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Taranis_Music
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Postby Taranis_Music » Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:05 am

Granted, but it is only spam.

:shock: I wish that guy would quit staring at me.
Kyle the Skeptic
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:19 am

Kelly MacCornmac wrote:Granted...but soon after you get it you get a horrible viris that wipes out everything.

That wouldn't be so bad actually. Reinstalling the OS from scratch isn't that big a deal, and all of my data is on my existing computer, so I'd just have to transfer it with a USB cable.

Taranis_Music wrote: :shock: I wish that guy would quit staring at me.
Granted, but now he's touching you. :D

Edit: Here's a better one.
I wish for immortality.
Taranis_Music
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Postby Taranis_Music » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:21 am

Granted, but you're not invulnerable. Mwah hahahaha



I wish my schedule for school wasn't all over the place.
cheesypoofs857
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Postby cheesypoofs857 » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:25 am

Granted but now you have to have all your classes in the sewage plant...(God that one sucked!)

I wish I live in the world of Inuyasha!
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aristottlesdeathwish
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Postby aristottlesdeathwish » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:02 am

Granted, but Inyuasha no longer lives in that world.

I wish women to be more attracted to me.
"When you do something right, no one knows you have done anything at all"=Futurama
Kyle the Skeptic
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:12 am

Granted, but you have been permanently transmogrified into a 3 month old kitten in order for this to happen.


I wish there were more hours in the day to get everything done.
Delition
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Postby Delition » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:15 am

Granted, but now you have to do twice as many things with only a few extra hours added.

I wish that we had a toaster that didn't smell like burnt crap.
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aristottlesdeathwish
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Postby aristottlesdeathwish » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:33 am

granted, but now it smells like burnt hair of a monkeys ass.

I wish that I had x ray vision
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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:35 am

POOF! you have X-Ray vision, but you can't turn it off.

I wish... I... were... an Oscar Mayer wiener. Well hell, someone had to say it.
Kyle the Skeptic
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:49 pm

Granted but you still have a nervous system and can feel pain the whole time you are being cooked, bitten, and chewed up.

Here's an old cliche. I wish I could fly.
Kelly MacCornmac
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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:39 am

Granted, but you were hit by a hurricane while flying and made you have paralisis.

I wish... I wish...that I spell correctly and have great grammar.
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aristottlesdeathwish
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Postby aristottlesdeathwish » Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:49 am

Granted but your grammar is so good you feel you have to correct everyones you meet. Then get shot, raped in the assed, and stabbed by some inner city black kids when you try to teach them how to speak english.

I wish.....I was a karate expert.
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D.D.Crazy
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Postby D.D.Crazy » Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:02 pm

Granted, but you gaining a mass ammount of martial arts knowledge in such little time has leaft you an autistic person, so now you can fight, sure, but you do it with sh*t in you pants, you don't even know how to poo in a toilet.

I wish I had a cookie right about now.
Stovepipe_Jam
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:05 pm

I now use cookies to hack your computer and steal your identity.

I wish I had a tail.
Kelly MacCornmac
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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:24 pm

Granted, but it is about 1 inch long...

I wish that all the sterotypical n00bs will stay out of this fourm...
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