Confessions

[Pot_Smoker_Towlie]

I Confess i have done 2 things illegal.

[kenny766]

kay im like new here so, i have a bit of a confession i killed my neighbors cat because there cat ate my pet bird.now there cat is no more.god im still kinda haunted by the images from the cat.

[DarkDucky]

I confess that this is a confession.

I confess that was such a dick thing to say.

I confess that you're a dick for pointing that out.

[suzukichic]

i confess that i...........

[cami_calzone]

I confess that I act nice to my best friend's friends, but they are all little bitches. ugly, rude, and slutty little bitches.

[BlindHamster]

As Towelie would put it: I'm so high right now.

[IneedBoutTREEFIDDY]

I confess that this is a confession.

I confess that was such a dick thing to say.

I confess that you're a dick for pointing that out.

I confess That doesn't make you any less of a dick.

[matts_diva_bitch]

I confess that i think INBTF and DD are both dicks, and should come to accept that.

[Stovepipe_Jam]

[Kennyrox666]

confessions....this sounds like the church i got kicked out of that one time...uh....i like to set fires

um...i haven't taken a shower for five days...i love snorting perscription sleeping pills and asprin then chugging cough syrup...plus I will occasionally steal things...also i confess that the reason that i got kicked out of my church back when i had to go to church was because i was drinking a beer and i set a fire in the bathroom trash can...

[Magnum Innominandum]

I confess that I have Asperger’s Syndrome and possess many secondary traits that point towards schizophrenia. Unfortunately (?), the chances of being diagnosed and treated for the latter are slim to nil due to the fact that many of the symptoms of schizophrenia coincide with those of Asperger’s.

[Stovepipe_Jam]

[bugzbunnie6]

I'll confess that I'm not who you all think I am... *pulls off bugzbunnie6 mask, revealing... Hillary Clinton!*

I'll also confess that I accidentally broke my dog's foot with a brick when I was 5, and I still feel guilty about it years later. Sure, I didn't know what I was doing, and it was an accident, but I still hurt her...

[kenny_lover_kenny_is#1]

I confess that i havnt watched south park in a while like 3 months n that sucks!!

[Stovepipe_Jam]