1,000 signs that you watch too much South Park Round 2

[Laurie0212]

320. You use the “our parents are dead” trick in order to get your way.

321. You named your dog Sparky and made it wear a pink bandanna.

322. You named your cat Kitty so that you can say. "No Kitty, that's my pot pit. NO KITTY! THATS A BAD KITTY!" when he meows while you're eating pot pie.

323. You call Cheese puffs "Cheesy Poofs" and you sing the song while you eat them.

324. You made a Mr. Hat puppet and a Mr. Twig.

325. Every screenname you have online is a reference to South Park.

[Baddadded]

#326 You've tried to get an orka on the moon with the help of MASA

[Bat girl]

#328 you won't hang out with your best friends unless they dress up like the boys.

[DarkDucky]

329) you dump your girlfriend because she doesn't look like wendy

[Agaath95]

330 You prank call the Russian president twice a week.
331 You spend days looking for southpark stuff on e-bay.

[Cartman_91]

332: You try to send a whale to the moon

333: You find the word sh*t boring because it was sued to much in it hits the fan

334: You have overr 2000 points in the trivia game

335: You spend your whole day on the South Park BBS

[Laurie0212]

336. You think every girl named Bebe is super cool.

337. You want to move to the real South Park, Colorado just so you can say you live there.

338. You record each episode just so you can rewatch it every night until the next new episode.

339. You and your friends often play Lord of the Rings.

340. You pronounce the word "boobs" as "buubs."

341. You prank call Chinese restaurants just for fun.

342. You wonder if someone's ashes really do taste like chocolate milk mix.

343. You have taught yourself how to do all the voices from the show.

344. For Halloween you and your twin go as Good (Name) and Evil (Name), the only difference being a mustache and beard.

345. You tape Barbra Streisand pictures to the corners of your tv screen so that you can watch all your shows in Spooky Vision.

[jollybrian]

346. when you see a person in a wheelchair you yell TIMMY!

347. You've stayed up until 3:30am to see if the underpants gnomes exist.

348. you think AIDS is finally funny.

349. When someone pisses you off you wish cancer upon them.

350. you've searched for the North American Man Boy Love Association website.

[MissingOctober]

351. You've searched for the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes.

[Cartman_91]

352. You can't help laugh when someone say m'kay

[terrance&philliparesw]

353. You spend all Christmas day looking in the toilet bowl to see if a talking piece of poo will jump out

354. You try and mate an Elephant & a Pot-belly Pig to produce little "pot-belly elephants you can keep in the house"

355. You think the album "Disinegration" by the Cure is the best album everrr!

356. You nickname you're best friend "Kyle" & make him/her wear a green hat like Kyle's

357. You purchase a blue towel, paint a stoned face on it & name it "Towelie"

[A Giant Douche]

358: You believe in Marklar and the Queen Spider.

[eric_cartman78161]

359- you gain 200 pounds just so u can look like cartman

360- you know exactely how kenny is going to die in every episode

[spazmagee]

361- You sing a song involing woman everytime somebody has a problem.

[Bei_Bei]

When you name your newborn child one of the characters from South Park.