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Which character do you think will lose their virginity first
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This would probably never happen on the show, but if they were real and got to grow up, then definitely Kenny! Kenny first and then maybe Stan. Or Kyle.
I could see an episode (Oh, sh*t!) where Stan's the only one out of the boys who hasn't had sex. All the boys are telling him how much he's got to get Wendy (b/c they're back together) and he just doesn't know how. Cartman's even bragging and boasting about how he's had sex but in the end Stan does it and says it was great.
He's like, "You and the guys were right, Cartman. It's definitely something."
Then Cartman's like, "You fell for that? Pfft! Like I'd stick my schlong in any gross, infected girls. Man, Stan, you're hella gullable!" And he walks away.
Now that would be a hot fic...
I could see an episode (Oh, sh*t!) where Stan's the only one out of the boys who hasn't had sex. All the boys are telling him how much he's got to get Wendy (b/c they're back together) and he just doesn't know how. Cartman's even bragging and boasting about how he's had sex but in the end Stan does it and says it was great.
He's like, "You and the guys were right, Cartman. It's definitely something."
Then Cartman's like, "You fell for that? Pfft! Like I'd stick my schlong in any gross, infected girls. Man, Stan, you're hella gullable!" And he walks away.
Now that would be a hot fic...

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Cartman has already performed oral sex (he sucked semen out of a "hose") and Kenny gave Howard Stern a hummer. They've already lost their virginity, sort of. The first of the boys to actually have missionary sex will probably be Kenny just because he's got the dirtiest mind of the four. Kyle will probably wait until the right moment, Stan will be too nervous and end up barfing, and Cartman... who the hell would wanna do him?

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1. Kenny (He's a perv)
2. Stan (He's the only one witha real girlfriend)
3. Kyle
4. Cartman (He is such a fatass)
2. Stan (He's the only one witha real girlfriend)
3. Kyle
4. Cartman (He is such a fatass)
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It would probably have to be Butters. He seems to have sex on his mind quite a bit, but worried about the prospect of his parents punishing him for it. I'm guessing someday he'll get sent to a foster home or get emancipated or something, and then... he'll probably run off with one of the Raisins girls or something.

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Athena1999 wrote:It would probably have to be Butters. He seems to have sex on his mind quite a bit, but worried about the prospect of his parents punishing him for it. I'm guessing someday he'll get sent to a foster home or get emancipated or something, and then... he'll probably run off with one of the Raisins girls or something.
Butters would be hard to date. >.>;;; He's a bit possesive ne?
But yeah he does seem the most into girls of all the guys except Kenny.
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Taking away Jimmy, the fact that Trey and Matt themselves obviosly don't regard oral sex to have the ability to rob of virginity, e.i. The Most Offensive Song Ever, and that it's possible that ghetto-dwelling Kenny and poor, abused Butters have been raped (hey, just my sick, twisted theory), I'd say:
1. Kenny (As he gets older, he would probably be the one who girls would find most attractive, more so if he lost the hood, and to state the obvious, he's a perv
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2. Stan (Like MixStan said, he seems like the kid who would lose it at a normal age, 16 or 17 maybe)
3. Bebe (come on, she's seriously a slut... go watch Clubhouses if you haven't seen it)
1. Kenny (As he gets older, he would probably be the one who girls would find most attractive, more so if he lost the hood, and to state the obvious, he's a perv

2. Stan (Like MixStan said, he seems like the kid who would lose it at a normal age, 16 or 17 maybe)
3. Bebe (come on, she's seriously a slut... go watch Clubhouses if you haven't seen it)
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