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Butters1990
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Fav "Quote" South Park

Postby Butters1990 » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:27 pm

Funniest conversation ever:

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

Thats mine.
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Postby randyhart » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:30 pm

I like the fragment of the reisistance melody

"They can cut your dick in half and serve it to a pig and altho it hurts youll laugh and dance a dickless jig"
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Cartman's Top Enemy
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Re: Fav "Quote" South Park

Postby Cartman's Top Enemy » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:52 pm

kanichiwa wrote:Funniest conversation ever:

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How wuhd yuh lahke tuh suck mah bawls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, ah'm sorry, actually whut ah sehd wus, (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone) "How wuhd you lahke tuh suck mah bawls, Mistah Garrison?"

That's mine.


Imagine if Garrison took him up on that offer, or where Piggy was hiding that megaphone... :stanpuke:
His attack, his goading and his quick departure from the discussion...clearly demonstrates that [Mr.Hat_DX27], like Stovepipe_Jam, Killahertz9, TheTowlieConnection and others before him, has no integrity.
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Re: Fav "Quote" South Park

Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:55 pm

Cartman's Top Enemy wrote:Imagine if Garrison took him up on that offer, or where Piggy was hiding that megaphone... :stanpuke:


Garrison would have had trouble finding Piggy's miniscule nutsack in the folds of all that fat.
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Postby UnkieHerb » Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:23 pm

"Children, there's a BIG difference between gay people and Mr. Garrison. Do you understand that?"-Chef, The Death Camp of Tolerance.
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Postby Cartman-The-Fat-Ass1019 » Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:28 pm

Bart: Shut up! [points to Kyle] You shut your f*cking face, man! [to Cartman] Did it work? Did you scare the network into pulling the episode?
Cartman: Not yet! But I've come up with a new plan. I've learned how to make the Family Guy writing staff stop working! As soon as everyone goes on their lunch break, I can sneak back in.
Bart: Cool man!
Kyle: Cartman, let me out of this stupid net!!
Cartman: Good, Kyle! That's good anger you're showin' there! See that?! That's emotional character development based on what's happening in the storyline! Not at all like Family Guy. Now, if you'll excuse me, Kyle, [turns and walks away] I've got some idea balls to remove from a manatee tank.
Kyle: WHAT?!
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Postby mdub87 » Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:50 pm

read my sig
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Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:07 pm

he he he,

These are good,

Cartman: Mum can you make me a put pie,
Ms.cartman: Sure hun.
Cartman: thanks mum.
Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No kitty, This is my put pie.


LOL, Anybody got anymore classic Quotes?
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Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:16 pm

Oh man, That is a classic. I forgot about that one.
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Postby PurpleHaze12 » Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:18 am

Why don't u get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie
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Postby Mrs._Stan_Darsh » Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:29 am

Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed.
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.


Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.


Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.



Cartman has the best quotes
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Postby Paladoris » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:47 am

"It's almost as big as Cartman's ass!"
*scoff* "No it isn't, you guys!"
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Postby kacy__sp » Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:54 am

of late?

"..She'll spend hours just playing with 'er ol' Minge!"
"-and her Gary!"
"Right, and her Gary. We did it mate!"
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Postby Paladoris » Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:01 am

"Yeh killed im, yeh bahstads!"
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Postby Butters1990 » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:04 pm

Mrs._Stan_Darsh wrote:Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed.
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.


Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.


Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.



Cartman has the best quotes



Thats like one of the best.
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