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RAppel
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Postby RAppel » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:21 am

Cartman: That assh*le! That big, smelly, ass-sniffin' assh*le! I'm goona get him!
Kyle: Carman, can I give you some advice?
Cartman: What?!
Kyle: Just let it go, dude. You only had sixteen dollars and twelve cents. Count all your losses and move on. He's smarter than you.
Cartman: He is not smarter than me! He just charmed me, that's all! He's a charmer, that Scott Tenorman!! But I'll get him someday!! [the boys reach the box office and buy their tickets]
Kyle: One please.
Stan: One please.
Kenny: (One please.)
Cartman: One please. [with no money, he tries to pay with pubic hair. Nothng happens for a while]
Clerk: That'll be six dollars
Cartman: O-kay, and how much is that in pubes?
Clerk: We don't take pubes!
Cartman: Listen, my money is as good as anybody's! Don't you, uh, discriminate against my people by not accepting these pubes
Clerk: We don't take pubes!! End of story!!
Cartman: Racist! [takes the pubes and runs off]
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Cartman's Top Enemy
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Postby Cartman's Top Enemy » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:16 pm

RAppel wrote:Cartman: Listen, my money is as good as anybody's! Don't you, uh, discriminate against my people by not accepting these pubes


His people? Does he come from a nomadic race of scrotum-chesse eaters?

RAppel wrote:Clerk: We don't take pubes!! End of story!!
Cartman: Racist! [takes the pubes and runs off]


He dosen't run, he waddles quickly.
His attack, his goading and his quick departure from the discussion...clearly demonstrates that [Mr.Hat_DX27], like Stovepipe_Jam, Killahertz9, TheTowlieConnection and others before him, has no integrity.
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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:26 pm

Cartman's Top Enemy wrote:
RAppel wrote:Cartman: Listen, my money is as good as anybody's! Don't you, uh, discriminate against my people by not accepting these pubes


His people? Does he come from a nomadic race of scrotum-chesse eaters?

RAppel wrote:Clerk: We don't take pubes!! End of story!!
Cartman: Racist! [takes the pubes and runs off]


He dosen't run, he waddles quickly.
:lol:

I can't exacaly remember the quote but...

"I'm a little piggy oink oink oink..."

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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:05 pm

Kelly MacCornmac wrote:
Cartman's Top Enemy wrote:
RAppel wrote:Cartman: Listen, my money is as good as anybody's! Don't you, uh, discriminate against my people by not accepting these pubes


His people? Does he come from a nomadic race of scrotum-chesse eaters?

RAppel wrote:Clerk: We don't take pubes!! End of story!!
Cartman: Racist! [takes the pubes and runs off]


He dosen't run, he waddles quickly.
:lol:

I can't exacaly remember the quote but...

"I'm a little piggy oink oink oink..."



"I'm a little piggy, here's my snout. Oink oink oink, oink oink oink."

f*ck all my other quotes, that one takes the cake right out of Cartman's engorged fingertips. :D
thejew36
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Postby thejew36 » Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:55 pm

theres one like its every mans obligation to stick his boneration is somethin but i cant member the rest can someone help me out here
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Postby Uber Mage » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:19 am

thejew36 wrote:theres one like its every mans obligation to stick his boneration is somethin but i cant member the rest can someone help me out here


it is.. "It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."

my favorite is....
Well, I'm a badass Cowboy livin' in the Cowboy days.
Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang.
Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider.
A wiggy wig wig wiggy wiggy wig
Fresh cowboy from the west side
Wiggy wiggy scratch yo yo bang bang
Me and Artemis Clyde frog go save Salma frog polly prissy pants
Go down to, well... rumpletumpskin
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Postby uscgamecocks21 » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:23 am

Mom, can I watch American Gladiatiors?

And what kind of side dishes will we be enjoying with our frozen waffles tonight... am I to understand there will be no side dishes?

Awww man that's big fat Oprah tits right there.

12 hars are you f*cking kidding me?-- plane to scotland

Kenny give me the space cruiser... give it kenny, kennnny... miiiine miiiiiine miiiine.

I can't possibly eat another bite of it's chocolaty goodness... oh wait yes I can.

ROYAL CROWN CHINPOKO MASTER HOLY sh*t!!

How about a Taco.... that craps ice cream.

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin Jesus I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.

....Others just can't remember them all.
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Postby Dana the southparkateer » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:36 am

Cartman: Damn, sh*t, respect my f*ckin' authority!
Sadaam Hussein: Ahhh!
Cartman: Yes (zaps him)!
Sadaam Hussein: Hey, you need to watch your mouth, brat!
Cartman: Dog sh*t Taco (Zaps him again)!
Sadaam Hussein: Quick Satan, do something!
Cartman: Try this on for size. Blood-drenched, frozen tampon popsicle!
Sadaam Hussein: Hey buddy, I know I was mean before, but don't worry, I can change!
Cartman: Okay.
Not. f*ck, sh*t, cock, ass, dildo, boner, bitch, pussy, butthole, Barbara Streisand!
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Postby shelly marsh » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:40 pm

(1)whatever, whatever I do what i want! i was in twelve gangs
(2)No kitty, thats my chocolate chicken pot pie
(3)screw you guys, i'm going home
those are my 3 favorite saying of cartmans but there are so many more i cant list them all.
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Postby Total_Beefcake » Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:53 pm

My favorite Cartman quote ever:

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!! MAAAHAHAHAAAAAAM!"

~ From 'Christmas In Canada'. When Kyle punches him. :)
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Marshman33
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Postby Marshman33 » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:37 pm

The bitch song is my favourite "quote"
That Thing From Tron
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Postby That Thing From Tron » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:54 am

a qoute when they were talking to the iraqies
Kyle: greetings from canada,well its aboot time we get back to our hoose in canada eh
Cartman: hey im not a god damn canadian and neither are you
Stan: cartman you stupid assh*le
Kyle: nice going cartman
Cartman: dude dont call me a canadian

i may have f*cked it up somewhere lol
but yeah cartman has too many good qoutes to say them all
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Postby Butters1990 » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:18 pm

Why do people keep making threads about Favorite Quotes For Each Character when there is already one which i made with All the Quotes.


Oh well.


Cartman: Your breaking my balls man.
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bloodred1889
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Postby bloodred1889 » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:45 am

my favorite quote of all time is:

cartman: guess what i have in my back yard!

kyle: a trampoline?

cartman: better

stan: a boat?

cartman: better

kyle: then what?

cartman: 33 aborted foetuses!

pause*

cartman: oh yeah:

kyle: i hate you cartman so god dam much



thats not the exact way it went but close.. you get my drift.. its funny
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Postby Cartman's Top Enemy » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:52 am

Total_Beefcake wrote:My favorite Cartman quote ever:

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!! MAAAHAHAHAAAAAAM!"

~ From 'Christmas In Canada'. When Kyle punches him. :)


Kyle shoulda punched him again to shut him up.
His attack, his goading and his quick departure from the discussion...clearly demonstrates that [Mr.Hat_DX27], like Stovepipe_Jam, Killahertz9, TheTowlieConnection and others before him, has no integrity.

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