1,000 signs that you watch too much South Park Round 2

[Stupid_whore]

95. You say the whole treefidy line that Chefs parents did everyday

96. You think that crabpeople are real

97. You think that Mr. Hanky is real

98. You think that the underpants gnomes are real

99. You think that Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig are real

100. You sing Its Easy M'kay and Uncle Fucka everyday

[DertyDan]

101:You and your friend are aloud to do the biggest history report of the year on south park.

[general disaray]

102. You own a copy of Backdoor Sluts 9

[bulrog2004]

103 - at wed night if not at home, you try to hook up in a hotspot to try to download the latest ep

104 - when walking/driving near hippies, you play "raining blood" in your car stereo/mp3 player

105 - you got a mirror copy of spscriptorium just in case big-will run out of bandwidth

106 - you hate the sp translation because it's too lame

107 - you downloaded several times the 6th season dvdr just to get a nicer version

[Cartman_91]

108: You blame evrything on Crab people

109: You get plastic surgery to become a dolphin

110: You join the Mel gibson fan club

[general disaray]

111. You go to little league games to get drunk and beat up other dads, regardless if you have kids or not

[omg_ykk!]

112: you just want your gamesphere back.

113: you have a friend who dies on a daily basis.

114: you count the times you say or hear the word 'sh*t' in a day.

115: you no longer trust woodland critters.

[Grundy INC]

116. Whever you cant think of something you ask yourself what would Brian Boitano do?

117. You belive the meaning of life is hidden in South Park and watch every episode 10 times to see if theres a message in there.

118. When your talking about South Park and people say whats South Park? You walk away and make a mental note to egg there house

[kyles_jew_friend]

119. You've gone outside singing, " There's a bunch of birds in the sky.." before

120. you've called someone a f*cking jew.

[transmitfailure6]

121. when you have an hour left to finish your paper, all you want to do is for 10pm to come for an all new episode of south park.

[IneedBoutTREEFIDDY]

122.if your friend gets a girlfriend, you think she's a succubus

[almostajewlikekyle]

#123. You like it so much that you sign up on a website and spend your entire day on a BBS just to find out how much other people like it.








!!!!!!waitaminit!!!!!!

[ezikial2517]

124. Whenever anyone asks you an annoying question you respond with a high pitched: "Oh my God! It's the Gladiator guy!!!"

125. You frequently ask your jewish girlfriend to split her jewgold with you

126. You dress up as Professor Chaos for halloween, and have stupid people call you Magneto all night long

127. Every time there is an awkward silence with your friends, you suggest a fag drag

128. You know that "you shouldna' done that. he just a boy"

129. You never really cared that directors went back and changed their movies, until Free Hat. Now nothing makes you angrier.

130. You know that Bullrog has lots and lots of powers.

and so many more...

[DarkDucky]

131: you say "tits" instead of "cool"

132: you say "kenny woulda done it" whenever one of your friends won't do something for you

133: you dress up as a cowboy named Artemis and you play with your toy Clyde Frog and pretend to save a doll named Selma Hayak from a big spider while singing songs about how you're a "badass cowboy livin' in a cowboy daze"

[Grundy INC]

134. You think the way Kenny talks should be a language learnt in all schools

135. You develop what can only be known as "a Cartmen Accent"

136.The words mmmkay?, GODDAMMIT!, jewgold and Mr Garrisennnn(said in that wierd way) become part of your day to day conversation

137. You make more than one post on this topic