Role Play Thread

[omgyoukilledkenny189]

I'll be the santa that had a shotgun boom head shot

[Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny]

^
Be serious or get out.
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*Three different flight attendants each gave Spike two drinks, not noticing that he had already had his share*

Flahnlasj! Heh-heh! I like those dwinks! *BURP* Mehs wants mowe! Heh.....heh..yeah-sies. No wories, dwinks make it aww bettew. Yayyyyyyyyyyy.

*Still in a drunk state, he quickly dyes his hair and changes clothes for no apparent reason. He now looks like:

*

[spazmagee]

^ seriously now, what the hell?

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*karli is out of it today. She left her hat in another seat and is stumbling over her words(all the kids at school made fun of her today, AND it was Valentine's day, what the hell?) but she's still cooh 8-} )

[Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny]

The new spike (which I made to look more like me) goes up to Karli, fully refreshed and no longer drunk.

What's wrong?

[Mr. Hat_DX27]

*Kyle* Oh yeah...alright...*goes and sits next to Cartman* What's up with you dude? You're not being an assh*le today.

*Cartman manages to cover up his sincere with a much more devious looking one* “Eh, I’m just saving my energy for when we reach the Jew Hive.”

[rennyloveskenny]

*the plane lands and Christine gets off the plane as does Kyle*

(By the way guys....I won't be on tonight....something came up last minute. I know Karli's sad....but well there's only so much I can do@:D)

[spazmagee]

(AW! Bitch!)

*karli (renny is a bitch) gets (bitch-a-roony-doony) off (i mean, what a bitch!) and (STUPID BIATCH) walks (b-i-t-c-h) out (renny is a bitch) of (renny isn't a bitch...*snicker* YEAH RIGHT!!) the (she's a bigger bitch then Kyle's mom) plane (Renny's a bitch that has two friends by the name karli but only one is cool the other is a nerdy bitch like her and she watches French Olympics and she thought that Montreal and Quebec wasn't in the same province becuase she is a STUPID BITCH)

[Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny]

WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL on Renny is a bitch........

Sorry to steal your song Cartman. Anyway, why do you and Christine keep sitting next to each other?

[spazmagee]

*karli picks up a rock and throws it at Spike* "Because they can."

[Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny]

*Spike is about to punch Karli back when he remembers that he can't hit girls*

Ah, you can barely consider her a girl. You can't even tell

*He kicks her ass (not literally, because he is not a pervert)*

[spazmagee]

*But 'kicking somebody's ass' to Spike is throwing the weakest punch ever, so Karli turns around a kicks him in the balls and he cries like the little prick he is*

[Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny]

*Spike knocks karli to the ground and knocks her out*

[spazmagee]

*but 'knock out' to Spike is hit the ground, so Karli uses her foot and trips Spike, who falls in a near by lake*

[Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny]

Little does spazmagee know that "knocked out" to Spike means knock unconcious. She wakes up and he apologizes.

[spazmagee]

*karli doesn't accept the apology and pushes Spike into the lake*