snappy answers to stupid questions

cheesypoofs857 · Postby **cheesypoofs857** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:17 pm

He's probably hiding in your kidneys! :shock:

Why do you exist?

Gothic_Butters · Postby **Gothic_Butters** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:25 pm

that's when you think you are going to fart, but then you sh*t your pants.

What does ketchup smell like?

Kyle's_Marklar · Postby **Kyle's_Marklar** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:01 am

We may never know.

How come _____ sucks so much?

ProfChaos42 · Postby **ProfChaos42** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:44 pm

Because ________________________________________.
That's why!

If there is a North and South Dakota and Carolina, how come there is no East Virginia?

Nintendorkus · Postby **Nintendorkus** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:50 pm

I've always wondered that too considering I live in Virginia. Ummm... because your butt is big.

Why was my answer not snappy at all?

general_anarchy · Postby **general_anarchy** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:09 am

becuase you are out of spaghetti-Os

how do they make paper clips?

Gothic_Butters · Postby **Gothic_Butters** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:16 am

they use Microsoft Word and use print out a picture of Clippit. Then they bring that picture to life, and Clippit annoys them by telling them that he can assit them. They kill clipit, and thus, a paper clip.

Why is my dog asleep?

general_anarchy · Postby **general_anarchy** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:19 am

becasue it got bored of court tv

why is there nothing to do?

Gothic_Butters · Postby **Gothic_Butters** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:09 am

because it's Saturday night and all of your friends are getting stoned and drunk and they forgot to invite you and you forgot to invite me.

Why does Kenny rarely remove his hood?

BRMBug · Postby **BRMBug** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:27 am

Because every time he removes his hood over here, it causes a tsunami in China.

Did you get that thing I sent you?

general_anarchy · Postby **general_anarchy** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:48 pm

yes i did. it's so beatuful, i thumb tacked it to my wall.

what was so beautiful that i thumb tacked it to my wall?

Gothic_Butters · Postby **Gothic_Butters** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:02 pm

a picture of my penis.

why did BRMbug have a picture of my penis, and then send it to General_Anarchy?

general_anarchy · Postby **general_anarchy** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:43 am

Gothic_Butters wrote:a picture of my penis.

why did BRMbug have a picture of my penis, and then send it to General_Anarchy?

that's interesting....

any way, brmbug had a picture of your penis bacause he collects pictures of penises... pervert...

is brmbug really a perverted guy?

Gothic_Butters · Postby **Gothic_Butters** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:51 am

Yes. He has a fetish with Goth penises.

Why are we talking about male genitals?

ProfChaos42 · Postby **ProfChaos42** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:21 am

Because you need to think about all the male genitalia you can before I change the subject.

Why aren't boxes round?

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