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1007 tsst
Dog whisperer:i can still tell from his stance hes still aggressive
CARTMAN:suck my assh*le tacobender
CARTMAN:suck my assh*le tacobender
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Cartman Gets a Anal Probe: 101
Kyle: Ike, you can't come to school with me. [Ike chortles]
Cartman: Yeah, go home you little dildo.
Kyle: Dude, don't call my brother a dildo!
Stan: What's a dildo?!
Kyle: Well, I don't know… [faces Cartman and points at him] and I'll bet Cartman doesn't know either!
Cartman: I know what it means!
Kyle: Well, what?
Cartman: I'm not telling you.
Stan: What's a dildo Kenny?
Kenny: (It's a giant stick that goes inside the mom's vagina) [the others laugh]
Classic.
Kyle: Ike, you can't come to school with me. [Ike chortles]
Cartman: Yeah, go home you little dildo.
Kyle: Dude, don't call my brother a dildo!
Stan: What's a dildo?!
Kyle: Well, I don't know… [faces Cartman and points at him] and I'll bet Cartman doesn't know either!
Cartman: I know what it means!
Kyle: Well, what?
Cartman: I'm not telling you.
Stan: What's a dildo Kenny?
Kenny: (It's a giant stick that goes inside the mom's vagina) [the others laugh]
Classic.
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Jesus: yay look upon me and know me, my children you should know somthing......Im Packing
and my sig is a good one.
also the one from Die Hippies Die
Cartman: And your going to be down here a lil longer just run with it
Hippy: Just run with it? we've been down here for 5 days
Cartman: Thats to bad heres some joints and your guitar
and my sig is a good one.
also the one from Die Hippies Die
Cartman: And your going to be down here a lil longer just run with it
Hippy: Just run with it? we've been down here for 5 days
Cartman: Thats to bad heres some joints and your guitar
Did you just flip me off?
No
Yes you did you just flipped me the bird
No
Yes you did you just flipped me the bird
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just read my sig. That whole Fat Albert parody in the Clubhouses episode is still f***ing hilarious:
"Why's yo eye all black and blue and s***?"
"Stepdad? You gotta off his ass! Snatch his ass in a bear trap and leave that motherf***er swingin' from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days! Glock, glock, know what I'm sayin'? Dumb ass n**** pullin' s***, damn!"
"Why's yo eye all black and blue and s***?"
"Stepdad? You gotta off his ass! Snatch his ass in a bear trap and leave that motherf***er swingin' from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days! Glock, glock, know what I'm sayin'? Dumb ass n**** pullin' s***, damn!"
"Yea bitch, school in summertime, open your f***in' ears n**** whore, I'll pop yo bitch ass!" - Fat Abbot
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"Damn your black heart, Barbara Streisand."
Randy: There's more to life than profits!
Runs with Premise: Well like what?
Randy: Well like, you know, Slurpees and stuff.
Randy: There's more to life than profits!
Runs with Premise: Well like what?
Randy: Well like, you know, Slurpees and stuff.
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Cartman: It's all cause Kyle's mom's a big fat stupid.....
Kyle: Don't say it Cartman!
Cartman: Welllllllllllllllllllllll
Kyle: I'm Warning You!
Cartman: Ok, Ok
Kyle: I'm Gettin tired of him callin my mom a.....
Cartman:Weeelllll,
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in three different languages by other children]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;
I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat f*ckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa
Kyle: Don't say it Cartman!
Cartman: Welllllllllllllllllllllll
Kyle: I'm Warning You!
Cartman: Ok, Ok
Kyle: I'm Gettin tired of him callin my mom a.....
Cartman:Weeelllll,
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...
[Sung in three different languages by other children]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;
I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat f*ckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

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Scott: "A haiku, depicting Dr. Maguire's death.
Dr. Maguire
Time to have your head smashed in
With my new hammer"
___________
Mr. Garrison: Ok children, today we're going to learn all about Japanise poems called Haiku. A haiku is just like a normal American poem, except that it doesn't rhyme, and it's totally stupid. For example- uh... where's Eric Cartman?
Stan: That's a haiku???
Mr. Garrison: No, I'm asking why Eric Cartman isn't in school.
Stan: Oh.
Mr. Garrison: Was the on the schoolbus this morning?
Stan: No.
Kyle: Fatass Cartman was,
Not on the schoolbus today.
What a big fat turd.
Mr. Garrison: Oh, very good haiku Kyle. Yes, haiku's have five syllables, then seven, then five. Kenny, can you give us another example?
Kenny: *Says his haiku, but it's almost impossible to understand as it's too muffled*
[Everybody in class laughs]
Stan: What's a discharge?
Kyle: Mr. Garrison, since haikus suck so much ass, can we go back to the planeterium again?
Stan: Yeah I wanna go to the planeterium again too!
Mr. Garrison: But you were just there, why do you want to go again so soon?
[Long pause]
Stan: ... yeah why do we wanna go again so soon?
Kyle: I don't know, I just have this sudden urge to go back.
Mr. Garrison: Well I guess we can go again, since it's just down the street-
[Cartman walks in]
Cartman: Well hello, it's all my little friends, with all their little dreams.
Mr. Garrison: Eric, where have you been?
Cartman: Lets see where have I been? Where have I been?
Stan: Where have you been Cartman?
Cartman: Well I might have been over at the Cheesy Puff call backs... winning regional championships!
[Classroom gasps]
Cartman: This is my regional championship certificate, do you like it? Say where's your regional champion certificate Clyde? Oh you don't have one? Hmm... do you have a regional certificate Wendy? No??? Apparently only I do.
Kyle: Ass full of pork fat
Jiggles like a jello mould
Mouth is flapping too.
Cartman: Your haiku insults have no effect on me Kyle, I'm regional champion.
Stan: Does that mean you're gonna be on that Cheesy Poof commercial?
Cartman: It's between me and four other kids. I'm on my way now with my mom to the final.
Kyle: I bet you don't win.
They don't let big fat asses,
Perform on TV.
Mr. Garrison: Very good Kyle.
Cartman: Shut your god damn mouth
Or else I'm... gonna... kick you...
Squa... in the balls... assh*le... Ah damnit!
Dr. Maguire
Time to have your head smashed in
With my new hammer"
___________
Mr. Garrison: Ok children, today we're going to learn all about Japanise poems called Haiku. A haiku is just like a normal American poem, except that it doesn't rhyme, and it's totally stupid. For example- uh... where's Eric Cartman?
Stan: That's a haiku???
Mr. Garrison: No, I'm asking why Eric Cartman isn't in school.
Stan: Oh.
Mr. Garrison: Was the on the schoolbus this morning?
Stan: No.
Kyle: Fatass Cartman was,
Not on the schoolbus today.
What a big fat turd.
Mr. Garrison: Oh, very good haiku Kyle. Yes, haiku's have five syllables, then seven, then five. Kenny, can you give us another example?
Kenny: *Says his haiku, but it's almost impossible to understand as it's too muffled*
[Everybody in class laughs]
Stan: What's a discharge?
Kyle: Mr. Garrison, since haikus suck so much ass, can we go back to the planeterium again?
Stan: Yeah I wanna go to the planeterium again too!
Mr. Garrison: But you were just there, why do you want to go again so soon?
[Long pause]
Stan: ... yeah why do we wanna go again so soon?
Kyle: I don't know, I just have this sudden urge to go back.
Mr. Garrison: Well I guess we can go again, since it's just down the street-
[Cartman walks in]
Cartman: Well hello, it's all my little friends, with all their little dreams.
Mr. Garrison: Eric, where have you been?
Cartman: Lets see where have I been? Where have I been?
Stan: Where have you been Cartman?
Cartman: Well I might have been over at the Cheesy Puff call backs... winning regional championships!
[Classroom gasps]
Cartman: This is my regional championship certificate, do you like it? Say where's your regional champion certificate Clyde? Oh you don't have one? Hmm... do you have a regional certificate Wendy? No??? Apparently only I do.
Kyle: Ass full of pork fat
Jiggles like a jello mould
Mouth is flapping too.
Cartman: Your haiku insults have no effect on me Kyle, I'm regional champion.
Stan: Does that mean you're gonna be on that Cheesy Poof commercial?
Cartman: It's between me and four other kids. I'm on my way now with my mom to the final.
Kyle: I bet you don't win.
They don't let big fat asses,
Perform on TV.
Mr. Garrison: Very good Kyle.
Cartman: Shut your god damn mouth
Or else I'm... gonna... kick you...
Squa... in the balls... assh*le... Ah damnit!
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
Cartman: Hey dudes.
Stan: What's the matter Cartman?
Cartman: It's this V-Chip. I hate it. I can't say any dirty words.
Kyle: Really? So you can't say, "f*ck?"
Cartman: No.
Kyle:And you can't say, "sh*t?"
Cartman: Nope.
Kyle: So you can't say, "I'm Eric Cartman, the fattest f*cking piece of sh*t in the world?"
Cartman: F*ck you! AHH!
Kyle: Dude! Sweet!
-The Movie
Stan: What's the matter Cartman?
Cartman: It's this V-Chip. I hate it. I can't say any dirty words.
Kyle: Really? So you can't say, "f*ck?"
Cartman: No.
Kyle:And you can't say, "sh*t?"
Cartman: Nope.
Kyle: So you can't say, "I'm Eric Cartman, the fattest f*cking piece of sh*t in the world?"
Cartman: F*ck you! AHH!
Kyle: Dude! Sweet!
-The Movie
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"I AM HENNEEEFER LOPEZZZZZZZZZ.... I LOVE TACOS AND BURRITOS!!!!"
One of my super-all time favorites comes from The Movie though- it's this classic exchange between Cartman and Stan:
Stan:"Do any of you guys know where I can find the CLITORIS?"
Cartman: "What, is that like finding Jesus or something?"
Cracks me up every time.
One of my super-all time favorites comes from The Movie though- it's this classic exchange between Cartman and Stan:
Stan:"Do any of you guys know where I can find the CLITORIS?"
Cartman: "What, is that like finding Jesus or something?"
Cracks me up every time.
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