!