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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Tue May 09, 2006 2:37 am

Salsa.

If Jewish chick's boobs are called Jewbs, what is her front-bottom called?
meanpenguinxman
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Postby meanpenguinxman » Tue May 09, 2006 8:59 am

a driedel beaver

who would you like to see fight on an all new episode of celebrity deathmatch? (airing june 9th only on mtv2 [i so hate mtv but whatever], sponsored by mountain dew! mm mmm mountain dew
i sure wish i knew how to post a picture thing here (sigh)
devastator_grape
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Postby devastator_grape » Tue May 09, 2006 9:19 am

i would love to see paris hilton get killed by dr. phil or marilyn manson completely destroy ashlee and jessica simpson.

have you or anyone you know had your belly button bitten off by a pelican?
...........if so call me, burt mcgobbler attorney at law, ill sue that pelican's bitch pouchy ass
i am the grape that killed that one orange, you know the one with the puma jacket.
Recnahs

Postby Recnahs » Tue May 09, 2006 10:04 pm

5/10

what is that supposed to mean?
ShadowZach
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Postby ShadowZach » Tue May 09, 2006 11:23 pm

A parody on Larry the Cable Guy and the Mesothelioma commercials.

Why is Larry the Cable Guy a comedian and not a cable guy?
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Recnahs

Postby Recnahs » Tue May 09, 2006 11:25 pm

He is because he is on Cable T.V.

Why does red mean hang up and green mean answer?
meanpenguinxman
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Postby meanpenguinxman » Wed May 10, 2006 10:21 am

->because christmas invented cell phones

what's your favorite chuck norris joke??
i sure wish i knew how to post a picture thing here (sigh)
ProfChaos42
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Wed May 10, 2006 2:50 pm

The one with Chuck Norris.




If you could be a twee, what kind of tweee would you beee?
RAppel
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Postby RAppel » Wed May 10, 2006 4:11 pm

A long, hard, juicy one

How kan a bee fly since scientist say it's impossible?
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ProfChaos42
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Wed May 10, 2006 9:44 pm

Very carefully.




If two wrongs don't make a right, then how come three do?
wendy_fan
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Postby wendy_fan » Wed May 10, 2006 11:11 pm

because the 3rd timez a charm!


i really wanna use this...


wut iz a 3 letter word, using the letters in Summer Vacaion that could fit in the sentence "Princes Man was too busy waxing her new _______." (for a comm arts project)????????
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Recnahs

Postby Recnahs » Wed May 10, 2006 11:55 pm

ass

who is an ass?
ShadowZach
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Postby ShadowZach » Thu May 11, 2006 12:01 am

A donkey

Why is there a woman with hairy armpits on the advertisement slot to the right?
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UCONN2k5
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Postby UCONN2k5 » Thu May 11, 2006 12:13 am

Because you don't shave.

Why do fools fall in love? :o
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ShadowZach
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Postby ShadowZach » Thu May 11, 2006 12:21 am

Because you realized she was the best you could get and you were the best she could get.

Is Levi an anagram of evil or is evil an anagram of Levi?
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