Kill the person above you

[The_Paper_Boy]

By "Laughing my f*cking ass off" are you trying to kill him?

-While he's laughing, I go up to him and stabs him with my kitchen knife-

[frenchpplpissmeoff]

no....anyway*stabs you with a...butter knife!!!*

[Recnahs]

has Tara Reid suduce you then kill you in your sleep

[frenchpplpissmeoff]

so wrong....

[The_Paper_Boy]

^ Don't spam.

-Gets Terrance and Phillip to keep farting in your face until it's too much and you die-

[SociallyxUnacceptable]

*Throws a pickaxe into your side and laughs over your slowly dying form*

Gods I'm a sicko. =D

[Princesslovelypants]

I feng shui you to death you sissy.

[Chishio]

I cut off your face and wear it as a mask, like on "The Devil's Rejects". Oh, and then I simply stab you in the heart.

[Princesslovelypants]

Leaving you at the mercy of my arch enemy... The Ginger Ninja.

[Chishio]

Ooh, yeah! I use to be a ginger before I dyed my hair...Now I'm gonna run a pipe through your head!

[Recnahs]

lazily i shoot you with a fricken twelve gadge what do you think

[Princesslovelypants]

To day is rat Xmas... My wonderfully trained rats sever your achilles and cartoid arteries with their sharp little teeth and drink your blood through little straws whilst squeaking"away in a manger" in a 5 point harmony. The smaller rats paddle and sail about on little rafts, some fingerpaint. Then they eat you and go home happy.

Obviously I just sit back filing my nails and waiting for death again.

[Vine17]

takes a pancake and throws like a frissbe at princesslovelypantses head and chops it off

[Princesslovelypants]

Half my rat army takes me and my head off to hospital. Now I don't have to cook xmas dinner.

I send the rest of the rats off with one of those new swanky mobile phones so I can watch them kill the next person by making their intestines into a frienship bracelet.

- Nurse Ratshit! More pillows, please!

[Chishio]

I throw you into a volcano!