Kill the person above you

[Kyles_Baby]

Al Gore is back in the area, and saying something like he wants someone to go with him to the land down under looking for Manbearpig....agian. When will he learn? Anyways, once there, he's too much of a pussy to go into a cave, so he sends you in instead. You get lost, and come to a dead end in the passage way. Spiders climb out of the crebises and kill you and comsome your flesh!

[AngusMcTavish]

I summon the ghost of Bon Scott and have him invade your house. You get so excited, you die of a coronary!

[Kelly MacCornmac]

I smash Angus with a CD to death. Beware of killer CDs

[Kyles_Baby]

I suck all the blood from your body, leaving not a single drop, and give it all to the Red Cross.

[Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny]

I chop off each of your fingers, one by one. Then, I start your toes. Once I've done that, I lock you into a room, with no way to get out. The only food you get is your fingers and toes.

Then, I chop off each of your arms, and feed them to you raw. I take you to the local swimming pool, late at night, and sneak in cause it's closed that late at night.

I slowly, very very slowly, cut through your left leg. I slice right through it, eventually. I've suffed a dirty sock down your throat, and one over your mouth so nobody can hear you scream.

Now that you have nothing but a leg, I toss you into the pool. The one leg you have left is just to torture you more, because it's almost enough to save you, but not quite. Eventually you tire, and cannot stay above water. Your head bobs in and out of the water.

As I sit there watching, the entire time, and laughing at the beauty of it all, you eventually drown.

I then take your corpse, cut it into tiny pieces with my knife, and take all the meat out of them. I take this, and sneak it into the local butcher shop. Nobody knows they're actually making themselves more of a cannibal everytime they order that Meatball Marinara Sandwich. And none of them know why, but it tastes much better than usual. They ask the butcher if he's using a new type of meat, but he says no.

Finally, I take the left over organs of your body, grind them in a blender, and drink it myself.

[Kyles_Baby]

(DAMN dude!)

I push you into a giant, rotating fan!

[Stovepipe_Jam]

I pay Kyle's_Marklar to kill ACDC, causing you to commit suicide soon afterward.

[Kyles_Baby]

TWO can play this!

I chop off KMACs head with my macheddie, whitch cases YOU to kill yourseld!

[AngusMcTavish]

I brain you with a 20-pound sledge, cut you open, and sell your organs on eBay for quick cash.

Your spleen was auctioned for $52.00, but could only sell your liver for tree-fiddy.

[Kyles_Baby]

I chop off Angus' head, shrink it, sell it on EBay, drink all your blood (Yes, I LOVE the taste of human blood, I'm a sick freak!), display your bones above my mantel, cook and eat your flesh, sell your organs to canabals, and spend the money on whatever I want!

[tweekedkenny]

I stab you in the areas of your liver, stomach, and heart. I pull them all out and eat them.

[Kyles_Baby]

I hook your upper lip to a rope, push you over a HIGH cliff, witch rips off your lip and the fall instently kills you!

Talk about a stiff upper lip!

[Kelly MacCornmac]

I take some poison ivy with gloves I was wearing and throw it on you. Nothing happens for a few days, but all the sudden the itching begans. K'sB scracthes and scracthes and you forgot that acctually spreads it. You eventualy scrach enough that you bleed to death.

Cause of death: scrathing self to death

[Kyles_Baby]

As you run to attack me, I hold up my right hand, ready to strike like a colbra. When your about to attack me, I stick my hand down your throat, into your stomache, and pull your guts out!

BTW, extra points if you can name the show and person I got the move from!

[MixStan]

Get a shark to eat her up! YOU f*cking SHARK! EAT HER UP! DANCE DAMN YOU!