If Kenny is so poor...

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Gothic_Butters
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If Kenny is so poor...

Postby Gothic_Butters » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:13 am

...then why was he first in line to buy a PSP?? How the hell could he afford one? Those things are like 200 bucks!!
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Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:59 am

lol. It was never really explained... we might never know.
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:42 am

There's a fanfic about this by Kelly MacCornmac.
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Postby cailindana » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:54 am

Seeing as he's half Irish - a 'salesman' most likely came around to the door and 'offered' it at a knock down price. The Mam beat the shite out of him and voila! PPS.

Either that or he stole it.

Or he became a grave robber & took some other kid's one who loved it so much, he was buried with it. Yeah! It happens for real. (They do insist on killing him when he's least expecting it ya know, so where do you think he hsngs out?!).

Whatever way he bought, borrow or stole it - he deserves it!

Hope he secretly hijacked Mrs. Cartmen on the way home and got FatAss's PSP.....muffle, muffle.....such a kerfuffle!!
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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:09 pm

Stovepipe_Jam wrote:There's a fanfic about this by Kelly MacCornmac.
Thanks SJ here's the link http://www.southparkstudios.com/fans/bbs/viewtopic.php?t=18045&start=0
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Postby Levani » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:21 pm

cailindana wrote:Hope he secretly hijacked Mrs. Cartmen on the way home and got FatAss's PSP.....muffle, muffle.....such a kerfuffle!!


that was kewl.
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Postby ICS » Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:15 pm

you paid for it with you taxes baby. he saved up the Wick-Checks and sold his food stamps for .75 on the dollar until he had enough. its easy.
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Postby Unhooded Kenny » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:34 am

Kenny must have a paper route or something. He also is able to play laser tag and buy all kinds of junk.
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Postby MysticMaddess » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:06 pm

It isn't that obviously explained in the episode, but I think the money might be from the time Kenny's family sued Eric for Kenny dying on a ride in the Cartmanland episode... I'm not too sure.
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Postby ICS » Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:31 pm

MysticMaddess wrote:It isn't that obviously explained in the episode, but I think the money might be from the time Kenny's family sued Eric for Kenny dying on a ride in the Cartmanland episode... I'm not too sure.


interesting theory, i would've never thought of that, but it makes a whole lotte sense.
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Postby ClaudiaCartmen » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:11 pm

i was actaually saying that they can sue so any people
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Postby Kenny199 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:26 pm

You do realize you bumped a 5 month old thread...right?
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Postby BassloopUK » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:35 am

I believe that Kenny won a PSP, only it was one of those competitions where you only get a voucher with no guarantee that you'd actually get one on release. However, being so poor, Kenny decided that this was his opportunity to finally be one of those kids with something new and cool and so waited in line to ensure that he got one first.

They never said he paid for it :)
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Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:55 pm

You see, the thing is, it doesn’t need to make any sense. It’s a cartoon, and most of all, it’s freaking SP! The fact that Kenny IS so poor and gets the PSP first makes it even funnier. It doesn’t really have to follow any real logic.
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Postby kenny_mccormick_kicks_ass » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:03 am

ya ive nodist that too kenny got a psp, new closes on "south park is gay", plays laser tag, goes to the movies, he has a bike, he has all those posters in his room, etc sounds to me like he isnt as poor as he looks

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