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Who would make a better president, Kenny or Cartman?
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I'd prefer Kenny as a president because Cartman would end up as supreme dictator of the country and badly misuse his power. He'd probably kill all the people he got pissed with nuclear weaponry, then when we wanted to impeach him, we couldnt because he had too much power and would kill us all!
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Kenny'd probably end up dying all the time, but he'd make a much better pres then Cartman would.

Kenny'd probably end up dying all the time, but he'd make a much better pres then Cartman would.

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Kyle's_Marklar wrote:Cartman. He's a lot more political and will know what he's doing. This is America. He can't just snap his finger and kill everyone he doesn't like. Kenny doesn't have the leadership skills to make it as a politician and being poor is gonna make it even harder.
Remember an old song called "Only In America" which has the line "can a boy without a cent grow up to be president."
So why can't Kenny? And I think he'd be a democrat. Some of you think he'd only die in office, but that's not gonna happen. Well, he'd be better than Dubya.
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Both of them will be crappy presidents. Cartman is a dumbass and a psycho and Kenny dies every episode. Lets say that Kenny is a president and Cartman is a vice president. Cartman kills Kenny and becomes a president. Now Cartman will just blow all the country to hell. If Kenny will be the president without Cartman being a vice pez, he will probably die on his first day and people vote for Bush again 

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Re: Who would make a better president, Kenny or Cartman?
none of the above because only stan can do it!
Re: Who would make a better president, Kenny or Cartman?
I would say none of them.
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.
Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.
Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: Who would make a better president, Kenny or Cartman?
meaningless question because you have to have money to be president, and unless solid gold statues of keanu reeves sell well kenny isn't gonna have much luck getting that cash. However, an invincible president does have it's advantages...
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