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Al Gore is back in the area, and saying something like he wants someone to go with him to the land down under looking for Manbearpig....agian. When will he learn? Anyways, once there, he's too much of a pussy to go into a cave, so he sends you in instead. You get lost, and come to a dead end in the passage way. Spiders climb out of the crebises and kill you and comsome your flesh!


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I summon the ghost of Bon Scott and have him invade your house. You get so excited, you die of a coronary!
Come see what I've been doing at:
http://angusmctavish.deviantart.com
http://www.youtube.com/user/IJustWatchEm71
AngusArt updated 4/9/17.
http://angusmctavish.deviantart.com
http://www.youtube.com/user/IJustWatchEm71
AngusArt updated 4/9/17.
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I smash Angus with a CD to death. Beware of killer CDs
Causing havoc on the BBS one post at a time
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I chop off each of your fingers, one by one. Then, I start your toes. Once I've done that, I lock you into a room, with no way to get out. The only food you get is your fingers and toes.
Then, I chop off each of your arms, and feed them to you raw. I take you to the local swimming pool, late at night, and sneak in cause it's closed that late at night.
I slowly, very very slowly, cut through your left leg. I slice right through it, eventually. I've suffed a dirty sock down your throat, and one over your mouth so nobody can hear you scream.
Now that you have nothing but a leg, I toss you into the pool. The one leg you have left is just to torture you more, because it's almost enough to save you, but not quite. Eventually you tire, and cannot stay above water. Your head bobs in and out of the water.
As I sit there watching, the entire time, and laughing at the beauty of it all, you eventually drown.
I then take your corpse, cut it into tiny pieces with my knife, and take all the meat out of them. I take this, and sneak it into the local butcher shop. Nobody knows they're actually making themselves more of a cannibal everytime they order that Meatball Marinara Sandwich. And none of them know why, but it tastes much better than usual. They ask the butcher if he's using a new type of meat, but he says no.
Finally, I take the left over organs of your body, grind them in a blender, and drink it myself.
Then, I chop off each of your arms, and feed them to you raw. I take you to the local swimming pool, late at night, and sneak in cause it's closed that late at night.
I slowly, very very slowly, cut through your left leg. I slice right through it, eventually. I've suffed a dirty sock down your throat, and one over your mouth so nobody can hear you scream.
Now that you have nothing but a leg, I toss you into the pool. The one leg you have left is just to torture you more, because it's almost enough to save you, but not quite. Eventually you tire, and cannot stay above water. Your head bobs in and out of the water.
As I sit there watching, the entire time, and laughing at the beauty of it all, you eventually drown.
I then take your corpse, cut it into tiny pieces with my knife, and take all the meat out of them. I take this, and sneak it into the local butcher shop. Nobody knows they're actually making themselves more of a cannibal everytime they order that Meatball Marinara Sandwich. And none of them know why, but it tastes much better than usual. They ask the butcher if he's using a new type of meat, but he says no.
Finally, I take the left over organs of your body, grind them in a blender, and drink it myself.
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I brain you with a 20-pound sledge, cut you open, and sell your organs on eBay for quick cash.
Your spleen was auctioned for $52.00, but could only sell your liver for tree-fiddy.
Your spleen was auctioned for $52.00, but could only sell your liver for tree-fiddy.
Come see what I've been doing at:
http://angusmctavish.deviantart.com
http://www.youtube.com/user/IJustWatchEm71
AngusArt updated 4/9/17.
http://angusmctavish.deviantart.com
http://www.youtube.com/user/IJustWatchEm71
AngusArt updated 4/9/17.
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I take some poison ivy with gloves I was wearing and throw it on you. Nothing happens for a few days, but all the sudden the itching begans. K'sB scracthes and scracthes and you forgot that acctually spreads it. You eventualy scrach enough that you bleed to death.
Cause of death: scrathing self to death
Cause of death: scrathing self to death
Causing havoc on the BBS one post at a time
Officially supports the de-perma of GTA, Mike, Cartman, and possibly others
SPU! Join it!
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SPU! Join it!
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