Is Cartman GAY?

[Athena1999]

^Oh, geez.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with anyone being homosexual or heterosexual or whatever... it's just the fact that Cartman's a big fat assh*le that make us hate him so much. In fact, his gayness makes him slightly tolerable.

[Gold_To_My_Jew]

He's not gay, he'll just do gay things to get what he wants.

[Oneirogenic]

He's not gay, he'll just do gay things to get what he wants.

So, he makes out with Justin Timberlake cutouts in order to gain...what exactly?

[Rebecca_Cutswald]

He's not gay, he'll just do gay things to get what he wants.

So, he makes out with Justin Timberlake cutouts in order to gain...what exactly?

The warm fuzzies?

[Gold_To_My_Jew]

For fun, I guess xD

[Oneirogenic]

For fun, I guess xD

Well, YEAH. GAY fun.

[damien_06]

no way cartmans gay hes just fat so hes never had a girl freind plus he wanted to go to the stupid spoiled whore party

[Gold_To_My_Jew]

For fun, I guess xD

Well, YEAH. GAY fun.

xD Yeah, I can't argue with that..

[Oneirogenic]

no way cartmans gay hes just fat so hes never had a girl freind plus he wanted to go to the stupid spoiled whore party

XD He was just angry that he didn't get invited to something. See, if you had mentioned his reaction to Wendy's attraction, then I'd have said, "Yes, well, you have a point there" or, perhaps, even mentioned Miss Ellen, but no :[ You fail. Sorry.

[Cartman's Top Enemy]

Liberace is more butch than Fatass.

[CabbageCandy]

Is Cartman gay? Pfft, totally! I mean, after the thing with the Antonio Benderas blow up doll, Micheal Jackson, and dressing up like Britney Spears there is no question.

Oh, and let us not forget about Ben Affleck.

[Rebecca_Cutswald]

According to Cartman he's a bisexual lesbian. But I don't think the lesbians will take him.

[Oneirogenic]

According to Cartman he's a bisexual lesbian. But I don't think the lesbians will take him.

D: I'm kind of a lesbian and I want to keep him as a person-pet...

I don't think that's quite the same though.

[cartman8213]

he's is not gay people if he is he will be acting all nice (which he's NOT)

Uh oh, thtereotype alert! I suppose that if he was gay he would talk with a lithp, too? I guess he would live in San Fransisco, and he would want to live there. He would also want to live in Castro.(I think that's how you spell it.)

Do I think Cartman is gay? No, I don't. I really truely believe that he is a bisexual. He has way too many gay tendencies. He enjoys Kyle literally kissing his ass too much. (BTW, that fart joke was done twice did anyone else notice that?) The tea party thing really started to get me suspicious, and after Awesome-O with the Justin Timberlake cut-out I knew he was bisexual.

How do I know he's somewhat straight? Because of the reasons mentioned before. The way he liked Wendy, how he got turned on by Bebe's boobs, and how he really liked Ms. Ellen(right?)convinces me that he's at least a little straight.

Oneirogenic, I don't agree with those statistics. I know people my age don't really know if they're gay or not, but I don't think one in ten people I see on the street are gay. It sounds right, but when I really think about it, I just don't see it.

[Kyle the Skeptic]

Keep in mind that Cartman never really had a father figure or male role model in his life. This would explain why he so eagerly latched on to each potential father figure in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut", or perhaps why he idolizes Mel Gibson as Braveheart. The only person whom he has regular contact with that he might take after is his mother, so it's not surprising if he starts to emulate some of her bad behavior. If he has a subconscious attraction to other males, it is likely not something he is aware of or that he necessarily considers 'deviant'.