1,000 signs that you watch too much South Park Round 2

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OneOfMyTurns
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Postby OneOfMyTurns » Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:24 pm

869---when you pause it at that moment in the episode where cartman thinks he dies, and his mom is getting railed and is screaming and cartman thinks she is crying....you know you watch too much south park when you pause it and crank one out to that
Dude Cartman Rocks
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Postby Dude Cartman Rocks » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:04 pm

870. You pre-order all the Seasons DVD's
871 You cry when Kenny dies
872. You use TIVO to record all the episodes even though you have them on DVD and on your computer.
873. You wait till 1:00am to watch the Secret Stash when South Park the movie is on, and again, you have the movie on DVD
Phreaker47
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Postby Phreaker47 » Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:13 pm

Honestly didn't read all the hundreds of these to check for a dupe, but:

874. You find yourself ending lots of sentences with "buddy" or "guy".
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rankorder
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Postby rankorder » Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:59 pm

875: You actually got high with Towelie in the parking lot of a bar one night.
FatDougie
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Postby FatDougie » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:37 am


876. You despise the fact that Hayes left, Yet you cried when chef fell to his death, but then cheered when he was brought back as vader buy the Scientologist! Oops! (I mean the “Super Adventured Club”)
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godofcows
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Postby godofcows » Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:42 am

877. your wedding song was up there
FatDougie
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Postby FatDougie » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:05 am

godofcows wrote:877. your wedding song was up there


WTF?
sdikblack
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Postby sdikblack » Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:24 am

878 - you find crossing a bridge the perfect moment to tell a jew joke
anti-fruityclubmember
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Postby anti-fruityclubmember » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:06 am

871 You were AT the Biggest Douche in the Universe competition
872 You learned about Primus through the intro (Guilty!)
873 You try and find all the aliens...
874 You've binged on Cheezy Poofs
875 You find yourself singing the Montage song
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DrzCutestChula
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Postby DrzCutestChula » Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:09 pm

879- You curse the hell out of your boyfriend and kick him out of the house for deleting the season premier of south park from your tivo.... (me).
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Gashead
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Postby Gashead » Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:09 pm

Congratulations number 879. I hope you also slept with his best friend!
P.S. Due to some dodgy counting I think the next number is actually 885 - Come on South Parkateers only another 116 to go.
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FatDougie
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Postby FatDougie » Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:08 pm

885. You get so caught up in this Tom Cruise, MI3, Viacom, Issac Hayes, Scientology thing that you wish they dedicate all of season 10 to ripping Scientology a new assh*le!
dg1119
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Postby dg1119 » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:32 am

30. You have waayy too many SP collectibles.
31. Your significant other thinks you're wayyyy to obsessed over SP
32. You plan on naming your firstborn after a main SP character
33. You know almost all of the answers on the SP Trivia game, because you keep playing it over and over....
34. You have partitioned your hard drive on your computer to store all of the SP downloads you've collected for 10 years...
dg1119
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Postby dg1119 » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:34 am

OH F**K looked at the wrong thread sorry
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Postby dg1119 » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:35 am

no wait i'm NOT for i am


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